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Cocaine, tbh. You won't get off, but she will.
for the 2nd time in two years, i had probably the hottest chick butt ass naked on top of me and couldnt get it goin. poor chick, just like the last one, she thought there was something wrong with her. i had been drinking all night with her and hadnt slept i guess. i remember the last time it happened i was super hungover. it was the day after neal hit that shot against the grizzlies lol does this ever happen to any of you or am i the biggest puss?
Cocaine, tbh. You won't get off, but she will.
LMAO @ Cocaine. First ing thing I was thinking when entering the thread.
You're not the biggest puss, but you are up there. Friend of mine was managing at XTC here in town and brought home TWO sexy ass DTF es, and couldn't get hard in front of them. I would have probably started eating pussy to save my dignity. Probably would have got hard after as well as you aren't thinking about getting hard anymore.
lol my tongue is very sore
Well, it's a small victory, but a victory nonetheless. She will probably still call you back cuz she's gonna want to lock that tongue down.
No big problem, you have fingers don'tcha?
Two in the pink, one in the stink?
Damn bro, I honestly try to like everyone on this site, but your threads are ing terrible. Keep in mind I'm a terrible poster. But , you take to another level.
Thought this was an Avante thread. Either way, thread.
Lol, near identical avatars.
Ive never done coke, but I take a structurally and chemically similar add med called Focalin. I can't get it up when I'm on Focalin I don't know why, I wonder if coke would have the same effect on me or not. not that you'd be able to answer that, but just curious.
Regardless, I don't like getting drunk much and when i do its not to the point where i cant get wood, so kind of a moot point and Ive never had wood problems any way.
Yeah, I don't know. I guess results may vary, but I get, what I can only assume to be, a viagra-like effect when I have had sex on cocaine, but I never , uh . . . climax. It's fun though.
Any guy who needs coke to right is a loser. First of all you aren't drilling for oil here. No lady wants some coke freak pounding on her, sheesh!
Rookies.
I don't need it, head. I've done it."coke freak"
Stop following me arond.
It's...around..not arond...learn to ing spell.I don't need it, head. I've done it.
Stop following me arond.
I'll do whatever I want asswipe, you got that?
Listen up moron a woman wants to make love, you really haven't figured that out yet?
Man, I got you fired up tonight. You want to take a swing at me don't you?
Sometimes . . . sometimes they want to get ed.
happens mang try not to watch porn or beat your meat
I don't beat up on midgets, that ain't cool.
Dude, you act like some rookie when it comes to sex, you can't be this ignorant.
You are threatening me in the other thread, jackass.
You don't make any sense. You sound ridiculous.
You can't be this damn dumb. It made all the sense in the world idiot. What a dumbass.
I know losing your high school girlfriend to one of the Doobie Brothers is the pinnacle of your success with women, so you should probably defer to the more experienced on this topic. Ok, stumpy?
Where did I say she was my girlfriend?
Dude, trust me on this one......you're wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy out of your league when it comes to knowing women. Did I mention I'm a dancer, women love a dancer little guy. So what do you wanna know?
I don't believe you, twinkle toes.
I thought you claimed that you don't follow people into other threads?
Of course you don't you must play your silly ass game. If had half a brain you'd figure this out....older guy been around done some ...you'd just too dumb.
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