Pistons: Listen Guys I'm A Poor Black Guy, on Snap and Just Don't Have the $500 - Sorry DPG

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm a poor negro....and I live in Africa....my family owns a little Fish stand but we have no permanent AC...so I go to the local market to log online and it's where I stay all day...since that's the case stop riding me about money I don't have...I admit it I'm a government cheese eating SOB...so stop asking me about the money...

Nary a red dime..nary a red cent....I can barely eat a good bologne sandwhich with Dorito's and Koolaid....If I had the money I would pay DPG I really would...but it's hard to honor bets when you barely have running water....

Give a brother a break..seriously there's no coming from me..I'm serious

[DPG21920]

Shhhh, girl.

[Koolaid_Man]

Shhhh, girl.

I sure you're willing to give me a break...I'm poor brah...you know if I had it I would give it to you

[Koolaid_Man]

Us black people we're real loving people...when we have...but whitey holding me back...won't let me work...and lord knows I want to

[spurraider21]

Us black people we're real loving people...when we have...but whitey holding me back...won't let me work...and lord knows I want to

Lakerfan scapegoating the white man per usual

[DPG21920]

Let it go, Kool. You got got by DPG. Happens to a ton of people. You are going to forever be mocked, but that is the way it works for you. You barely even exist on my radar any more with the exception of a few put you in your place jabs every now and then.

Let it go.

[Koolaid_Man]

Let it go, Kool. You got got by DPG. Happens to a ton of people. You are going to forever be mocked, but that is the way it works for you. You barely even exist on my radar any more with the exception of a few put you in your place jabs every now and then.

Let it go.

I just want your boys to know that I cannot afford to pay..so they should give me a break...and stop harrassing me over it....man I wish I had it...it would be yours....I'd cut you a check today if I could...I'm mad that I cannot break you off tbh

[DPG21920]

You are such an idiot. Seriously. I am more angry at how un-funny you are and how terrible your personality is that forcing you to welsh and admit your basketball knowledge is inferior to mine takes a back seat.

It's mind numbing how lame you are .

[Koolaid_Man]

You win..I lose DPG..you the better man...I'm a loser

[Koolaid_Man]

You are such an idiot. Seriously. I am more angry at how un-funny you are and how terrible your personality is that forcing you to welsh and admit your basketball knowledge is inferior to mine takes a back seat.

It's mind numbing how lame you are .

I take that..take that take that....right up my ass like Rimmy

[Koolaid_Man]

So because I'm poor this cannot be considered welshing

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey DPG....for some reason I have the urge to ....can't even afford a decent cold drink and I'm laughing....how ironic

[spurraider21]

So because I'm poor this cannot be considered welshing

It absolutely can. We can talk wage garnishment. Or Obama handouts garnishment. You can give him 500$ Worth of food stamps or make monthly payments of 20 dollars. Or get a job. Whichever. You made a bet, lost, didnt pay.

[HI-FI]

Hey DPG....for some reason I have the urge to ....can't even afford a decent cold drink and I'm laughing....how ironic

you must make at least $100k a year with whatever policy wonk job you have. you should post an ad on CL for some black guy to portray you, record random Htown apologizing to DPG, then send him the cash. pretty simple Kool.

[Koolaid_Man]

It absolutely can. We can talk wage garnishment. Or Obama handouts garnishment. You can give him 500$ Worth of food stamps or make monthly payments of 20 dollars. Or get a job. Whichever. You made a bet, lost, didnt pay.

He said he won't take payment..even to this day

[Koolaid_Man]

If I could work up a payment plan would you convince him to take the money

[DPG21920]

I just moved into my first home, Kool. It's not amazing or anything, but it's mine. Has some stains on the carpet, which you know about, any ideas how to get those carpet stains out?

[Koolaid_Man]

I just moved into my first home, Kool. It's not amazing or anything, but it's mine. Has some stains on the carpet, which you know about, any ideas how to get those carpet stains out?

Yes...invite Timmy over...if the stains are brown he will straight suck them out

[Koolaid_Man]

I want my name back DPG...can we start over....I'm willing to bet someone that I pay you what I owe

[Clipper Nation]

Nuh uh, Extra Stout.... you can't change the backstory of the schtick midstream, son.... if you're going to play the "rich black man" character, you need to own the fake "wealth," not welch and cry poor

[Koolaid_Man]

Nuh uh, Extra Stout.... you can't change the backstory of the schtick midstream, son.... if you're going to play the "rich black man" character, you need to own the fake "wealth," not welch and cry poor

I'm just keeping it real....a ain't got no money

[Koolaid_Man]

therefore I cannot pay...therefore my debt should be forgiven

[Koolaid_Man]

just like the tea party that don't want to pay the US bills

[HI-FI]

I'm just keeping it real....a ain't got no money

pseudo please. just take a small deduction from your escort account, whatever you made off your latest economic presentation to the city council, tell that $500 hooker to take a break, give DPG his share and spend your hard earned money on Htown streetwalkers. quit living the high life my .

[DPG21920]

Kool, Im assuming this was your yearly plea for my attention, so congrats. You got your DPG fix and a couple of replies. I'm going to resume ignoring you for the most part with the rare exception when I shut down your terribly unfunny posts from time to time.

God Bless.