Lakers: Video Game That Allows You To Control Kobe Having Consenual Sex

[Clipper Nation]

^ 5-time NBA World Champ, certified.

But your team says "Dallas Mavericks"

[Arnold Toht]

^ That's because of Nowitzki, who obviously has Nazi ties.

[RD2191]

^ That's because of Nowitzki, who obviously has Nazi ties.

[Rogue]

At least Kobe wouldn't get accused of what? rape

[Clipper Nation]

PS: You'd love to be a 1-time NBA World Champ, wouldn't ya!

Nah, I wouldn't want to downgrade from 13-timer to 1-timer, tbh....

[Buddy Mignon]

At least Kobe wouldn't get accused of what? rape

Its not rape if she pulled her panties off.

[elmanutres]

^ That's because of Nowitzki, who obviously has Nazi ties.

dirk is not a nazi. what kind of nazi marries a black girl. nazis go for the white girls, preferably blue eyed and blonde. You have mavs on cause you are a bandwagoner, thus a 1 timer.

[Thebesteva]

The man rode on the LeBron James bandwagon throughout the Finals and then he climbed back on the Spurs bandwagon for the entire in' offseason.

Honestly, he's the worst case of bandwagoner I've ever seen. He keeps deflecting to the post 2010 Laker fan bs, but he fails to explain why in God's name he has Clippers in his avatar and name, but is sporting a Lebron sig and sucks his mushroom tip in every debate.

It's like a die hard Laker fan sporting Tim Duncan in their sig.

[Clipper Nation]

LeBron's been my favorite player since he was drafted, so I root for him whenever he's not playing the Clippers, tbh.... pretty simple....

[LkrFan]

Found the cheat codes:

Up-Up-Down-Down: Snitch on a teammate
Left-Right-Left-Right: Jerk off after rape
Up-Right-Down-Left: Call Stern and ask for foodstamps
Down-Left-Up-Right: Beg Dwert to #stay

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

First time you've ever actually said something funny, trophy for you

Hey CN, why are you sporting Cam's persona? Thought you didn't like em

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

LeBron's been my favorite player since he was drafted, so I root for him whenever he's not playing the Clippers, tbh.... pretty simple....

In other words: My team can't win , so I pull for the best player.

[Clipper Nation]

In other words: My team can't win , so I pull for the best player.

3 interceptions
0 touchdowns
Fumble
Safety
Pouting on the sidelines by himself
1-3
Scam Newton

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

3 interceptions
0 touchdowns
Fumble
Safety
Pouting on the sidelines by himself
1-3
Scam Newton

tl;dr

you're a clippers fan with a lebron pic as your signature.. nothing you can say can be more pathetic than that lol.

especially when you have a mvp candidate on your squad. what a joke.

[Clipper Nation]

tl;dr

Leave Newton aloooooone

What's the controversy, anyway? I thought LeBron was the new T-Mac and a scrub because he doesn't force the least efficient shot in basketball?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

tl;dr

you're a clippers fan with a lebron pic as your signature.. nothing you can say can be more pathetic than that lol.

especially when you have a mvp candidate on your squad. what a joke.

PS: He will never be in the same league as jordan... maybe if he could hit that midrange shot.

[DMC]

Even a minimum wage doesn't want rich monkey on her face.