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    Purple and Bold! whitemamba's Avatar
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    whitemamba-cares about the sexuality of other fully grown adult men
    bill brasky likes gots

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    NT? more like SO i said
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    The approach I like to take is to initially split the room into four quadrangles. There is the upper intimacy zone, where the alpha male of the conversation resides, the two middle class zones, where one can easily "out alpha" the other into the conversation, and then the "box of no return" where you pretty much have no chance of getting any.

    That's where your friend was yesterday by my doing. Everytime he tried to enter the conversation, I would intentionally turn at a 47 degree angle, sticking my "ass" in the direction of his face, while slowly placing my 24th metatarsal on the women's anterior crucible, like this, on the left of her body and slowly started gyrating it up and down in a 5inch radius. This was a sign of disrespect toward your friend. I intentionally made sure he was left out of the conversation and the prey was mine. It was all over at that point, and the game was mine to lose. I'm hoping I made your friend as uncomfortable as possible and that he does not come back to this residence again. The basic strategy I take when having people over, especially the female specimens, is that either I'm getting laid or nobody is.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    His agent said he turned down teams offering double the money the Mavs could pay in order to play in Dallas. That's what im talking about mah !!!
    I can guarantee that's bull , dude is in debt to jewelers and he needs every penny he can get

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    I can guarantee that's bull , dude is in debt to jewelers and he needs every penny he can get
    link tbh?

    because if thats true, thats in hilarious.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    I wish him luck, Mavs are no threat to the Spurs so I hope he finally puts up some decent numbers again, he really fell off after his rookie season.

    At least we got one half of the turd towers gone though. But holy Dallas really is going to be _allas next season, they added 3 atrocious defensive players in Calderon, Ellis, and Blair who will probably get a decent amount of burn. Feel kinda bad for the Mavs tbh, ST is more entertaining when the Mavs are relevant and the rivalry is in effect

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    link tbh?

    because if thats true, thats in hilarious.
    http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/loc...00-4457453.php

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