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Thank you, BUMP. BUMP always brings them goods imho, with classes that you can learn at school like those classes concerning Bernoulli principle, and those you can't, like this one.
In addition to being a hardworking, tactful pre-med student who constantly finishes at the top of the class with humility and grace and pays attention to detail, there are also other things I excel at. One of the many is that I constantly display characteristics of a specific species that is commonly known as the alpha male. And over the next few months I will continually spread advice to the community that has given me oh so much over the years on how you too, can become this same dominant figure.
Today is my first lesson on being the alpha male. To start, what exactly is an alpha male? To be the alpha, you have to live it every single day and make everyone in your presence known that they are about to be dominated and that you are the apex predator. And what better way to do that than to constantly attempt to bed another man's women? Whenever a good friend brings around his girlfriend, you immediately begin hitting on her and/or try to bed her within 5 minutes. If your friend tries to stop you, you bend your knees at a 35 degree angle like below in Figure 1 spread your elbows outward like you're boxing out your opponent. Keep him "boxed out" by thumping your ass in his chest and/or occasionally throw a 'wild' elbow near his face. If he turns to violence, that's when you switch roles. Say something like "Hey bro, why the need to get violent? I was just messing around." I've stolen many girls with this technique and after having their girls cheat on them with me, my friends usually thank me continually for showing them how to be alpha. Now you have to do this repeatedly throughout the day to keep the momentum going. An added bonus is breaking up marriages and ruining their children's lives. Nothing gives me more pleasure than to find out that a women I bedded, had a faithful marriage, and it all gets ruined just because of me. And of course after they divorce I never hit her up again. Now this all doesn't just stop with friends. Incest, is never frowned upon in a true alpha's book. After all, women are just means to satisfy an alpha's sexual conquest. So if you've been on a dry spell and your sister's looking good, just remember "If it's old enough to pee, it's good enough for me"
Thank you guys, see you next time.
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Thank you, BUMP. BUMP always brings them goods imho, with classes that you can learn at school like those classes concerning Bernoulli principle, and those you can't, like this one.
Future alpha checking in
You've not seen my sister.
BUMP, would an alpha ever eat sliced strawberries with a dollop of creme fraiche as a light, refreshing mid-afternoon snack? Plz hurry I need to know by 3 PM.
In addition to being a hardworking, tactful pre-med student who constantly finishes at the top of the class with humility and grace and pays attention to detail, there are also other things I excel at. One of the many is that I constantly display characteristics of a specific species that is commonly known as the alpha male. And over the next few months I will continually spread advice to the community that has given me oh so much over the years on how you too, can become this same dominant figure.
Today is my first lesson on being the alpha male. To start, what exactly is an alpha male? To be the alpha, you have to live it every single day and make everyone in your presence known that they are about to be dominated and that you are the apex predator. And what better way to do that than to constantly attempt to bed another man's women? Whenever a good friend brings around his girlfriend, you immediately begin hitting on her and/or try to bed her within 5 minutes. If your friend tries to stop you, you bend your knees at a 35 degree angle like below in Figure 1 spread your elbows outward like you're boxing out your opponent. Keep him "boxed out" by thumping your ass in his chest and/or occasionally throw a 'wild' elbow near his face. If he turns to violence, that's when you switch roles. Say something like "Hey bro, why the need to get violent? I was just messing around." I've stolen many girls with this technique and after having their girls cheat on them with me, my friends usually thank me continually for showing them how to be alpha. Now you have to do this repeatedly throughout the day to keep the momentum going. An added bonus is breaking up marriages and ruining their children's lives. Nothing gives me more pleasure than to find out that a women I bedded, had a faithful marriage, and it all gets ruined just because of me. And of course after they divorce I never hit her up again. Now this all doesn't just stop with friends. Incest, is never frowned upon in a true alpha's book. After all, women are just means to satisfy an alpha's sexual conquest. So if you've been on a dry spell and your sister's looking good, just remember "If it's old enough to pee, it's good enough for me"
Thank you guys, see you next time.
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I don't know who this BUMP guy is but I can answer this question for you in a very diligent, straight-to-the point manner. Sometimes being alpha calls for being as beta as possible in certain cir stances. For me, I like to walk around my apartment naked (with my 9 inch flaccid penis dangling around) and just cry to myself. Crying unleashes your inner alpha that can't otherwise be reached through external stimuli. I like to hold myself and pretend that I'm safe in another man's sweet, tender arms and just melt away with passion pretending I'm on a desolate island about to have my bunghole plowed by a big strapping black male. So no, my friend, do not worry about the matter at hand. While a strawberry snack might seem beta on the outside, you could be awakening your inner giant, your inner apex predator on the inside.
Sup mono u hoopin
homhos talking bout being aLPHA...
Can't tonight unfortunately. Is my understudy gonna make an appearance?
i give this this post five headbutts, will reference in the future.
Idk dudes too cool for everyone these days..tbh u just gotta make it happen and show up knowwhatimsayin? Every time you and stretch not have some excuse..it's just hooping brah I ain't intimidating or out to get u guys lol. It's a public place with tons of randoms all around tbh tell whoever else it'll have to wait tbh!!!
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