Word On The Street Is....

[Koolaid_Man]

Avante disappeared for awhile because Judy threatened to leave him and took away his PC privileges as he was neglecting his home life...he's back now and either she's left the house on a business trip or he can only post at certain times of the day

Welcome back Avante!!! this time you should wear the pants in your house.... Judy man... that

[Avante]

Avante disappeared for awhile because Judy threatened to leave him and took away his PC privileges as he was neglecting his home life...he's back now and either she's left the house on a business trip or he can only post at certain times of the day

Welcome back Avante!!! this time you should wear the pants in your house.... Judy man... that

Judy saved my life and I love her for it. If not for her I'd be in prison, or maybe skid row selling pencils, a junkie, an alcoholic. I was heading in that direction. She made it very clear, you either cool all that stupid bull or I'l take the nicest ass this side of the Mississippi somewhere else, yep....she made me an offer I couldn't refuse. She has the perfect ass, and that..my daddy owns oil wells..walk.

Judy took a couple weeks off, so a little vacation and I had a ton of to do before football season started. All those...I'll do it later. Well it got later.

[Koolaid_Man]

Judy saved my life and I love her for it. If not for her I'd be in prison, or maybe skid row selling pencils, a junkie, an alcoholic. I was heading in that direction. She made it very clear, you either cool all that stupid bull or I'l take the nicest ass this side of the Mississippi somewhere else, yep....she made me an offer I couldn't refuse. She has the perfect ass, and that..my daddy owns oil wells..walk.

Judy took a couple weeks off, so a little vacation and I had a ton of to do before football season started. All those...I'll do it later. Well it got later.

so you were a crack head and a alcoholic when she took you in....and now you're the smartest / best thing since sliced bread....yep..I'm not buying your snake oil bro...

[Avante]

I was always the smartest/best thing since sliced bread, I just hung around with a rough crowd. She took me away from that.

[JudynTX]

I did no such thing.

[Avante]

I did no such thing.

I like tall slender athletic women, hard body. Tight ass, nothing jiggles. What are you 5-2 160?

[Koolaid_Man]

I did no such thing.

Judy .... u r always trying to get Avantes attention. I wonder why...lol

[Slim Charles]

Avante ain't about jack . His got his pussy ass locked down and he prolly had to give up his porno priviledges in order to hop back on here.
That dirty Judy is probably taking on a couple young dudes half his age right now, if she even exists.

[Avante]

Avante ain't about jack . His got his pussy ass locked down and he prolly had to give up his porno priviledges in order to hop back on here.
That dirty Judy is probably taking on a couple young dudes half his age right now, if she even exists.

Dude, why not sit back and watch how this is done, that lameass junior high bull is so tired and worn out not unlike your moms old ****....ok? Come on man what are you 16 maybe 17? Don't bother the big people...ok little man?

Elevate your game amigo, that silly ass won't work.... got it got?

[Slim Charles]

Dude, why not sit back and watch how this is done, that lameass junior high bull is so tired and worn out not unlike your moms old ****....ok? Come on man what are you 16 maybe 17? Don't bother the big people...ok little man?

Elevate your game amigo, that silly ass won't work.... got it got?

Amigo, I'm not a ******, fat ass. What is "junior high" about stating fact?
I'm a grown ass man that's just tired of your bull . You come in talking big but it's all lies. And for what? To impress these people? People you'd never get out of your trailer to meet?
Tonight when Judy is fisting your ass, just think about all the stats useless bull you can post on here. Maybe that'll keep you from crying.

[Avante]

Amigo, I'm not a ******, fat ass. What is "junior high" about stating fact?
I'm a grown ass man that's just tired of your bull . You come in talking big but it's all lies. And for what? To impress these people? People you'd never get out of your trailer to meet?
Tonight when Judy is fisting your ass, just think about all the stats useless bull you can post on here. Maybe that'll keep you from crying.

That was ing stupid. Dude you suck at this..ok? You're some punk ass kid aren't ya? Not a brain in your ing head. You're boring me slick,

[Slim Charles]

That was ing stupid. Dude you suck at this..ok? You're some punk ass kid aren't ya? Not a brain in your ing head. You're boring me slick,

I said my piece. You can go buy your Phillipino lady boy and blow him now for all I care. I'm done.

[That's Funked Up]

so you were a crack head and a alcoholic when she took you in....and now you're the smartest / best thing since sliced bread....yep..I'm not buying your snake oil bro...

good man

[Avante]

I said my piece. You can go buy your Phillipino lady boy and blow him now for all I care. I'm done.

You were done before ya started asshole. You totally suck at this guy, ok?

[Koolaid_Man]

good man

I actually like Avante but for my own selfish reasons. I like people that everyone else hates ...his may not work anymore and he may be delusional but he's hated so I like em.

[ohmwrecker]

You can't say pussy here?

[DMC]

It's funny to see someone log in/post/log out log in/respond/log out log in/respond... ad nauseum. It also gives the false impression that the forum is active.

[Rogue]

anyone wonders who old on earth avante is?

[Avante]

anyone wonders who old on earth avante is?

I'm 36 but it's more fun to play the older guy bit. What got me was after I showed photos of my Fortress of Solitude, nobody..."that isn't the room of some old guy".

[mrsmaalox]

You lying sack of . You've already told everyone you are over 60. And the reason no one ever said that Fartress of Solitude isn't the room of some old guy is because that would be stupid. That room ONLY looked like the room of some old guy. My dad and all my uncles have rooms like that and they're in their 70's.

[The Reckoning]

You lying sack of . You've already told everyone you are over 60. And the reason no one ever said that Fartress of Solitude isn't the room of some old guy is because that would be stupid. That room ONLY looked like the room of some old guy. My dad and all my uncles have rooms like that and they're in their 70's.

[Avante]

You lying sack of . You've already told everyone you are over 60. And the reason no one ever said that Fartress of Solitude isn't the room of some old guy is because that would be stupid. That room ONLY looked like the room of some old guy. My dad and all my uncles have rooms like that and they're in their 70's.

Funny how that works isn't it?

If I say I'm a...

Track & field/blues/football..historian. It's....bull !

I'm 6-2 278 pounds and built like a slab of railroad steel. It's....bull !

I play the harmonica and do a mean James Brown impersonation. It's....bull !

I was an art major. It's...bull !

I'm an old man, with an ancient pecker, stinky old men farts. It's..yes you are.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

You lying sack of . You've already told everyone you are over 60. And the reason no one ever said that Fartress of Solitude isn't the room of some old guy is because that would be stupid. That room ONLY looked like the room of some old guy. My dad and all my uncles have rooms like that and they're in their 70's.

Also, no one cared.

[Avante]

Also, no one cared.

That's why I was asked to take those pictures....sheesh~~~~~

[mrsmaalox]

That's why I was asked to take those pictures....sheesh~~~~~

No. You were not asked. You were goaded into posting those pictures to prove to everyone on this board how stupid you are.