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  1. #76
    Veteran chunticakes's Avatar
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    fkla making us s look bad tbqmfh.

  2. #77
    Derrick White fanboy FkLA's Avatar
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    Ey guey, I ed this hoe the other night. Tight pussy and a pinche nice ass! Wanna hear more about it just PM me and we can share stories !!

  3. #78
    You have no idea UZER's Avatar
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    I wouldnt have done it via text, but it was two dates. How can you break up after only two dates? Plus, she was stupid for planning a birthday date with someone she only went out with two times.

    She got booty hurt cuz she gave it up too soon.

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    you're a phony Holden_Caulfield's Avatar
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    cant believe he went on a 2nd date

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    should set her up with that racist photographer looking for a date thread...lmao

  6. #81
    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    should set her up with that racist photographer looking for a date thread...lmao


    perfect idea

  7. #82
    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    I bring many blessings with my man Hi-Tek and he from the 'Natti....
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    Nope. The comments page on her blog is filled with women talking about what a cVnt she is. The term "narcissistic sociopath" is common throughout
    Even the feminists who commented hate her for "cheapening their movement" tbh.....

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    when you go open up her deli
    and her nipples look like her belly
    all that is hard goes soft
    there is no way to get off
    yet FkLA still gets jelly

  9. #84
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    She was really into herself......

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    then you get with a chick that's the complete opposite. ing cinnamon stick nipples. it makes you scared to go missionary because you might be impaled.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    as a ty connoisseur i feel compelled to speak on this issue...small or ugly nipples do ruin the entire picture. a nice rack is not ever complete without a nice big set of areolas and well pronounced nipples, not too long and pointy and definitely not concave though.

    also proportion and roundness is key, coming together to form nice cleavage with no space in between. eyed mishappen ties flying in every direction are nasty.

    i prefer the areola that are pink, well proportioned and just inviting. then you suck on them a bit and the nipple pops out ever so gingerly with a nice slightly reddish hue on the tip.

  12. #87
    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    Gotta be honest...I don't miss dating man. You never knew what the you were going to see or smell once you got past the clothes. Sometimes it didn't matter so much initially if you were wasted but it's the times you meet up after that where the flaws become glaring and you know you have to find an out.

    I know marriage isn't for everyone and that's fine, but at least I don't have to worry about weird shaped ties, unwashed pussy or ing a lifeless limp body.


    yeah once you date around you realize most girls have some concerning flaws. haha dead fish is always an issue, or girls who let that jungle take over. or one's who just plain rank.

    big ties nice and pushed together then when she shows the goods the grand canyon appears and the bitties wrap around her back. then she either grunts like a pig or doesn't make a sound so you have to check her pulse.

    then she turns around and it's an entire cauliflower plantation of cellulite on her back legs and ass.

    gotta find a nice clean woman and roll with it. people really don't appreciate what they have until they've gotten a good look at the other fish in the sea.
    Last edited by The Reckoning; 09-27-2013 at 07:48 AM.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Why do you need to break up? Two dates does not a relationship make. In fact, you should never do the 2nd date when you aren't sure you liked the 1st one. Desperate people take anything they can get, and maybe she waited for day 2 before she gave up the goods and then he bolted. Maybe it's not the 1st time that's happened to her. Maybe she was as big of a in person as she was to him after. Sometimes you can tell when a chick is going to out like that. Either way, unless he copied others in his "breakup" message, she should have just let it go. "Ok" would suffice.

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    I bet she is a savage in the sack though. Best head you'll ever receive ol' sports

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Gotta be honest...I don't miss dating man. You never knew what the you were going to see or smell once you got past the clothes. Sometimes it didn't matter so much initially if you were wasted but it's the times you meet up after that where the flaws become glaring and you know you have to find an out.

    I know marriage isn't for everyone and that's fine, but at least I don't have to worry about weird shaped ties, unwashed pussy or ing a lifeless limp body.
    I was always terrified that the big breasted I just nabbed would have those freakish brown colored nipples/areolas that always seem to point downward. Instant boner killer whenever that pops up when I'm looking through bewb pics on /s/

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    fat es... dem ho's be all the same, "i'm a catch and i am hot so go yourself!"

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    yeah once you date around you realize most girls have some concerning flaws. haha dead fish is always an issue, or girls who let that jungle take over. or one's who just plain rank.

    big ties nice and pushed together then when she shows the goods the grand canyon appears and the bitties wrap around her back. then she either grunts like a pig or doesn't make a sound so you have to check her pulse.

    then she turns around and it's an entire cauliflower plantation of cellulite on her back legs and ass.

    gotta find a nice clean woman and roll with it. people really don't appreciate what they have until they've gotten a good look at the other fish in the sea.

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    that's cool and all but people laid into Avante for paying for underage hookers and you're openly admitting it...it's a shame that you can't get pussy on your own tbh...now I know why you're always so mad at the world..you have low self-esteem...I feel for you in a way..pretty ing sad
    Fixed.

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    Gotta be honest...I don't miss dating men. You never knew what the you were going to see or smell once you got past the clothes. Sometimes it didn't matter so much initially if you were wasted but it's the times you meet up after that where the flaws become glaring and you know you have to find an out.

    I know marriage isn't for everyone and that's fine, but at least I don't have to worry about weird shaped s, unwashed balls or ing a lifeless limp body.
    tf bro

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    She's the female version of Fuzzy Lumpkins, overcompensating her vacant existence by trying to be witty via needlessly crowbarring SAT words into posts. I think you found your soulmate, but be mindful of those tetherball ties when they start to sag.

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    She's the female version of Fuzzy Lumpkins, overcompensating her vacant existence by trying to be witty via needlessly crowbarring SAT words into posts. I think you found your soulmate, but be mindful of those tetherball ties when they start to sag.
    I'm in your room, Raleigh.

    Using vocabulary as an attempted dig makes you look like the moron to anyone that is not threatened by words of 3 or more syllables. Calling me out in other threads means that I have won. A little heat and you just melt down.

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    I'm in your room, Raleigh.

    Using vocabulary as an attempted dig makes you look like the moron to anyone that is not threatened by words of 3 or more syllables. Calling me out in other threads means that I have won. A little heat and you just melt down.
    Neat post, Bradley.

    No, it's just calling you out for trying too hard--which is painfully evident. You can claim victory all you want, have it it's yours--but you're still getting called out for being the classroom hero you are

    We all know what those words mean, but nobody talks like that (at least to the length you strain) in real life unless they're at a book club or a Starbucks. Unless you're living in some Whit Stillman movie where that egotistical self-wankery holds value, I assume you have a limited social life or are surrounded by pompous bags.

    I'm also right about you not having to deal with any black people on a consistent basis, thus your convenient limousine liberal viewpoint on social issues. The blipster who serves your white mocha frap doesn't count btw.

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    Believe.
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    Neat post, Bradley.

    No, it's just calling you out for trying too hard--which is painfully evident. You can claim victory all you want, have it it's yours--but you're still getting called out for being the classroom hero you are

    We all know what those words mean, but nobody talks like that (at least to the length you strain) in real life unless they're at a book club or a Starbucks. Unless you're living in some Whit Stillman movie where that egotistical self-wankery holds value, I assume you have a limited social life or are surrounded by pompous bags.

    I'm also right about you not having to deal with any black people on a consistent basis, thus your convenient limousine liberal viewpoint on social issues. The blipster who serves your white mocha frap doesn't count btw.
    And the racist, anti-intellectual meltdown continues. Saying 'syllable' must have been too much to have made you aggrandize having a dim wit.

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    And the racist, anti-intellectual meltdown continues. Saying 'syllable' must have been too much to have made you aggrandize having a dim wit.
    and yet you still haven't refuted it--b/c you can't.

    I imagine your first encounter will go something like this:


  25. #100
    1ST BALLOT HOF Buddy Mignon's Avatar
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    Yea it's a bit of an overreaction for 2 dates, but it could have all been avoided if he had told her before they went on any dates that he was in a state of flux and really not looking for a relationship; a lot of men like to wait to see what's going to happen before they want to be "honest". Also saying things like "you are a funny cool girl" "you're a great gal" is pretty patronizing and a really good way to piss a woman off
    He's nicer than I am. I tell them I'm looking for a wife then stop taking their calls after a few s.

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