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When traveling short distances, I sometimes have my negro bring my car around so that I can drive myself.
I buy my Dom Perignon White Gold Jeroboam in bulk.
I've been known to drive to Harry Winston as opposed to having them bring over a collection.
I take big handfuls of napkins whenever I get the chance... So I don't have to buy them, of course.
If the destination is within a couple miles, I throw on the backpack and walk whenever possible.
My girlfriend is a coupon Nazi, which is great for saving money, but completely embarrassing when you're in line at Kroger and you just know that people are plotting your death as they burn holes through your back with hateful eyes
I pick up any change I see, even pennies
When traveling short distances, I sometimes have my negro bring my car around so that I can drive myself.
I buy my Dom Perignon White Gold Jeroboam in bulk.
I've been known to drive to Harry Winston as opposed to having them bring over a collection.
Get my...
mouth wash
candles
cokes
toothpaste
deodorant
...at the Dollar Tree.
Only have pizza on the weekend.
Change the oil after 4000 miles instead of 3000.
Cancelled...ESPN the Magazine.
Drink Instant Breakfast as opposed to an actual breakfast.
No longer leave the porch light on at night.
Stop buying football cards.
i don't own a car
I never wash my hands after having a pee and I'll wipe my hands clean (when there's urine splattered on my hands) on the wall or the door... I'll throw some garbage out of the window when I'm visiting my cousin's and having a hard time finding the trashcan. Those are the least shameful things you can imagine a doing though.
I always keep a mini bottle of scope (religiously) so I can gargle right after sex...I even drink a sip to kill any vaginal or anal fluids that may have went down my throat...
I call my Asian homies to hack and bootleg anything I need...but not Apple TV
I eat yogurt instead of ice cream
Dollar menu.. Poor wealth, poor health.
I hit up the dollar store for certain items............
I buy shirts/pants from Ross and TJ Max........but it takes hours sifting through the ed up clothes to get one or two nice items.
I always, always buy the cheap Vahhkuh. After two shots, I cant tell the difference from the good .
Shop at Nordstroms Rack and Neiman Marcus Last Call
Say it isnt so..........
Rich ass!!
When I'm pissing in a public toilet room, I never choose those urinaries (mostly because I'm too short, only 5'7) but always the buckets instead, and sometimes I deliberately piss into the next cubicle when I see someone sitting there ting.
Damn Rogue, you cant even reach your goddesses ties(mostly because I'm too short, only 5'7
not really. My goddess is only 5'3 and I think that's a perfect size to match 5'7Damn Rogue, you cant even reach your goddesses ties
not really. My goddess is only 5'3 and I think that's a perfect size to match 5'7
My bad ...........
not really. My goddess is only 5'3 and I think that's a perfect size to match 5'7
My fiancee is 5'9
Honestly though, they have practically the same prices as TJMaxx, Ross, Marshalls, etc. for much much higher quality . Gotta look sharp at the office, ya dig?Say it isnt so..........
Rich ass!!
my goddess is pretty short and she also admits so herself, and that's why she always has to wear high heels whenever attending public events. And that's probably also the reason why she seems to be even more popular in Espana and Asia (where guys are generally short) than here in the US. There're some heads in the US who somehow hate my goddess, while in those Asian countries like my homeland, she's simply a goddess, perfect and gorgeous.
by davyd3-1
» Fri Aug 2 2013 16:24:21Flag ▼ | Reply |
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I just can't get over the fact that she went on and on about how she's engaged to Obama and how they email back and forth even about policy matters. Obama said that they didn't even have each other's emails and said it in a stump speech seeming to make her sound somewhat delusional. Remember she did said "my heart belongs to Barack, and "I feel like I am supporting someone for President and having a personal dialogue with them and it's amazing." A Lie. Obama answered Scarlett's allegations by saying: "my secretary thanks Scarlet for what she's doing for my campaign and suddenly we have this ongoing email relationship?" He, and probably Mic e, wanted to stop this cartoon from gaining traction. Then she had a minor car crash and blamed the paparazzi caused her to crash wherein the parking lot tapes showed that she crashed with no paparazzi chasing her. But the thing that is truly beyond vanity is how she mentions her designer clothes and accessories in every other sentence. It's not for endorsements, you can tell, it's simply b/c she wants the world to think she has such expensive and "vain" tastes. Of course, this is from a chick who said that she'd never be caught not wearing make up b/c you never know who you're going to see at any time?? She said that she doesn't dress casual ever, and doesn't wear sweats even, also b/c you never know who may be watching and you want to look your best... No I don't hate the gorgeous lying, but I do think she's so off on herself that her ego is so big it could tip the earth off its axis. Yeah she is sooo gorgeous, imo, in spite of cellulite on the backs of her legs. Oh yes, she said that she never was on a diet and was never inside of a gym; but her personal trainer said differently. She is like all the other girls that nobody gets (well not me anyway)...she is a snob and does lie. I say this in all due respect, as Woody Allen would say.
I will have to check that out for sure.....I have to dress business casual at work.
Dont use drive thru but go inside to stock up on napkins, salt n pepper packets or shakers, splenda, straws, forks n spoons. Always use coupons. Only drink during happy hours. Hit up the breakfast bars at hotels. hill country fair all the way. If I see a big family gathering at a park I snag a free plate of food. Never pass up free samples in grocery stores. Look at buying a car for some hot dogs. Check out open houses for some free appetizers.
When you've got game, you can get away with not spending as much $. Not that I don't have it. I just don't like to spend it on hoes. For example...
Me going out on Friday night...got a nice date...she lives in a high rise on 5th. Nice digs. Me...I've got a condo on the beach. For this date...I take the Caddy out for a spin. Silk shirt...tie...Armani coat and some nice Dockers. Shoes...depending on my mood...either some Cole Hahns or maybe some K Swiss tennies. This is where my money is spent for dates. The actual date....
I pick her up...she's smoking hot. We'll have some beers on the way... Where are we going? she asks.
Baby...I could take you to the most expensive restaurant in the city...buy some expensive wine...lobster...whatever....
Or...we could do something different...something where you know it's just me and you...no pretenses.
At this point, she's wondering what's in store.
I casually drive through Arby's, order a couple of Turkey Clubs. We park. After a couple of bites....
[
Me: "it's good...huh?"
Her: "yes baby"
Me: "do you like the melted cheese?"
Her: "ooooohhh baby"
Me: "I've got an idea..."
Her: "whaaaat??"
Me: " let's slowly take off our clothes..."
Her: eyes agog..
Me: " climb in the back seat...."
Her: "ooooohhh yesss..."
Me: "and rub the sandwiches all over each other's privates. and then poop on the seat"
Her: "you had me at o"
Me: "good night Avante's mom
For a minute I thought this was Kool replying...
Dont use drive thru but go inside to stock up on napkins, salt n pepper packets or shakers, splenda, straws, forks n spoons. Always use coupons. Only drink during happy hours. Hit up the breakfast bars at hotels. hill country fair all the way. If I see a big family gathering at a park I snag a free plate of food. Never pass up free samples in grocery stores. Look at buying a car for some hot dogs. Check out open houses for some free appetizers.
ing loser tbh.i don't own a car
I had a friend in college who got married during his sophmore year. At that point, they had this deal at Grandy's where it was all you can eat Chicken Fried Steak or Fried Chicken. We'd go eat but he would put about 20 pieces of fried chicken in his backpack to take home for the next few days.
If I was broke today, I'd do the same thing at Chinese buffets. For $10, I guarantee I could eat for many days from whatever I could shove in Avante's mom's purse.
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