Rockets: Dwight Howard fought a woman on Twitter and lost badly

[Koolaid_Man]

Burned....

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/dwig...-twitter-burn/

[Michael Jordan.]

#Salty

[resistanze]

[Michael Jordan.]

Not really a shot since none of them are holding him hostage for half like Vanessa.

[Bill_Brasky]

begging

[resistanze]

Not really a shot since none of them are holding him hostage for half like Vanessa.

He tried to get at some random on twitter and got roasted. The Lakers being bitter and sucking ass doesn't change that.

[Venti Quattro]

[Katherine Robinson]

That is quite a strong retort for Dwight's insult.

[Juggity]

If Dwight had spelled his tweet correctly, it would have been much a more effective insult

[irishock]

^ and take away the "lol." part.

[Vash StampedE]

Just when I thought whitemamba was the remaining Lakers fan here still salty of Dwight slapping LA's face...

[Suspect]

I dont really see how she won that

[TDMVPDPOY]

didnt get what d12 was saying "ion" ?? wtf does he mean? fkn go back to school clown

[Spursfan092120]

[Spur-Addict]

The response Dwight gave is better. Having to go to mother jokes is a massive sign of weakness.

[UZER]

didnt get what d12 was saying "ion" ?? wtf does he mean? fkn go back to school clown

"ion" is short for "I don't".

It's twitter slang due to the short number of characters allowed. Man, I swear Idiocracy is looking more and more accurate as we move along.

And he didn't get blasted. Her comeback was stupid. She's basically agreeing she's ugly.

[Buddy Mignon]

"ion" is short for "I don't".

It's twitter slang due to the short number of characters allowed. Man, I swear Idiocracy is looking more and more accurate as we move along.

And he didn't get blasted. Her comeback was stupid. She's basically agreeing she's ugly.

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[Bynumite]

Dwight has no room to talk about facial aesthetics tbh, he's making millions and he's banging and impregnating all kinds of hood rats.

The girl he tweeted looks like she could easily be one of Dwight's baby mommas tbh.

[Samuel Eto'o]

And he didn't get blasted. Her comeback was stupid. She's basically agreeing she's ugly.

How? She is saying she is married and does indeed have a ring, unlike all of Dwight baby mamas (I think theres like 6) who will never be getting one from him. Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that?

[Suspect]

so she's saying she's pretty unlike dwights baby mommas?

[resistanze]

so she's saying she's pretty unlike dwights baby mommas?

Are you s illiterate?

[Suspect]

Dwight said with a face like hers she isnt getting a ring (implying shes ugly)

She said she has one unlike dwights baby mommas. Can you s comprehend? How is that a diss towards dwight or his baby mommas who are getting money regardless?

[DMC]

[Katherine Robinson]

Dwight said with a face like hers she isnt getting a ring (implying shes ugly)

She said she has one unlike dwights baby mommas. Can you s comprehend? How is that a diss towards dwight or his baby mommas who are getting money regardless?

She is drawing a moral contrast between herself and the women Dwight Howard impregnated. Dwight has tries to appear a morally good person and pointing out his list of "baby mommas" makes it ironic.

She is essentially saying that even though she may not be attractive, she has some moral standards and the same cannot be said about Dwight creating 8 children whom will grow up without a father.

[Suspect]