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  1. #26
    Purple and Bold! whitemamba's Avatar
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    cant handle the truth can you, you ing bank.

  2. #27
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    cant handle the truth can you, you ing bank.
    What the did you just ing say about me, you little ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ing dead, kiddo.

  3. #28
    Is there no one else? AchillesHeel's Avatar
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    To be completely honest, this joke was great, anyone that thinks otherwise is a gotPERIOD.

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  5. #30
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    As pac said ..."in L.A. Where we riot, not rally ..."

    Not saying it's right. But it's the way ... I was at staples in 2000 (riot after WCF vs. Blazers) ... We left before it got too crazy, it was me and a buddy of mine and his fiancee ...We just wanted to get her to safety. We were not shook. They are both half hispanic (he mexican and black, she mexican and white) but wanted no parts of a riot. besides, he was a Raider fan you think those riots pictures are bad, you should of seen the -storm that used to happen at the old Coliseum. I was at a Raiders Chiefs game where fans were hurling batteries. Fights all over the place. That is why I have never feared going to the AAC or AT&T in Laker gear. Our home games are worse in L.A. tbh ...

  6. #31
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    California borders Mexico.

  7. #32
    Veteran Killakobe81's Avatar
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    So does Texas ... and lots of Mexicans root for Spurs too ...but Lakers do have a huge Latin fan-base. Filipino one too ...

  8. #33
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    Because you can fit so many of them on a bandwagon.

  9. #34
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    So does Texas ... and lots of Mexicans root for Spurs too ...
    Can't argue with geography.

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    Last edited by Deuce Bigalow; 07-19-2013 at 05:45 PM.

  11. #36
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    What the did you just ing say about me, you little ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ing dead, kiddo.

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    The amount of Mexican fans will surely fall as there may not be a single free taco all season.

  13. #38
    Mario GÖDze Bynumite's Avatar
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    Typical spurfan be@ner:


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    5 Alive! DwayneSchintzius's Avatar
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    The amount of Mexican fans will surely fall as there may not be a single free taco all season.
    QFT

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    I don't give a who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your life to a ish end. I'll put you in so much ing pain It'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a ing back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn the gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the out. Your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a ing heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you'll see when they're putting you under in the operating room is me hovering over you dressed as a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your ing life wondering what I did to you while you where being operated on and wondering if there is a ticking time bomb in you chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out of the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my ing car out of nowhere and kill you. I just wanted you to know how easily I could have destroyed your pathetic ing excuse for a life, but how I would rather go to great ing length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing ing . It's too ing late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either. I'll ing resuscitate you and kill you you again my ing self. Welcome to , population: you.

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    I don't give a who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your life to a ish end. I'll put you in so much ing pain It'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a ing back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn the gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the out. Your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a ing heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you'll see when they're putting you under in the operating room is me hovering over you dressed as a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your ing life wondering what I did to you while you where being operated on and wondering if there is a ticking time bomb in you chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out of the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my ing car out of nowhere and kill you. I just wanted you to know how easily I could have destroyed your pathetic ing excuse for a life, but how I would rather go to great ing length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing ing . It's too ing late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either. I'll ing resuscitate you and kill you you again my ing self. Welcome to , population: you.

  17. #42
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    lol got

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    I don't give a who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your life to a ish end. I'll put you in so much ing pain It'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a ing back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn the gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the out. Your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a ing heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you'll see when they're putting you under in the operating room is me hovering over you dressed as a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your ing life wondering what I did to you while you where being operated on and wondering if there is a ticking time bomb in you chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out of the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my ing car out of nowhere and kill you. I just wanted you to know how easily I could have destroyed your pathetic ing excuse for a life, but how I would rather go to great ing length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing ing . It's too ing late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either. I'll ing resuscitate you and kill you you again my ing self. Welcome to , population: you.
    Damn cuz, how u go from secret missions tracking down Osama to tracking a poster on spurstalk

  19. #44
    Purple and Bold! whitemamba's Avatar
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    Damn cuz, how u go from secret missions tracking down Osama to tracking a poster on spurstalk
    that probably spent too much time playing call of duty

  20. #45
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    that probably spent too much time playing call of duty
    I don't play call of duty you stupid piece of

  21. #46
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    I don't play call of duty you stupid piece of
    sensitive
    lying

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    Ok

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    What the did you just ing say about me, you little ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ing dead, kiddo.
    I don't give a who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your life to a ish end. I'll put you in so much ing pain It'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a ing back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ing show up at your house when you aren’t home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn the gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the out. Your blood pressure will triple and you'll have a ing heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation and the last thing you'll see when they're putting you under in the operating room is me hovering over you dressed as a doctor. When you wake up after the operation you'll be scared for your ing life wondering what I did to you while you where being operated on and wondering if there is a ticking time bomb in you chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out of the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my ing car out of nowhere and kill you. I just wanted you to know how easily I could have destroyed your pathetic ing excuse for a life, but how I would rather go to great ing length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living breathing ing . It's too ing late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either. I'll ing resuscitate you and kill you you again my ing self. Welcome to , population: you.
    I smell tons of m>s classic in this post, haven't read any post nearly as entertaining as this one ever since my m>s got banned . gonna copy it down in my textbook and recommend it to all my friends on AIM and Facebook, tbh.

  25. #50
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    To be completely honest, this joke was great, anyone that thinks otherwise is a gotPERIOD.
    So in other words anyone who thinks otherwise is just like Tim Duncan?

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