Do Most Straight Guys Secretly Like Bum Play?

[Koolaid_Man]

Did you ever check for fruit?

You need to start answering some questions...you just want to take take take

[DMC]

but I'm not gay....can't guys have conversations about controversial topics without being labeled gay....

There's nothing controversial about it. A known Gay could come in here and bring it up and other known Gays (like you) would chime in. Go to a Gay forum, you'll probably find it's being discussed openly and it's not controversial. It's only controversial if you feel wrong about it, and obviously you do else you wouldn't start threads about it. Whomever you are IRL, there's only so much bull ting you can do before the real you creeps into your posts, and I think we crossed that line a long time ago.

[Koolaid_Man]

There's nothing controversial about it. A known Gay could come in here and bring it up and other known Gays (like you) would chime in. Go to a Gay forum, you'll probably find it's being discussed openly and it's not controversial. It's only controversial if you feel wrong about it, and obviously you do else you wouldn't start threads about it. Whomever you are IRL, there's only so much bull ting you can do before the real you creeps into your posts, and I think we crossed that line a long time ago.

So you actually believe I'm gay...on what basis ..the topic is controversial because of the Spur fan phobia...all I'm really trying to do is help you guys face reality about a certain Hero

[DMC]

See I could be ignorant like you and assume you've obviously sucked under duress? or we can have a mature conversation about it

If you like your asshole probed, that's your thing. Don't get all defensive about something you brought up. I think you and SBM would get along. He probes assholes and you get off on it. You two could have a symbiotic relationship, just hide a balloon up there now and again so he gets something out of it too.

[DMC]

So you actually believe I'm gay...on what basis ..the topic is controversial because of the Spur fan phobia...all I'm really trying to do is help you guys face reality about a certain Hero

I don't necessarily believe you are Gay. I believe you are bi-curious. I think you could be too much of a mental coward to be full blown Gay (no pun intended). I think you use women in your posts to deflect the truth, that you get off on oral and anal pleasure. It's a Freudian thing, you've likely not been raised properly so you didn't get past it. You talk about ass and more than anyone here. I mean, it's safe to assume boutons doesn't like GW Bush, and it's safe to assume you wouldn't put up much resistance to a big buck penetrating you or guiding you to your knees and mushroom bruising the back of your throat. You might protest here, but IRL you'd welcome it even if you did whimper a bit as some facade of a hetero protest.

[Koolaid_Man]

If you like your asshole probed, that's your thing. Don't get all defensive about something you brought up. I think you and SBM would get along. He probes assholes and you get off on it. You two could have a symbiotic relationship, just hide a balloon up there now and again so he gets something out of it too.

...but I'm not gay...but I think you evading the questions and topic and pivoting is rather curious...most in the closet type people act like you....I suspect based on the picture you sent of your arms and hands that you've been to quite a few prostate massages

[DMC]

...but I'm not gay...but I think you evading the questions and topic and pivoting is rather curious...most in the closet type people act like you....I suspect based on the picture you sent of your arms and hands that you've been to quite a few prostate massages

So you've been around a lot of in the closet type people. I mean, you've obviously been around most of them.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't necessarily believe you are Gay. I believe you are bi-curious. I think you could be too much of a mental coward to be full blown Gay (no pun intended). I think you use women in your posts to deflect the truth, that you get off on oral and anal pleasure. It's a Freudian thing, you've likely not been raised properly so you didn't get past it. You talk about ass and more than anyone here. I mean, it's safe to assume boutons doesn't like GW Bush, and it's safe to assume you wouldn't put up much resistance to big buck penetrating you or guiding you to your knees and mushroom bruising the back of your throat. You might protest here, but IRL you'd welcome it even if you did whimper a bit as some facade of a hetero protest.

now that's the DMC I remember...humorous but wrong as ...do you not think that creating a thread like this would be so cliche to me actually being gay or bi-curious....if I was gay or bi I wouldn't be having this much fun with it

[Koolaid_Man]

So you've been around a lot of in the closet type people. I mean, you've obviously been around most of them.

No I'm just having fun..pure fun...I have a wonderful sense of humor and I don't take things personally...call me gay and bi...I find it rather hilarious...but I do love Bi women...pretty Bi women...can't live without em tbh

[DMC]

now that's the DMC I remember...humorous but wrong as ...do you not think that creating a thread like this would be so cliche to me actually being gay or bi-curious....if I was gay or bi I wouldn't be having this much fun with it

Why not? It allows you to be anonymous and talk about things that make you uncomfortable to discuss IRL. You can be someone else for a moment and allow that persona to take all the embarrassment. You think Gays and Bi's don't have fun? I've seen these types out, they appear to be having more fun than everyone else.

Ever heard of a sock puppet? You see, that's you. You're a fake persona of someone designed to ask questions you're too afraid to ask with your primary account. It's ok though, there are a couple of people here like Chump and Funt who can probably talk you down. Send them a PM.

[DMC]

No I'm just having fun..pure fun...I have a wonderful sense of humor and I don't take things personally...call me gay and bi...I find it rather hilarious...but I do love Bi women...pretty Bi women...can't live without em tbh

Hey I'm not judging you. I just wanted to know who I was talking to. Things do start to make sense now though, whitewater rafting and stuff.

[Koolaid_Man]

Why not? It allows you to be anonymous and talk about things that make you uncomfortable to discuss IRL. You can be someone else for a moment and allow that persona to take all the embarrassment. You think Gays and Bi's don't have fun? I've seen these types out, they appear to be having more fun than everyone else.

Ever heard of a sock puppet? You see, that's you. You're a fake persona of someone designed to ask questions you're too afraid to ask with your primary account. It's ok though, there are a couple of people here like Chump and Funt who can probably talk you down. Send them a PM.

Have you not asked Kori Ellis about me yet? I'm the original Kool....you're all over the place can't seem to make up your mind...first I'm ES married to a porker now I'm some in the closet bi....I find you quiet entertaining...I could be making my moves on you DMC ....but seriously I'm not gay or Bi and never have been nor will I ever be...but I do applaud the psycho analysis of my OP...but in reality all I asked was have you ever fingered your hole...it wasn't meant for you to go on a diatribe about your su ions of me...I'm just enthralled at the conundrum you Duncan fans find yourself....

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey I'm not judging you. I just wanted to know who I was talking to. Things do start to make sense now though, whitewater rafting and stuff.

what does water rafting have to do with being gay...the guys in the NBA forum say I'm an African named Cedric who lives on a mud hut ....you guys need to stop with the non-sense seriously...I'm just lol'ing at it all...but I love the rafts man...Sacramento and Colorado has some awesome rapids....

[DMC]

Have you not asked Kori Ellis about me yet? I'm the original Kool....you're all over the place can't seem to make up your mind...first I'm ES married to a porker now I'm some in the closet bi....I find you quiet entertaining...I could be making my moves on you DMC ....but seriously I'm not gay or Bi and never have been nor will I ever be...but I do applaud the psycho analysis of my OP...but in reality all I asked was have you ever fingered your hole...it wasn't meant for you to go on a diatribe about your su ions of me...I'm just enthralled at the conundrum you Duncan fans find yourself....

Relax (you've heard that a few times I bet). I am not attacking you.

[DMC]

what does water rafting have to do with being gay...the guys in the NBA forum say I'm an African named Cedric who lives on a mud hut ....you guys need to stop with the non-sense seriously...I'm just lol'ing at it all...but I love the rafts man...Sacramento and Colorado has some awesome rapids....

You're reeling now. Like I said, just relax and continue your curious thread starting.

[Koolaid_Man]

You're reeling now. Like I said, just relax and continue your curious thread starting.

....you crack me up...you work real hard at trying to sound convincing

[DMC]

....you crack me up...you work real hard at trying to sound convincing

Your tagline basically says all you need to say: the "rebirth of Kool"

[Spursfan092120]

Dude...are you ing serious? You get verbally raped in the NBA Forum and then come in here and start a thread like this? Are you trying to kill your character off or something? You're committing straight Spurstalk suicide. You're worse than a GNSF right now, son. I haven't seen self murder like this since Hitler.

[Spursfan092120]

Your tagline basically says all you need to say: the "rebirth of Kool"

This...dude is deadPERIOD. Kool, you just need to come up with another persona, another avatar, and start over. Come up with a different schtick son, your time is up.

[Koolaid_Man]

Your tagline basically says all you need to say: the "rebirth of Kool"

The Rebirth of Kool can mean anything you want it to mean...including me being gay....I can't control your feelings

[Koolaid_Man]

This...dude is deadPERIOD. Kool, you just need to come up with another persona, another avatar, and start over. Come up with a different schtick son, your time is up.

naah I think I prefer Kool...and back to the OP...have you ever fingered your hole? Do you let your women play with your ass...I see your avatar shows you holding onto ca cane...why?

my bad that's not a cane that's your leg....see...I don't even pay that much attention to you even though you try real hard to get my attention

[The Franchise]

You like asshole, we get it. I don't believe this is a surprise to anyone.

[DMC]

The Rebirth of Kool can mean anything you want it to mean...including me being gay....I can't control your feelings

It's 2013. Taken in context with the thread le it can mean a couple of things. Rebirth means a coming out as a different person.

[Koolaid_Man]

It's 2013. Taken in context with the thread le it can mean a couple of things. Rebirth means a coming out as a different person.

DMC....you're regressing now...you were on a pretty cool track...you're losing your Midnight_Pulpesque style

[Spursfan092120]

naah I think I prefer Kool...and back to the OP...have you ever fingered your hole? Do you let your women play with your ass...I see your avatar shows you holding onto ca cane...why?

my bad that's not a cane that's your leg....see...I don't even pay that much attention to you even though you try real hard to get my attention

You pay no attention and yet you know what's in my avatar. I had no idea about yours until you just mentioned it, so I looked at it. About as gay as I expected. But like I said....start over, son..it's over.