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1/10, stupid, unoriginal, predictable
I have some irrefutable evidence that Spiderman exists and that he is our loving and compassionate lord and savior. Check out the evidence:
-wikipedia article supporting my claimIn Forest Hills, Queens, New York City,[28] high school student Peter Parker is a science-whiz orphan living with his Uncle Ben and Aunt May. He was bitten by a radioactive spider (erroneously classified as an insect in the panel) at a science exhibit and "acquires the agility and proportionate strength of an arachnid."[29] Along with super strength, he gains the ability to adhere to walls and ceilings. Through his native knack for science, he develops a gadget that lets him fire adhesive webbing of his own design through small, wrist-mounted barrels. Initially seeking to capitalize on his new abilities, he dons a costume and, as "Spider-Man",
Now, let's take a further look. Some will say he never existed, but let's look at the facts. New York is a city in the USA, this is irrefutable fact. Because we know this place is real, and because we have so many depictions of Spiderman and tales of him selflessly endangering himself to save the common man from dangerous situations and criminals, we can logically conceive that these are true and that because of these facts, Spiderman is in fact a real supernatural being lurking in the Northeast, protecting those who cannot protect themselves.
Here's some more photographic evidence:
-Spiderman sharing an elevator with a normal everyday guy, he does not discriminate against anyone unlike other gods
-Spiderman attempting save a train of people from certain death. We know trains exist and, once again, we know New York is a real place so this definitely happened. Can't dispute this empirical evidence
-Spiderman proving to children everywhere he is real and he will look out for their prayers, unlike other deities who seem to be deaf to the cries of human suffering or busy helping a sports team win their contest
Furthermore, we have many texts describing the life and and times of Spiderman, check out this obviously factual printed, textual evidence:
-Early depiction of the first appearances of Spiderman and his origins. Once again, because the places depicted are in fact 100% real we can assume that this text is not a false detailing or myth story or collection of parables. This is basically Gensis in terms of Spiderman.
And even still there is stronger evidence in the form of filmed occurences of his appearances and life:
-Without a doubt verifies my claim. I mean what kind of person would create a fiction with so much detail for no reason? To teach some kind of lesson? To provide people with an outlet to absolve them of their stresses and fear? To control the mass followers through indoctrination of this tale? No, that doesn't make any sense. The only explanation is that Spiderman is real and that he is the one true god on earth as there is so much evidence supporting his existence and accounts of him saving countless people in danger despite expecting nothing in return.
So there you have it, I'm sorry if I just turned your world upside down but I was pretty shocked when I came to this revelation. Before you hurl insults and try to claim this is false or bull , just remember one thing: WWSMD?
1/10, stupid, unoriginal, predictable
Translation:"This hit too close to home for me as a dumb Jeebo !"
OP dropping truthbombs, tbh....
Truth Bombs?
Yes, certified truthbombs about the idiotic "logic" used by Jeebo s such as yourself to justify blind faith in an invisible sky manTruth Bombs?
Who said I believed that he was the son of God? I said to provide evidence that a historical Jesus did not exist and no one has been able to do that. By the way do you ever get tired of sucking so much to fit in?Yes, certified truthbombs about the idiotic "logic" used by Jeebo s such as yourself to justify blind faith in an invisible sky man
Does your mystical bearded god approve of the way you talk to others?
There's no real evidence that Jesus existed either, I'm waiting for some actual evidence other than "this guy said so." Lot's of people say they saw big foot, the lochness monster, and aliens throughout history as well. They must all be right
Once again, most of the people in the other thread agree that Jesus was a real guy. So do I. But that doesn't mean anything or prove anything regarding the validity of your precious fairy tale
I mean there's plenty of textual evidence supporting the epic of Gilgamesh and that he was a real king or Uruk so I guess everything in that book is factual
Well scholars who are much more credible than you consider Tacitus a reliable source of Roman history.
Are you going to try and deny that?
Oh and you blindly believe in a modern day scholar over a Roman Historian?
evidence does not equal blindly believing. but i wouldn't expect you to know the difference
May as well try to prove king Leonidas of Sparta existed, or Aristotle, or Nero, or Noah, or Moses, or Buddha, or emperor Constantine, or Julias Ceasar, or John the Baptist, or Paul the Apostle, etc.
How do you do that?
They can't. They are going on faith. I doubt any of them are archaeologist or historical scholars. All of the so called evidence they have is from books and the internet. And how do they really know that they are reliable sources? They don't. So then why do they believe in it and accept it as truth? Because they have FAITH. Simple as that.
Btw, we all know you're a Jeebo , as evident from how you sucked off Kool with the quickness for his re ed "you automatically believe in God if you believe in morality" take, your meltdown over the existence of Jesus being questioned, as well as your own garden-variety Jeebo takes on wedge issues like gay marriage.... you can drop the "who said I'm a Christian?" schtick now, because it ain't working
holy you are re ed jeebs
So according to Kony nothing before the day he was born existed. And I mean we can't possibly trust books written before him because he wasn't there. I guess Kony believes that human civilization came to be the day he was born.
Btw, we all know you're a Jeebo , as evident from how you sucked off Kool with the quickness for his re ed "you automatically believe in God if you believe in morality" take, your meltdown over the existence of Jesus being questioned, as well as your own garden-variety Jeebo takes on wedge issues like gay marriage.... you can drop the "who said I'm a Christian?" schtick now, because it ain't working
No really, when did I once say I was a christian?
He agreed with Avante's re ed take that sexuality is unnatural because their fairy tale book said so, despite the plethora of studies (with both humans and animals) showing it's an inherent trait at birth that is somehow genetically expressed, tbh....
Here we go with the deflecting and twisting of the arguments, classical symptoms of massive anal hemorrhaging
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