Ey guey, I ed this hoe the other night. Tight pussy and a pinche nice ass! Wanna hear more about it just PM me and we can share stories !!
fkla making us s look bad tbqmfh.
Ey guey, I ed this hoe the other night. Tight pussy and a pinche nice ass! Wanna hear more about it just PM me and we can share stories !!
I wouldnt have done it via text, but it was two dates. How can you break up after only two dates? Plus, she was stupid for planning a birthday date with someone she only went out with two times.
She got booty hurt cuz she gave it up too soon.
cant believe he went on a 2nd date![]()
should set her up with that racist photographer looking for a date thread...lmao
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perfect idea
Even the feminists who commented hate her for
"cheapening their movement"
tbh.....
when you go open up her deli
and her nipples look like her belly
all that is hard goes soft
there is no way to get off
yet FkLA still gets jelly
She was really into herself......
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module
then you get with a chick that's the complete opposite. ing cinnamon stick nipples. it makes you scared to go missionary because you might be impaled.
i prefer the areola that are pink, well proportioned and just inviting. then you suck on them a bit and the nipple pops out ever so gingerly with a nice slightly reddish hue on the tip.
yeah once you date around you realize most girls have some concerning flaws. haha dead fish is always an issue, or girls who let that jungle take over. or one's who just plain rank.
big ties nice and pushed together then when she shows the goods the grand canyon appears and the bitties wrap around her back. then she either grunts like a pig or doesn't make a sound so you have to check her pulse.
then she turns around and it's an entire cauliflower plantation of cellulite on her back legs and ass.
gotta find a nice clean woman and roll with it. people really don't appreciate what they have until they've gotten a good look at the other fish in the sea.
Last edited by The Reckoning; 09-27-2013 at 07:48 AM.
Why do you need to break up? Two dates does not a relationship make. In fact, you should never do the 2nd date when you aren't sure you liked the 1st one. Desperate people take anything they can get, and maybe she waited for day 2 before she gave up the goods and then he bolted. Maybe it's not the 1st time that's happened to her. Maybe she was as big of a in person as she was to him after. Sometimes you can tell when a chick is going to out like that. Either way, unless he copied others in his "breakup" message, she should have just let it go. "Ok" would suffice.
I bet she is a savage in the sack though. Best head you'll ever receive ol' sports
I was always terrified that the big breasted I just nabbed would have those freakish brown colored nipples/areolas that always seem to point downward. Instant boner killer whenever that pops up when I'm looking through bewb pics on /s/![]()
fat es... dem ho's be all the same, "i'm a catch and i am hot so go yourself!"
She's the female version of Fuzzy Lumpkins, overcompensating her vacant existence by trying to be witty via needlessly crowbarring SAT words into posts.
I think you found your soulmate, but be mindful of those tetherball ties when they start to sag.
I'm in your room, Raleigh.
Using vocabulary as an attempted dig makes you look like the moron to anyone that is not threatened by words of 3 or more syllables. Calling me out in other threads means that I have won. A little heat and you just melt down.
Neat post, Bradley.
No, it's just calling you out for trying too hard--which is painfully evident. You can claim victory all you want, have it it's yours--but you're still getting called out for being the classroom hero you are
We all know what those words mean, but nobody talks like that (at least to the length you strain) in real life unless they're at a book club or a Starbucks. Unless you're living in some Whit Stillman movie where that egotistical self-wankery holds value, I assume you have a limited social life or are surrounded by pompous bags.
I'm also right about you not having to deal with any black people on a consistent basis, thus your convenient limousine liberal viewpoint on social issues. The blipster who serves your white mocha frap doesn't count btw.
And the racist, anti-intellectual meltdown continues. Saying 'syllable' must have been too much to have made you aggrandize having a dim wit.
and yet you still haven't refuted it--b/c you can't.
I imagine your first encounter will go something like this:
He's nicer than I am. I tell them I'm looking for a wife then stop taking their calls after a few s.
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