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[ElNono]

I could end the lol thread today, but why bother.

You sound bitter... and asian...

[Respect]

So you live in a 3rd world country with tons of flies, and you work in a warehouse making slave wages. Pull the trigger already.

Ahaha, you doppy . You think Australia is a 3rd world country.... And I'm the one who should pull the trigger??

[Giuseppe]

Midge is still trying in vain to start Laker on Laker crime...but I've already said Luva is El Presidente...

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three across:::Shoulder-to-Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

[Spur_Fanatic]

So, according to OP

Anne Hathaway + Heidi Klum threesome < Randoph

Whoa... :O
That's as gay as Kool's jewelry.

[WeNeedLength]

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three front to back doing the elephant walk:::Butt-to- -to-Butt-to- .

fify

[Giuseppe]

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three across:::Shoulder-to-Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

[midnightpulp]

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three across:::Shoulder-to-Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

How 'bout them Browns!

[daslicer]

I once played Damon Jones in gym several years ago in a game of 5 on 5. He was guarding me the 2 games I played against his team. The first game I drilled 7 3's on him but that was due to him leaving me open like I was Matt Bonner. His team lost that game but the next game he turned on the jets and went off he was unstoppable he looked like the second coming of Isiah Thomas out there. He shut me down completely in the rematch game I couldn't score at all.

[Giuseppe]

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three across:::Shoulder-to-Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

[midnightpulp]

How 'bout them Browns!

[Giuseppe]

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three across:::Shoulder-to-Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

[midnightpulp]

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three across:::Shoulder-to-Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

How 'bout them Browns!

[Giuseppe]

They're always tryin', Kev.

But, we're three across:::Shoulder-to-Shoulder-to-Shoulder.

[ElNono]

Gay is gay... just saying.

[ElNono]

^ Why don't you make me, stinky paki?

[ElNono]

after reading the chapter and analyzing the akatsuki leader's objectives, i gotta say i'm impressed by his business model. He's not just going to go out there and pwn everyone. He's actually going to gather allies, form armies, make money, and gradually build himself up into a viable business. Eventually, because he's got his little united nations of little ninja countries backing him, the akatsuki will end up on near equal footing with any of the five great ninja villages. Kinda like how bill gates built up microsoft from the ground up and turned it into a near super monopoly with ridiculous profit.

Meanwhile, orochimaru's chilling in caves still trying to keep up a facade of power although all he really has left is one bargaining chip(sasuke), a non-existant village, and ummm...kabuto. He had a business plan too...only it was a horrible failure because of fraud and mismanagement and ended up profiting him and him alone while leaving everyone else involved to suffer horribly when it failed. And even then, he ended up getting burned by his own short-sighted planning. Kinda like how enron was pretending all was well, while in reality, they were losing billions and their leaders were dumping its stock like crazy while encouraging employees not to panic because nothing was wrong at all. Orochimaru's ambition has little chance of being achieved, because he's got people on his ass already, little actual means to achieving it besides taking over sasuke(hey, even enron had a last grasp of possibly surviving before ultimately being shutdown)...but then what? He's still going to have people on his ass and it's just him and kabuto...and i suppose any sound that survived the invasion of konoha.

So what's my point?

Akatsuki can realistically achieve their goal because they seem to have sound strategy and a leader with a good head on their shoulders. I'm sure they'll build themselves up to the point where the goal is feasible and they're actually in high standing.

Meanwhile, i easily see orochimaru ending up like enron's ceo kenneth lay...

...dying alone on some mountain.

Sorry, if no one understands any of this crap. I just really liked that business model the al came up with.

[mavs>spurs]

anthony randolph is just wasted potential

[monosylab1k]

This is one of my top 5 favorite threads I've ever made. Why are you bumping this like I'm ashamed of it?

[monosylab1k]

Then you should have no problem with me keeping it on front page.

go ahead, that was a fun night of basketball for me.

[monosylab1k]

Here, I'll help you.

No, not a 3-way with Anne Hathaway & Heidi Klum. That's #2 on my ultimate wet dream list, and you'll see why in a second.

So I just changed jobs and now I work near Frisco, TX. I know there's a 24 HR Fitness near there with a basketball court, so today I decided to see how that one is compared to my regular spot in Murphy.

That was the greatest decision of my life, because as I walked into the b-ball court area, guess who was out there -

That's right es. Anthony Mutha in' Randolph. Ballin' like a beast out there.

I seriously almost squealed like a girl when I realized it was him. I got my phone, and as soon as the game was done (his team won 12-3, he had probably 8 points and 3 dunks) I walked over, said hi, and asked him to take the crappy phone pic above. I would have included myself, but I literally have never taken a picture with my current phone before and had no idea how to do self-portraits properly. I ed up like 3 of those, and I could tell he was getting a little impatient with me, so I just took the above pic of him by himself instead. But he was a real friendly dude, very gracious, and shook my hand afterwards.

Before the next game started, everyone was doing the little shootaround deal that always happens. I'm there shooting with him, and suddenly he asks me for the ball, of course I pass it to him, and perfectly in stride he does a windmill dunk. I swear I almost orgasmed.

What's funny is that I was probably the only guy there who knew who he was. Everybody else was like "Daaaamn what high school does he play at? He's gonna be a good college player!"

So I sign up to play, praying that somehow his team loses and he signs up to be on my team. But of course his team kicks the next team's ass and so my team's gotta go up against his.

Note: I swear this next part is completely true, scouts honor.

So it's basically 4 scrubs and Anthony on his team. We have what appears to be a pretty decent unit. Plus his guys have been playing I don't know how long, probably a pretty damn long time. But we jump out to a quick 6-2 lead, then move it up to 10-4. I had scored only once, missed a couple wide open shots, and I blew a layup big time because I knew Anthony was right behind me, and I'll admit it, I was scared that he was gonna swat my layup all the way out to the moon. He didn't have to because I blew it so bad it didn't even touch rim.

I had stayed fairly composed for the most part, but at that point playing next to a real life NBA player (and my biggest current man-crush at that) was getting to be too much for me. Anthony got a steal and was going up the court and I was the only guy on our team at that end of the court. I knew I was about to get teabagged by Anthony Mutha in' Randolph. But I was able to stand my ground somewhat and fouled him. He gave me the "good foul" hand slap and I nearly orgasmed again. Then the ball got checked, passed to Anthony, and he busted whoever was guarding him and dunked it.

We were up 10-6 at that point. I threw a horrible pass and they converted that turnover into a 2-pointer, then right away there was a steal and another 2 pointer. It was 10-10 and it was pretty much all my fault, if I had made a couple easy buckets we'd have already won, plus I screwed that pass up.

But next time down the court I got a wide open look for the 2 pointer and nailed it. monosylab1k: 12, Anthony Randolph: 10. yes.

This just goes to show that anything is possible. Dreams do come true. So Ghazi, we all know you dream of having Tyson Chandler ramrod your wife's meat glove. Keep on believin' pal, because my story goes to show that it can happen!

[monosylab1k]

Rise!

[mavs>spurs]

hey bro let's like go hunt down anthony randolph and see if he'll like, hoop with us

[mavs>spurs]

whenever you walk in and say hey, remember me from that gym in frisco! he probably won't even think it's creepy if you just rationalize it by pretending we are there on business. tbh he probably won't even sense the sexual tension.

[Buddy Mignon]

I'll watch Brokeback Mountain.

everyone's upcoming response: rofl yea right u watch brokeback for the butt sex.

This is just sad... LOL!!!

[Vash StampedE]

^Productive day for you, eh?