Sex

[Avante]

Hypothetically speaking . . . When you find yourself filled to the brim with dem ol' blues and ty sci fi and you finally peel your fast food eating ass off of that nasty chair in your mancave and decide to venture out in that Central Cali AC (most likely to purchase some more fast food burgers) . . . you see a fellow holding a handmade sign that reads "I Love Pussy" . . . what do you do?

I'll go slow.......way too hot to be in any garage this time of year in Cali.

Like talking to some kid.

If I pass a guy holding up a sign...no big deal, but if I'm with my wife....

pull over

me...hey guy, you got about five seconds to lower that sign or it will be stuck three feet up your ass. now do we have an understanding?

[Brodie Bruce]

I'll go slow.......way too hot to be in any garage this time of year in Cali.

Like talking to some kid.

If I pass a guy holding up a sign...no big deal, but if I'm with my wife....

pull over

me...hey guy, you got about five seconds to lower that sign or it will be stuck three feet up your ass. now do we have an understanding?

Sounds like you have some anger management issues.

And issues understanding that the internet is not an extension of real life for most people because they operate under aliases and pseudonyms rather than their actual iden ies, often resulting in more cutting up, slang, cursing, crude behavior, etc. You'd be surprised how much the web is used for pornography, which is where all of this gay, , whatever talk you have such a ing problem with comes from.

For all your fun facts and lists about jazz and track stars you really don't know anything, do you? This is the internet, not the Four Seasons. Expecting civility and decorum here makes you an idiot of the highest order.

[Clipper Nation]

Adults talk music, track, stats, little kids constantly talk about sex.

I can confidently say that I've never known any adults that talk track and track stats in real life, tbh....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you'll taste the bitter end of sex when you get a bit older imho

stay away from the asshole, then.

[ohmwrecker]

I'll go slow.......way too hot to be in any garage this time of year in Cali.

Like talking to some kid.

If I pass a guy holding up a sign...no big deal, but if I'm with my wife....

pull over

me...hey guy, you got about five seconds to lower that sign or it will be stuck three feet up your ass. now do we have an understanding?

So, you would rather Judy watch you shove something up a dude's ass, than read the word pussy?

[Avante]

Sounds like you have some anger management issues.

And issues understanding that the internet is not an extension of real life for most people because they operate under aliases and pseudonyms rather than their actual iden ies, often resulting in more cutting up, slang, cursing, crude behavior, etc. You'd be surprised how much the web is used for pornography, which is where all of this gay, , whatever talk you have such a ing problem with comes from.

For all your fun facts and lists about jazz and track stars you really don't know anything, do you? This is the internet, not the Four Seasons. Expecting civility and decorum here makes you an idiot of the highest order.

I don't talk jazz.

[Avante]

I can confidently say that I've never known any adults that talk track and track stats in real life, tbh....

Want me to send you to the thousand sites where that's all they talk?

Here's one

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/forum.php?board=1

You really do need to widen your horizons beyond.....you're a got. Wanna go to a site where all they talk is sprinting?

[Avante]

So, you would rather Judy watch you shove something up a dude's ass, than read the word pussy?

I can see you were raised differently than I was.

[ChumpDumper]

Want me to send you to the thousand sites where that's all they talk?

Here's one

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/forum.php?board=1

You really do need to widen your horizons beyond.....you're a got. Wanna go to a site where all they talk is sprinting?

That isn't real life.

Good job proving Clipper Nation right.

[Avante]

You can always tell those who have no clue about what they are trying to talk about. What do people talk about at all those track meets? I've been to a thousand of them,. yep....talked track.

I wonder what all these people are talking about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsLT7CB-T8

[ChumpDumper]

So you've never talked about sex in real life?

That I believe, eunuch.

[Avante]

So you've never talked about sex in real life?

That I believe, eunuch.

Do you really think that's what I'm talking about here?

[ChumpDumper]

Do you really think that's what I'm talking about here?

You seem to think that people talk more about 50 year old lane assignments than sex.

You are wrong.

[Avante]

You seem to think that people talk more about 50 year old lane assignments than sex.

You are wrong.

Are you really that dumb?

[ChumpDumper]

Are you really that dumb?

So you admit people talk more about sex than lane assignments.

Fine by me.

[ohmwrecker]

I can see you were raised differently than I was.

I believe you are either born with a predilection towards wanting to shove things in another man's ass, or not. It doesn't have anything to do with how you're raised.

[Avante]

I believe you are either born with a predilection towards wanting to shove things in another man's ass, or not. It doesn't have anything to do with how you're raised.

If we were both 14...funny, but since I'm not......

[johnsmith]

If we were both 14...funny, but since I'm not......

Since most of the people that reply to you do it for the purpose of ting on you, and you in turn believe them to be too immature or not on your level, why do you keep coming back for more?

[ohmwrecker]

If we were both 14...funny, but since I'm not......

Have you asked Judy if she would rather read the word pussy, or watch you shove things in another man's ass?

[Avante]

Have you asked Judy if she would rather read the word pussy, or watch you shove things in another man's ass?

Ever hear....I'll break you in two...how about....he has a glass jaw....or maybe...can swim like a fish? What's sad is I have to explain this to your dumb ass.

[ohmwrecker]

Ever hear....I'll break you in two...how about....he has a glass jaw....or maybe...can swim like a fish? What's sad is I have to explain this to your dumb ass.

Yes. I've "tear you limb from limb" and "rip your head off", but that's not what you said.

[Avante]

Yes. I've "tear you limb from limb" and "rip your head off", but that's not what you said.

Dude.....I really wasn't gonna gonna stick that sign up his ass...honest.No really I wasn't...ok? I just said that to stress a point, honest..ok?

Like talking to a little kid.

[ohmwrecker]

Dude.....I really wasn't gonna gonna stick that sign up his ass...honest.No really I wasn't...ok? I just said that to stress a point, honest..ok?

Like talking to a little kid.

Oh, I know you weren't really going to do it. You might fantasize about it, but you aren't really going to do . What the is your point? Is it that the word "pussy" is offensive and your wife is too delicate to read it? You're not giving Judy much credit are you? . . . that poor woman. smh.

[Avante]

Oh, I know you weren't really going to do it. You might fantasize about it, but you aren't really going to do . What the is your point? Is it that the word "pussy" is offensive and your wife is too delicate to read it? You're not giving Judy much credit are you? . . . that poor woman. smh.

My point is this....

If some guy really was stupid enought to actually hold up a sign that read...PUSSY...so all the women and little kids could see it, I really would pull over and confront the guy. Just the way I'm wired.

More than once i've..."hey guys how about cooling the lingo, ok? we have a lady present"...us big guys can do that sort of thing.

[ChumpDumper]

My point is this....

If some guy really was stupid enought to actually hold up a sign that read...PUSSY...so all the women and little kids could see it, I really would pull over and confront the guy. Just the way I'm wired.

Well, that's because you're an idiot.

Dude was just trying to give away a kitten.

Go ahead and hold up a sign that says "I won't have a black man do my taxes" and see how many friends you make, you racist hole.