10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking When You Drop Trou

[Koolaid_Man]

Fellas this is a rhetorical question...Which number are you?

1. Deep Purple

“I've never seen that shade of purple on a human being before...but the color was just another sign of extreme arousal, so yes, it made a difference. In the best possible way.” —Deanna, 25

2. Magical Mushroom

“There was this guy I went out with for a few months, and the moment I saw his penis, I noticed the head was so big it looked like a mushroom! I actually imagined a Smurf’s house. But surprisingly, it was the most pleasuring penis I've ever experienced. He worked that mushroom like magic!” —Stefani, 29

3. Shear Terror

"Manscaping should be required! The penis looks much smaller when surrounded by so much shrubbery.” —Erin, 33

4. So Fresh and So Clean

“Smooth, silky, healthy, perfect length and girth—plus he smelled so clean!” —Jessica, 25

5. Best. Package. Ever.

“One boyfriend seemed almost embarrassed that his penis was just average size, and wouldn't ever let me compliment how much I liked it. But I wasn't lying—it felt amazing! Guys: When a woman let's you know how much she loves your package, take the compliment…she probably means it!” —Lisa, 31

6. Cousin Itt

“Hairy monster! Seriously, hair is fine, but when your penis gets lost in a thick jungle, it's time to trim.” —Alyssa, 27

7. Surprise Attack

“He's a grower not a shower, so I was amazed at how big it got—and very happy about it as well!” —Maddie, 32

8. Curves Ahead

“Wow, that's a harsh left hook. Yes. That may make things very interesting.” —Nicole, 35

9. Lumber-Jacked

“He unzipped, and out came his magnificent, large, beautiful penis. But all I could think was, ‘My God, his penis is the size of a tree log,’ and, ‘Is this gonna hurt?!’“ —Taryn, 29

10. False Advertising

“There was a friend with benefits who kept saying how great he was in bed. He spoke about his penis like he was some sort of god, but when he dropped his pants the first time, I found out it was so small. That was the beginning and the end of that. Word to the wise” If you have a small penis, that’s fine, but don’t talk about it like you could part the Red Sea!” —Stephanie, 32

http://www.mensfitness.com/women/sex...r-penis?page=2

[cantthinkofanything]

11. where's the beef? - Kool's girlfriend, 74

[KarmaKarma]

*4, 5 & 9 =] ahhhhhh

[mrsmaalox]

I try not to look at it very much.

[Koolaid_Man]

I try not to look at it very much.

^ I'm not sure what that means..is that good or bad for you

[TDMVPDPOY]

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[Spur|n|Austin]

I try not to look at it very much.

That's a shame.

[CavsSuperFan]

12- Can we just hurry up and get this over with…Sex in the city is on in ten minutes…

[cantthinkofanything]

12- Can we just hurry up and get this over with…Sex in the city is on in ten minutes…

10 minutes? yeah...I think we'll be OK.

[mrsmaalox]

^ I'm not sure what that means..is that good or bad for you

It's fine for me, but probably not so much for a guy who needs to showcase his .

[mrsmaalox]

That's a shame.

Why? I've never been impressed/turned on by the mere sight of a ----just by the person attached to it

[CuckingFunt]

If the guy I'm with has been invited to drop trou, whatever's going on down there is irrelevant. The decision has already been made and fully justified.

[CavsSuperFan]

Translation…
I know that the guy is kind of a Dork…But What the heck…That was an expensive dinner…

[mrsmaalox]

If the guy I'm with has been invited to drop trou, whatever's going on down there is irrelevant. The decision has already been made and fully justified.

Exactly. Thus for some guys, there is NO amount of magnificent waving that will get them anywhere.

Now let's just wait for the responses from the experts around here on what real women do

[Creepn]

I don't know if you guys realizes this, but if you are male and giving answers, you are admitting that you're a sexual/bi.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Koolaid_Man]

Exactly. Thus for some guys, there is NO amount of magnificent waving that will get them anywhere.

Now let's just wait for the responses from the experts around here on what real women do

Come on Maalox how much of this is bravado...are you really that different from the women who commented in my OP?

[Koolaid_Man]

If the guy I'm with has been invited to drop trou, whatever's going on down there is irrelevant. The decision has already been made and fully justified.

you're are too much...have you seen the smallest compe ion hosted by Howard Stern..your clit is bigger than some of these guys s...would a 1 inch fully erect do it for you...I just can't believe that

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't know if you guys realizes this, but if you are male and giving answers, you are admitting that you're a sexual/bi.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I disagree...I get pedicures and sometimes mani's....I get my eye brows arched on special occasions because it makes me look sexier...I get massages weekly....and I love to gossip like a woman..in fact all of us guys do...I'm not or bi but I love women who like women...sexy women of course

[Buddy Mignon]

Exactly. Thus for some guys, there is NO amount of magnificent waving that will get them anywhere.

Now let's just wait for the responses from the experts around here on what real women do

You're absolutely full of , maalox. I've had women that were on the fence, and as soon as I text them a picture of my the deal was sealed. Game over. I win every time.

[scroteface]

you forgot another one for you "little burnt sausage"

[Blake]

3 & 6 are the same thing