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  1. 09-14-2013 #1
    jeebus
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    Should be amusing to watch. Don't drink too much, benefactor
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  2. 09-14-2013 #2
    benefactor
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    lol Longhorn network

    I have to go to my nephews soccer game. I'm having my wife drive me out there because I had a considerable amount of beer during the Aggie game. I'll check the score on my phone and likely finish my evening off when I get back with the Crown. And without further adieu...

    Mack
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    team full of pro prospects and can't beat UTSA
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    At least Dodds is gone no matter what, and hopefully Mack too.
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    Bye Mack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benefactor

    I have to go to my nephews soccer game.
    You should be a good uncle and have a talk with him.
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  6. 09-14-2013 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by benefactor
    lol Longhorn network

    I have to go to my nephews soccer game. I'm having my wife drive me out there because I had a considerable amount of beer during the Aggie game. I'll check the score on my phone and likely finish my evening off when I get back with the Crown. And without further adieu...

    Mack
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    team full of pro prospects and can't beat UTSA
    Triple up on the sedatives.
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  7. 09-14-2013 #7
    jeebus
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    Case McCuck leading his team using the splendid Major offense
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    pgardn
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    Jesus...

    That was well designed and blocking occurred. I'm pretty sure I actually saw a block.
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    Michael Jordan.
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    Kaylee Hartung
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  10. 09-14-2013 #10
    pgardn
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    Holy .

    Mass has been changed to energy.
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    pgardn
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    Case McCoy annihilates time with his speed.
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    pgardn
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    One of the few masses we can determine the exact position of is Case McCoy. He has zero speed.
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    pgardn
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    Our offensive line illustrates very well the fact that atoms actually never make contact.
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  14. 09-14-2013 #14
    pgardn
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    My physics slights are working.
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  15. 09-14-2013 #15
    jeebus
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    that Texas defense is amazing
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  16. 09-14-2013 #16
    pgardn
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    Our defense exhibits properties of a perfect vacuum.

    We are literally sucking Ole Miss. Players towards our goal line.
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    What the .

    Its working. Physics works es.
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  18. 09-14-2013 #18
    jeebus
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    McCuck not only revitalizes the offense, but spurs the defense to hold back ole piss. McCuck is the future of sports entertainment.
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  20. 09-14-2013 #20
    pgardn
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    Mack Browns brain is a quantum deflection.
    It only exists in states that cannot exist.

    Now I'm just making stuff up...
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    jeebus
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    Bless you, Case McMessiah, for forcing that turnover.
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  22. 09-14-2013 #22
    pgardn
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    That ball entered a parallel universe and then abruptly returned.

    But what would jeebus say?
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  23. 09-14-2013 #23
    benefactor
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    Looks like they are actually handing the ball to the five star RB. Amazing how well that works out.
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    benefactor
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    Did Ole Piss just fumble?
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  25. 09-14-2013 #25
    jeebus
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    The curse of David Ash still lingers, causing all of these false starts.
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