lol @ going to Applebees period. food, people
Sittin there eating and having a drink with my girl at Applebees, and in walks a really cute girl and another that looked.....uhhhumm, a little mannish. Well, turns out they are lesbians as we suspected. The mannish one was all over the cute one as they ate and had a few tails. Then thisass dude walks over to them trying to throw game, like he was gonna take one or both home with him. He offers to buy them a drink and they accepted. The drinks come and he says cheers as all 3 down the shots. Next thing? The lesbians say "Thanks" stand straight the up and walk out hand in hand. Ol dude is standing there like
, gottdayum es took my for my paper
.......... guess he went home and
his cack with his
...........classic Philip maneuver at the bar
lol @ going to Applebees period. food, people
He's trying to spit game in a "Applebee's"? I've heard of the place, seen commercials but never been...it sounds Cheesy as ...almost like Chuck-E-Cheese for the Bambino's...no one took him he gave the money away....I ain't buying no ing drinks at no got dam applebee's...I just can't imagine he thought he'd score in a place like that....weird yo...
I presume there's nothing wrong with the place if you're not trying to pick up chicks...
Dude has learned to tell lesbos from straights at least, and the tuition ain't too big imho
I aint mad at ya..........I hated that place, but gave it another chance after years. Its actually not a bad deal. We got the 2 for $20......appetizer, two entrees, 4 alcoholic beverages for $30 total. And the actually tasted good for a change.
*shrugs*
It was so predictable it was almost not worth making a thread over, but it was funny as . Dude walked from another table of his friends and actually thought he could pull one or both lesbians. How in the world could he be so dumb? When girls are locked up with other girls, they usually HATE men by that time. Dude didnt stand a chance in getting any ass from them.
This is about how opposite these lesbians were. One HOT, the other NOT so much.
The bar is perfectly good. Hard to up a beer unless it's slightly less than ice cold tbh.
LOL American beer drinker who thinks it's only good if it's "ice cold" to numb the taste buds
Ice cold is a pretty good way to a beer up tbh.
Lukewarm for you? Wake up after a party and drink the backwash in all of your cans?
Most of the time the temperature after taking it out the fridge for 10 minutes is pretty good. Makes an enormous positive difference in the flavor unless you're drinking Olde English 800 tbh.
Meh, not a beer connoisseur. I don't really drink for the flavor experience, but more to get drunk. I'm a pothead so I'm more picky with how I consume there.
Same concept - Imagine the best way to smoke and enjoy good weed vs smoking dirt out of a coke can.
I have never been to Applebees. I could never even for one second imagine a scenario where I would choose that.
Makes perfect sense now, thanks.
My analogies have been on point lately.
After that PR nightmare they had last year, Applebees isn't bad at all. They have happy hour all day, and half priced appetizers after 10 (or something like that). I take females to the one off of Walzem often.
food, indeed.
You don't like paying for someone to microwave your dinner for you?
What is the general consensus from ST on Chili's?
LMAO off at all the clowns that act like they eat at the Palm every gottdayum night. You es eat fast food dont ya?
And.......LMAO at Philip, that cawk butter works fries at Carls Jr. Wet Tshirt wearing OU got.
Worse than Applebee's if possible, then again I haven't been to either since I can't remember when.
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