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Kool what happened to your taking a dump avatar. That was pretty unique.
MJ - "Air Juandice"
Lebron - "The Hamburglar"
Tammy - "Shimmie Dunk Him"
Kobe - "The Lethal Snake Dick"
I think one thing we can all agree on Kobe wins this in a landslide...if he doesn't then each of you should question your own sexualities
Micheal Jordan? *aka* Air Jaundice
Lebron James? *aka* The Hamburglar (courtesy of getting dissed at the Olympics)
Tim Duncan? *aka* Shimmie Dunkhim (Pick Me If You're Gay)
Kobe Bryant? *aka* The Black em down Mamba
Last edited by Koolaid_Man; 10-12-2013 at 03:39 PM.
Kool what happened to your taking a dump avatar. That was pretty unique.
truth is I need to piss off some white boys so I'm going with Rev Al. until further notice
Fair enuff mytruth is I need to piss off some white boys so I'm going with Rev Al. until further notice
I would holla at kobe
that wasn't his , it was a picture of koon herself.
You, Avante and Cantthinkofanything are neck and neck for the "trying too hard" award.
I know who I would consult if I wanted to rape a fat white girl and then jerk off because I couldn't finish the job.
One place blacks mess up in their deductive logic is that they try to use modus tollens to refute the antecedent in the first premise of a conditional syllogism when the antecedent is not unconditionally associated with the consequent.
I'd consult with Marco Jaric TBQFH
^ prison talk?
because you think he's handsome
none lol because i dont need advice on getting girls... but i bet you would consult kobe. "should i show her my naruto collection kobyz?"
then again, you might wanna consult jim considering you're on his harder then the girl he raped
^ I bet you hate Ho's huh...you and your homies be like them es....
no, because he's ing Adriana Limabecause you think he's handsome
Athletes that are better than Kobe at getting hot chicks
Tony Parker
Jason Kidd
Dennis Rodman
Wilt Chamberlain
Non NBA
David Beckham
Alex Rodriguez
Tony Romo
Tom Brady
Derek Jeter
Cristiano Ronaldo
Tiger Woods
I wonder if Kool really didn't know that.
Kobe married the 1st hot chick he saw and raped another one. Messing up his image.
He's the last guy I would ask about chicks.
Dirk has a badass taste of es so if I were not a celibate I'd definitely consult dirk before any other NBA player about picking up es tbh. And since when has the whole spurstalk begun to refer to all women as es? I like this misogynist approach anyway.
make my goddess an exception though, she's a goddess.
considering he couldn't even convince some nasty to take a load to the face and had to jerk off by himself it probably wouldn't be him
Our German god only chooses the finest es to imho, and that's also my personal ideology about choosing es. I wouldn't lose my virginity to a gross ugly even if I weren't a celibate tbh.
Big Daddy Tyson has scored more es for sure, dude's the real scoring champion of today's league in that regard imho, probably the 2nd place of all time only behind Wilt. but most of them es he's ed range from average to gross (like ghazi's ) that I'd never want to even put my nose close to.
kool's definition of getting laid is pics togehter with the es.
You must really get laid IRL eh kool?
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