I solved the dilemma of pooping at work

[Spur-Addict]

Coffee.

Most men poop between 8am and 10am, shortly after they have their first coffee. I have been in a wide variety of companies and places in my adult life, and I have learned this is true. , there have been some times when I have had to check two or three floor's worth of bathrooms for a free stall.

I see where you're coming from. Gets the body moving etc.

Would you agree that most coffee drinkers have coffee before leaving the house? A lot of people that I know, that drink coffee, have a cup or two before leaving in the morning. If so, then I figure they'd have an opportunity to do their business before they leave the house. Also, the body gets use to doing things. So if you set a precedent of using the bathroom at a certain time, I think you're more inclined to continue to do it. My body has no urge whatsoever to use the bathroom in that manner at work even if I change my diet that day.

[UZER]

it's totally and utterly pointless. you're walking through it anyway tbqh.

Oh no. We have someone here that doesn't wash their hands.

[leemajors]

Oh no. We have someone here that doesn't wash their hands.

Poor effort. Not what I said at all.

[2pac > Kobe]

used tampons, or used pads, lying around on the toilet seat, or the floor around the toilet. Nasty.

sounds like my bathroom, nasty s

[UZER]

Poor effort. Not what I said at all.

But why would you wash your hands if you walk through it anyway?
I use the paper towel to open the door because I know half the dudes that use the bathroom dont wash their hands at all. I touch said door, walk out of the bathroom, buy a bag of chips, then proceed to reach into bag of chips with those same hands, and put the chips in my mouth.

so touching a door knob with someone's is not the same as walking through the air with it. And if it is, then why even wash your hands period.

[leemajors]

But why would you wash your hands if you walk through it anyway?
I use the paper towel to open the door because I know half the dudes that use the bathroom dont wash their hands at all. I touch said door, walk out of the bathroom, buy a bag of chips, then proceed to reach into bag of chips with those same hands, and put the chips in my mouth.

so touching a door knob with someone's is not the same as walking through the air with it. And if it is, then why even wash your hands period.

My point is that if you can smell , you've already taken it in. Being scared of door handles seems pretty pointless. I was my hands fairly obsessively, but I have been actively trying to avoid antibacterial soaps. There is way too much of that in our water, and it's just helping antibiotic resistant bacteria get stronger.

[Jacob1983]

It's a place where you go to piss and/or . That's it. Get over it.

[Xevious]

I see where you're coming from. Gets the body moving etc.

Would you agree that most coffee drinkers have coffee before leaving the house? A lot of people that I know, that drink coffee, have a cup or two before leaving in the morning. If so, then I figure they'd have an opportunity to do their business before they leave the house. Also, the body gets use to doing things. So if you set a precedent of using the bathroom at a certain time, I think you're more inclined to continue to do it. My body has no urge whatsoever to use the bathroom in that manner at work even if I change my diet that day.

Some people like to crap on company time. The same type of people that have to take half a dozen cigarette breaks a day.

As for me, I work 12-14 hour shifts. It's inevitable that I use the bathroom at work. I usually have to look around for a clean one though that's out of the way. The employee bathroom on my floor is a little too close to traffic for my comfort.

[Spur-Addict]

Some people like to crap on company time. The same type of people that have to take half a dozen cigarette breaks a day.

As for me, I work 12-14 hour shifts. It's inevitable that I use the bathroom at work. I usually have to look around for a clean one though that's out of the way. The employee bathroom on my floor is a little too close to traffic for my comfort.

Good points. I could see people seeking to break up the day with an unnecessary bathroom break. And yes, long shifts would make that inevitable eventually.

[RandomGuy]

I see where you're coming from. Gets the body moving etc.

Would you agree that most coffee drinkers have coffee before leaving the house? A lot of people that I know, that drink coffee, have a cup or two before leaving in the morning. If so, then I figure they'd have an opportunity to do their business before they leave the house. Also, the body gets use to doing things. So if you set a precedent of using the bathroom at a certain time, I think you're more inclined to continue to do it. My body has no urge whatsoever to use the bathroom in that manner at work even if I change my diet that day.

I simply have it when I drive.

Rarely do I have time before I leave to actually sit and drink an entire cup.