I can't do it.....

[silverblk mystix]

This got CONSTANTLY thumps the Bible and posts jeebo propaganda , yet he hasn't even read the book that he blindly believes in.....

yet, here you are again....humpin' his leg!!!!!






brilliant thread Avante!!!!!!

Welcome back....

[silverblk mystix]

Idiots are still sprung - nothing changes....gotta love watchin' the train wreck...



idiots, cucks, gots, s....


there is a song in there somewhere...

[ohmwrecker]

Oh, good. Avante is back.

[spurraider21]

sometimes I forget this is a texas based forum

[Avante]

The Old Testament is the more difficult to read. The New Testament is much more managable. Revelations would be a good start if you're a Rapture theorist.

I'm in the middle of a James Lee Burke right now, as soon as I finish it.....REVELATIONS. I have a book with just that in it. Yep, yardsale for 50 cents.

[Avante]

yet, here you are again....humpin' his leg!!!!!






brilliant thread Avante!!!!!!

Welcome back....

Thank you oh great one

Yep, I got my posse humping away as usual....haha!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Oh, good. Avante is back.

Where you been?

[ohmwrecker]

I've been around.

[Avante]

This got CONSTANTLY thumps the Bible and posts jeebo propaganda , yet he hasn't even read the book that he blindly believes in.....

Dude, do you ever pay any attention at all? I've always said.....I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE....ok? And I didn't lose some bet...ok? I took some time off to get some things done. You always get it wrong...always.

[DMC]

I've read it cover to cover several times. Decent work of fiction.

[DMC]

Idiots are still sprung - nothing changes....gotta love watchin' the train wreck...



idiots, cucks, gots, s....


there is a song in there somewhere...

Maybe Brian Scartocci would sing it for you.

[Avante]

I've read it cover to cover several times. Decent work of fiction.

So what's your take on what is behind it all? Something similiar to Homer?

[DMC]

So what's your take on what is behind it all? Something similiar to Homer?

I know what's behind it all. The Council of Nicaea, or CoN as I like to call it, back in the day decided to pick a few books that they felt were in the spirit of the church's message, and discard the rest as "heretic gospels". There were hundreds of books back then, but only 66 were chosen (ironic number sort of). Of these 66 books, they couldn't even get consensus between the gospels of the disciples, and Paul was elevated to greatest non-disciple disciple ever. So, the NT that was, for all intents and purposes, a time about defeating supers ions and nonsense in the name of love, was instead anchored to procedure by the Pharisee enistic Jew known as Paul of Tarsus. That pretty much on Christianity as a legitimate religion right off the bat. Jesus' message was transformed into Paul's message. The Jews had defeated the wondering hippie and his clan of "15 seconds of fame" gots and they would continue doing so throughout history. When the OT called the Jews the chosen people, it wasn't lying. Who do you think wrote the Torah and even the Septuagint? Exactly. ing Jews. Today they own most of the world. They are the meek, and have already inherited the Earth. They were shown to be meek during the Holocaust. They were easily imprisoned and offered little resistance. Today Israel is blanketed in protection by the US because the US is controlled by Jews and Jewish interests.

That's what the Bible is about. Ignorant ass rednecks and coons don't know about it. They just think Jesus is a bearded fellow who symbolizes a struggle to get to ultimate freedom. That mantra has made many Jews wealthy as .

The Christians don't get off easy on this either. Christianity itself is just a more user friendly version of Judaism. There's no real sacrifice in Christianity, just a symbolic one. You can do whatever the you want as long as you say "mother may I" before you die. You see, sects of rogue Jews got tired of having to work for a living so they became ing bums and started preaching a blend of religions and invested themselves in fulfilling prophesy regarding the coming of Immanuel. They all knew the stories and many people and groups were wondering the deserts back then claiming to be the chosen ones. Fortunately for one a bas known as John the Baptist had some pull and endorsed one (he was subsequently beheaded). You know the rest.

[Avante]

I know what's behind it all. The Council of Nicaea, or CoN as I like to call it, back in the day decided to pick a few books that they felt were in the spirit of the church's message, and discard the rest as "heretic gospels". There were hundreds of books back then, but only 66 were chosen (ironic number sort of). Of these 66 books, they couldn't even get consensus between the gospels of the disciples, and Paul was elevated to greatest non-disciple disciple ever. So, the NT that was, for all intents and purposes, a time about defeating supers ions and nonsense in the name of love, was instead anchored to procedure by the Pharisee enistic Jew known as Paul of Tarsus. That pretty much on Christianity as a legitimate religion right off the bat. Jesus' message was transformed into Paul's message. The Jews had defeated the wondering hippie and his clan of "15 seconds of fame" gots and they would continue doing so throughout history. When the OT called the Jews the chosen people, it wasn't lying. Who do you think wrote the Torah and even the Septuagint? Exactly. ing Jews. Today they own most of the world. They are the meek, and have already inherited the Earth. They were shown to be meek during the Holocaust. They were easily imprisoned and offered little resistance. Today Israel is blanketed in protection by the US because the US is controlled by Jews and Jewish interests.

That's what the Bible is about. Ignorant ass rednecks and coons don't know about it. They just think Jesus is a bearded fellow who symbolizes a struggle to get to ultimate freedom. That mantra has made many Jews wealthy as .

The Christians don't get off easy on this either. Christianity itself is just a more user friendly version of Judaism. There's no real sacrifice in Christianity, just a symbolic one. You can do whatever the you want as long as you say "mother may I" before you die. You see, sects of rogue Jews got tired of having to work for a living so they became ing bums and started preaching a blend of religions and invested themselves in fulfilling prophesy regarding the coming of Immanuel. They all knew the stories and many people and groups were wondering the deserts back then claiming to be the chosen ones. Fortunately for one a bas known as John the Baptist had some pull and endorsed one (he was subsequently beheaded). You know the rest.

That really was amazing.....honest! How many others have you ran that by?

[Axegrinder]

That was an excellent take DMC

[Blake]

That really was amazing.....honest! How many others have you ran that by?

Lol uneducated

[Avante]

Lol uneducated

Look at yourself little man, one negative after another. Nobody should be that miserable. Why are you so unhappy? You never say anything that isn't drenched in crap. Do you ever smile?

[silverblk mystix]

Look at yourself little man, one negative after another. Nobody should be that miserable. Why are you so unhappy? You never say anything that isn't drenched in crap. Do you ever smile?

Would you be happy if you witnessed a monster jack-hammering your beloveds' orifices?

I can't blame the Cuck for his trauma. Pretty sad tbh.

[Avante]

Would you be happy if you witnessed a monster jack-hammering your beloveds' orifices?

I can't blame the Cuck for his trauma. Pretty sad tbh.

Are we sure this isn't more about some monster in between his gums? Real obvious the little is damaged goods.

[silverblk mystix]

I we sure this isn't more about some monster in between his gums? Real obvious the little is damaged goods.

well, yeah...that too!!!

[Blake]

well, yeah...that too!!!

Coming from the anal inspector who constantly has Avante's ball sack slapping him between nose and chin

[silverblk mystix]

Coming from the anal inspector who constantly has Avante's ball sack slapping him between nose and chin

So you are sayin' that you have vivid erotic male tea-bagging fantasies...

Disgusting.

[Blake]

So you are sayin' that you have vivid erotic male tea-bagging fantasies...

Disgusting.

No fantasy. You're allowing him to e-face you right in front of e-everyone here.

Pathetic.

[silverblk mystix]

No fantasy. You're allowing him to e-face you right in front of e-everyone here.

Pathetic.

After you allowed chumpie to do the exact same thing to you that you are describing - you have the gall - to say all that?

[Blake]

After you allowed chumpie to do the exact same thing to you that you are describing - you have the gall - to say all that?

never happened. No gall needed.

but oh look! Emoticons!