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Tim Duncan's defense was clutch.
TD stop Lebron TWICE to lead to rebounds to Manu who push the lead to 5 points with 28 seconds to go.
Then out of a time out Pop pulled Tim and the rest is history.
Tim Duncan's defense was clutch.
TD stop Lebron TWICE to lead to rebounds to Manu who push the lead to 5 points with 28 seconds to go.
Then out of a time out Pop pulled Tim and the rest is history.
Tim Duncan's defense was clutch.
TD stop Lebron TWICE to lead to rebounds to Manu who push the lead to 5 points with 28 seconds to go.
Then out of a time out Pop pulled Tim and the rest is history.
I'm an alpha male
And girls want to alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ing touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ing her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm ing her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic . Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull ? You're triggering her "Don't " instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the out of my , even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ging it up emo es, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.
That's right straight out of the Marine Corps legend about Jody...
From one of my favorite websites, Terminal Lance. http://terminallance.com/2010/11/16/...d-legends-iii/
According to Urban Dictionary, this is why the anonymous male figure *ucking your wife and/or girlfriend is named “Jody”:
In the Marines, a “Jody” is a generalized term meaning: any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enjoy all the things the Marines are missing, more specifically the Marine’s girlfriend back at home while the Marine is away on active duty. The reason that they’re called Jody specifically dates back to black soldiers in WWII. They took a character from old blues songs named Joe the Grinder (or Joe D. Grinder) who would steal the ladies of inmates and soldiers, and clipped his name to Jody.
I personally have never actually heard the explanation for the nick-name. However, it is common knowledge: Jody is at home banging your wife right now. That’s right, Jody. There’s nothing you can do about Jody; he is your girlfriend’s friend at work–the funny one, he’s your soon-to-be-ex-best friend, he’s the guy at the bar that doesn’t care that she’s taken. Jody is all around you, and he is thus a proper Marine Corps Myth and Legend to behold.
The moon landing was faked.
Funny thing is I have flown three men who walked on the moon. Faking it would have been harder than making it real.Love the take.
France put the first man on the moon in 1957.
The Americans covered it up.
Time to ignore the troll, folks. If you didn't do it already, that is.
It's not my fault that you gringos can't accept the truth.
That was our mother ing le. We shant rest til we take back what's rightfully ours.
"Pop pulling Tim Duncan change EVERYTHING"
Certainly turned this forum to .
Chill out dude. We won't do because we are not NBA players.
Exactly. Blame Pop and Manu for turning this forum to . They are the ones most responsible for costing us the championship. Of course all the Popsuckers and Manu s rather blame ppl like SBM and myself.
How long have you had this reading comprehension problem, as long as your OCD?
No one has blamed you or SBM for what happened with the Spurs.
We have blamed you for your unrealistic obsession, however.
Get it right, or better yet, GTFO!
We'll never know it's over..
It hurts my brain to think about this again..
if you can't get over this yet kill yourself. your life obviously ing sucks if you can't get over a basketball game from 3 months ago.
This is true.
LOL. Still posting the same useless you were 3 months ago.
LOL. Spurs still suffering the consequences of signing washed up TOSB Manu to a $14.5M by settling for crumbs. FO is trying to decide between a guy w/scrub stats Sam Young and a past his prime Corey Maggette all thanks to Manu who should be RETIRED by now.
I hope you have dreams about Manu every night, it would serve you right!
Oh I forgot. You're a highly experienced NBA gm and thus we should listen to your judgement on everything.
They also made the mistake of letting you be a poster on this board with that name and the you spew
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