Me and Tommy Johnston

[Gay Robot]

Me and Carlos

It was around 1970 or so, me and some navy buddies are at a little bar in Hunters Point (bay area), we were there to decommission the USS Bole. As we sat there nursing our drinks we see this little mexican guy messing around with the equipment over at the bandstand, no doubt some worker. After another drink the little guy starts picking some cords on an electric guitar. He's checking things out. After a few minutes of pretty much racket he really takes off...........yep...Carlos Santana. After a good five minutes or so of jamming he comes over to the bar.

Bought us all a drink, nice guy.

Funny how straight you are until a long haired musician buys a bunch of sailors drinks near San Francisco, huh? I bet Carlos throws a great orgy.

[I. Hustle]

Starightest group of guys I've ever seen.

[Avante]

You only deal with the "fake" ones that are in the closet like yourself? Like the ones that say "I'm straight! I just let the dude suck me off!" or "I put it in HIS ass! That doesn't make me gay!"

I'm fine with whatever you want to do. We can take things slow if you want to.

Another internet coward.

[Gay Robot]

Another internet coward.

How am I a coward, my love? How many other ways do I need to offer myself to you? I love bears. If you think I am a coward and won't meet up with you then you are sadly mistaken. I'll even bring the lube and the peach schnapps.

[Avante]

How am I a coward, my love? How many other ways do I need to offer myself to you? I love bears. If you think I am a coward and won't meet up with you then you are sadly mistaken. I'll even bring the lube and the peach schnapps.

I can see why ya have the hots for me, but this is boring. I'm going to have to put you way down there on the level I keep Chumpy and johnsmith, yep...not worth the time.

You just died.

[THEGOAT]

if you lost the girl to a guy that ended up a lead singer of a band you can't be too crushed. you never had a chance.

i wonder if they still have sadie hawkins dances?

[Gay Robot]

I can see why ya have the hots for me, but this is boring. I'm going to have to put you way down there on the level I keep Chumpy and johnsmith, yep...not worth the time.

You just died.

I just love bears and helping people. You obviously have something that you want to say. All these threads of you and other guys and the macho talk trying to prove that you are super hetero. I get it. I think we should just 69 and see where it goes from there.

[Avante]

if you lost the girl to a guy that ended up a lead singer of a band you can't be too crushed. you never had a chance.

i wonder if they still have sadie hawkins dances?

I didn't stand a chance because he was a junior and I was a freshman.

[THEGOAT]

I didn't stand a chance because he was a junior and I was a freshman.

that's true. i still remember the upperclassmen pulling all the girls from our grade. totally unfair. when i got up there i dated girls in the same grade.

[Avante]

that's true. i still remember the upperclassmen pulling all the girls from our grade. totally unfair. when i got up there i dated girls in the same grade.

It was because they had cars, more $$$$$.

[ChumpDumper]

I can see why ya have the hots for me, but this is boring. I'm going to have to put you way down there on the level I keep Chumpy and johnsmith, yep...not worth the time.

You just died.

"Not worth the time" = responding to use and starting butthurt threads about what we post.

Yeah, we're all dead.

[Avante]

Sad to watch.

[ChumpDumper]

It is. Refer to me in the third person some more.

That'll show me.

[THEGOAT]

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