Is there a Bible/ New Testament expert in the house?

[Skull-1]

fair enough...with all this typing in caps like a uneducated imbecile you might actually be this guy:

Lmao. Not all caps! Loser! Double laugh at using A instead of AN when discussing the "uneducated". Epic fail!!! Bwahahahaha! Too rich. Total demonrat liberal.

[Leetonidas]

Not gonna do this anymore tonight. Gonna drink like Jesus did and enjoy the stars. Tomorrow or next week. Perhaps then I will again refute the stupidity here. The fairy tale take is right. That's what Paul called the Old Testament....

I swear you're bat crazy man

[Skull-1]

I swear you're bat crazy man

Christ was crazy, too. I almost never speak about religion. Now leave me alone so I can get my buzz on will you? LOL

[Koolaid_Man]

Lmao. Not all caps! Loser! Double laugh at using A instead of AN when discussing the "uneducated". Epic fail!!! Bwahahahaha! Too rich. Total demonrat liberal.

I make mistakes (sometimes on purpose) I'm human...but far from uneducated like yourself......typical tea partier gets racked over a coal and try to find the one hanging chad to hang their hat on. pretty sad

[Leetonidas]

I bet Skull despises the Catholic church and all their idolatry

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I think it's awesome the Westboro Baptists have discovered this site, tbh.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Jesus drank and had a good time. That stupidity you are showing about jerking off is false gospel nonsense....evangelist christianity with a small c....Catholicism....also known as BULLSH*T. It is NOT the Gospel of Christ. You are dealing in pop culture caricatures.... You can admire a hot woman, just don't try to steal her from her husband like that jerk in the pink tights did to Timmy. Geezus f**k, people are so screwed up in their views of everything. Conservatism, morality, freedom. We are so f***ed as a life form....

You are very un-christlike for a literalist. your deity's love apparently skipped you over as evidenced by your lack of grace.

[Skull-1]

I make mistakes (sometimes on purpose) I'm human...but far from uneducated like yourself......typical tea partier gets racked over a coal and try to find the one hanging chad to hang their hat on. pretty sad

Yes.... Just like the OP who gets his short pee pee all hard over red vs purple. MORON. Listen dbag, if you are going to accuse someone of being STUPID at least get the rules of the language right FIRST. Geezus.

[Skull-1]

I bet Skull despises the Catholic church and all their idolatry

Right on. I despise all idolatry. INCLUDING believing there is an eternal ........................... That the parables in the OT are literal........... That reformation "doctrine" is superior to the DOCTRINE OF CHRIST. I DO NOT BLAME ANYONE for thinking Christianity is bull . The way it is presented (as opposed to what it really is) -- I THINK IT IS BULLSH*T, too. (I only sensor my language for self-protection. SH*T is just a word. There is no such thing as a "bad" word. It is a word or it is not. Period.)

[Skull-1]

I think it's awesome the Westboro Baptists have discovered this site, tbh.

Really? You just said that??????????????

I think those Westboro people are detestable s . If I could, I would beat them to a pulp with everything I have learned in 24 years of martial arts training, but not enough to kill them. Just enough to make them suffer in their blubbering nonsense so they can feel just a fraction of the pain they have inflicted on others. And after that I would burn them so nobody could even go to their graves.

I have nothing but CONTEMPT for those s bags and their false gospel insanity. They are the Pharises that Jesus rebuked and they don't even know it... Absolute morons. Those people are the reason people hate Christ. He would "not know them." Get real.

Identifying me with them is a serious failure.

"Don't ever f*** another pilot's wife." That's pretty basic. I learned that from an atheist and it lines up pretty well with what Jesus taught. DUH.

[Skull-1]

You are very un-christlike for a literalist. your deity's love apparently skipped you over as evidenced by your lack of grace.

I am anything but a literalist and grace is MANIFOLD. That means it has MANY parts. A-HOLE. The primary of which is the POWER to OVERCOME *SIN*. It is not LICENSE to sin. Sh*thead. (And grace takes time to manifest itself. It is not an instantaneous thing.) My gawd, can anyone read these days?? WTF??? Obviously the "pastors" and "shepherds" can't. Idiots..........................

[The Reckoning]

[TDMVPDPOY]

why u clowns continue to read the fkn bible which changes verses/texts/words every year to over glorify this person?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I am anything but a literalist and grace is MANIFOLD. That means it has MANY parts. AS*HOLE. The primary of which is the POWER to OVERCOME *SIN*. It is not LICENSE to sin. Sh*thead. (And grace takes time to manifest itself. It is not an instantaneous thing.) My f**king gawd, can anyone read these days?? WTF??? Obviously the "pastors" and "shepherds" can't. Sonofab*tch................ Idiots..........................

Your argument about the absolute meaning of words as if they are certain speaks far different, porneia.

The state of grace is a state of being. You are far from it.

Your hubris masquerading as certainty is very unchristlike. Your need to lash out is very unchristlike. To pass judgment is not your place.

Hypocrisy goes by the name of Skull-1.

[Blake]

The fairy tale take is right. That's what Paul called the Old Testament....

Jesus didn't. Who are you going to believe?

[Proxy]

Jesus drank and had a good time. That stupidity you are showing about jerking off is false gospel nonsense....evangelist christianity with a small c....Catholicism....also known as BULLSH*T. It is NOT the Gospel of Christ. You are dealing in pop culture caricatures.... You can admire a hot woman, just don't try to steal her from her husband like that jerk in the pink tights did to Timmy. Geezus f**k, people are so screwed up in their views of everything. Conservatism, morality, freedom. We are so f***ed as a life form....

What keeps you believing in God when you know the size of the observable universe?

[DMC]

What keeps you believing in God when you know the size of the observable universe?

The conviction that a god exists (not belief) is brought on by exposure and meditation on the concept, and band-aided by apologetic exegesis and the ability to ignore contradictory evidence revealed through science. Eventually the discerning mind drifts away from the conviction, else it goes mad.

[m>s]

fair enough...with all this typing in caps like a uneducated imbecile you might actually be this guy:

that's a real ass dude thank you sincerely for posting that it got me pumped

DEATH TO COMMUNISTS

[m>s]

JewBenz appearance in a Christian thread

go to you ing commie

[Lincoln]

JewBenz appearance in a Christian thread

go to you ing commie

Sup bro

[Koolaid_Man]

that's a real ass dude thank you sincerely for posting that it got me pumped

DEATH TO COMMUNISTS

he belongs in a straight jacket....so I can see how you relate...100% certifiable

[Richard Simmons]

Matthew 27:28 = Scarlet
Mark 15:17 = Purple

I did have to google the references...

so one of those accounts is from a color blind man

[RichardSimmons]

so one of those accounts is from a color blind man

I got this?

[m>s]

he belongs in a straight jacket....so I can see how you relate...100% certifiable

it's all fun and games until SHTF and real ass dudes like myself and this guy in the militia start going around pulling kick door on known communists with the rope and duct tape...

[Koolaid_Man]

it's all fun and games until SHTF and real ass dudes like myself and this guy in the militia start going around pulling kick door on known communists with the rope and duct tape...

you and that dude bout as soft as cake....I personally believe some communism is good...