Lakers: spread eagle out in eagle

[skut_farkus]

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two es, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch . Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, slapped them unconcious.
I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy.
That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that was fine as a ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD ties on a tight ing frame. I mean a real skinny , the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time.
Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother ing fountains. Made the beg for my , but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home.

Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 es from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid NBA players. Peace out nerds.

[DMC]

Wait, you had a Ferrari and it became a Lambo? That's Alpha.

[Leon Black]

^ lol two gots

[92 Shoot em up]

^ lol two gots

You been gaping s assholes lately playa. Salute to an O.G.

[SPM]

Wait, you had a Ferrari and it became a Lambo? That's Alpha.

I remember this trick from way back.... when was the laughingstock of the forum ... when Kori was slapping him on the reg.

lol 27 k posts and not one of them memorable

[SPM]

BTW, op is a got with a weak troll game

[AchillesHeel]

OP is a legend

[spurraider21]

[lefty]

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two es, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch . Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, slapped them unconcious.
I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy.
That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that was fine as a ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD ties on a tight ing frame. I mean a real skinny , the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time.
Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother ing fountains. Made the beg for my , but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home.

Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 es from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid NBA players. Peace out nerds.

[Leetonidas]

^ lol two gots

lol tiest poster on all of ST
lol riding got
lol posting the same 3 phrases
lol no shtick of your own
lol bandwagoning got
lol smelly brown piece of
lol ashraf

[Leon Black]

lol tiest poster on all of ST
lol riding got
lol posting the same 3 phrases
lol no shtick of your own
lol bandwagoning got
lol smelly brown piece of
lol ashraf

lol 6

* slap*

[Leetonidas]

lol 6

* slap*

lol got

[Leon Black]

^ *double slap*
lol 6

[Rogue]

It's just so sad that people would rather read such fake prurient stories than Cully's novels or mine.

[elmanutres]

It's just so sad that people would rather read such fake prurient stories than Cully's novels or mine.

so did you see that movie that came out today with your godess yet?

[elmanutres]

You been gaping s assholes lately playa. Salute to an O.G.

[RD2191]

[Rogue]

so did you see that movie that came out today with your godess yet?

Don Jon? I'm gonna download that as soon as torrent download comes available. Gonna be another classic movie starring my goddess, can't wait to download and watch it tbh.

[spurraider21]

underrated thread