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Stop pretending to be the be all end all of knowledge and things would be just fine.
Tell me some Joe Kelly stories. I spent 6 months on the road with him. You know his rig?
Nope.
You know his influences?
Nope.
You know his addictions?
Nope.
There. That's three things plus 6 months you'll never have. Being a working musician is meaningful.
You know what we did after a major show, when little white blues wannabe zereos (and no genre besides jazz produces these vapid little creations) like you would rush the stage with your special knowledge and start lecturing us? We turned our backs and laughed at you.
You have nothing on me, because you devalue everything you don't possess or understand. Laughable.
Stop pretending to be the be all end all of knowledge and things would be just fine.
People look...
I'm an avid reader, ok? Why you guys struggle with that so....??? I own over 10,000 books, tons and tons and tons of stuff on my pet interests. At what point do you finally...ok, cool.
You haven't figured out by now I love to read and have read up on all my pet interests? I'm not pretending anything, I know all that books can teach us.
Talk to me about the first white guy to record for Motown, go ahead. Talk to me about the first blues tune to be covered by a British band...well?
Never. Let it go. Whatever "coolness" you think you possess just isn't translating here. It's just not going to happen for ya, skippy.
No problem, I'd just as soon clang and bang. Actually more fun that way.
That's great. If every statement you made weren't couched in some insane epeen challenge, you could probably carry on a normal conversation. But you seem to be incapable of doing that. Instead, it's just an opportunity for you pump up the ole peen. What, you didn't know anything about Joe?
Atta boy. Try not to get so riled up. It's not good for your, more than likely enlarged, heart.
BTW, you're not alone.
And what part did Joe Kelly play in the history of rock & roll? Do you really think I;m talking about what some singer had for breakfast? Dude....wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I think I am and so far nobody has proven that belief wrong.
278 pounds of twisted railroad steel, feel like a tiger.
Nobody has anything to prove besides you, apparently. Case in point II.
You really don't know Joe? Hard to believe when you claim to know so much.
It just has to be negative doesn't it? Why is that?.
Here I sit a guy who has been lifting since a junior HS who has more $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ than he can ever spent, more books than some libraries, more music than some radio stations, hung like an Arkansas mule and you have to be...negative. Why, as you look for misspelled word...hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My epeen commands you!!!
I'm just telling you the facts. If there were important in the grand sceme of things I know about them. Obviously Joe Kelly isn't.
The Allman Brothers, Buddy Miles, Jimmy Rogers, Sam Lay, Willie Dixon, Freddie King, Wild Child Butler, Long John Hunter....ever heard of these guys?
They know Joe.
Then just talk about the music, why bug me?
I'd love to. Stop being a pretentious ass.
Do they own horses?
Sure, I have something by all those. So who is Joe Kelly?
Long John likes to bet on 'em.
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