Since Evolution Is The Answer - Tell Me When Can I Expect To Grow My Wings And Fly

[Koolaid_Man]

The evolutionary history of primates can be traced back 65 million years. Primates are one of the oldest of all surviving placental mammal groups. The oldest known primate-like mammal species (those of the genus Plesiadapis) come from North America, but inhabited Eurasia and Africa on a wide scale during the tropical conditions of the Paleocene and Eocene. Molecular evidence suggests that the last common ancestor between humans and the remaining great apes diverged 4–8 million years ago.
The gorillas were the first group to split, then the chimpanzees (genus Pan) split off from the line leading to the humans. Thefunctional portion of human DNA is approximately 98.4% identical to that of chimpanzees when comparing single nucleotide polymorphisms (see human evolutionary genetics). Therefore, the closest living relatives of humans are gorillas and chimpanzees, as they share a relatively recent common ancestor.^[9]
Humans are probably most closely related to two chimpanzee species: the Common Chimpanzee and the Bonobo.^[9] Current estimates of suggested concurrence between functional human and chimpanzee DNA sequences range between 95% and 99%;^{[10][11][12][13]}

they are spinning out of control with this thread here...I think I hit em pretty hard....Kool be putting in that work....I'm not even a believer....hahahahahahaha just kidding ..I am

[Leetonidas]

ohh is it now?

we've been here what like 100 million yrs and evolution's slow ass is chilling right now....is a couple wings to much to ask for ...I think I got you stumped Leets

So you're saying that every living thing should evolve to have wings and fly? You can look at your own body and see evidence of evolution tbh there's a reason we have organs still that we don't really need (appendix, gall blader, wisdom teeth)

[lebomb]

Yeah Kool..........and why havent white dudes evolved to Niggras and have larger than 3" cawks and have a hard time gettin the white womenz??? They wanna evolve too!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

RandomGuy get in here, we need you to explain to evolutionary process.

I guess RG isn't here so I'll step in.

from the ocean evolved into apes. Aliens back bred the apes with jellyfish and this became the blacks.
Then the Aliens inserted their superior DNA into dolphins and then bred with apes and this became the whites.

[RD2191]

[lebomb]

I guess RG isn't here so I'll step in.

from the ocean evolved into apes. Aliens back bred the apes with jellyfish and this became the blacks.
Then the Aliens inserted their superior DNA into dolphins and then bred with apes and this became the whites.

How come whites cawks havent evolved??

[Mr. Pink]

who got this started talking bout wings? you know how they be bout they wings now!

[RD2191]

lmfao. all the atheist are googling as hard as they can to find an answer.

[ChumpDumper]

How come whites cawks havent evolved??

What do you want from white s?

[ChumpDumper]

lmfao. all the atheist are googling as hard as they can to find an answer.

What are you asking?

[cantthinkofanything]

How come whites cawks havent evolved??

LOL just like a niggra. You should be asking why blacks are dumber than monkeys.

[lebomb]

What do you want from white s?

I dont..........Im pretty sure white dudes want the length and girth of black cawks. That way they can get their white womenz back. *shrugs* .......... just sayin.

[ChumpDumper]

I dont..........Im pretty sure white dudes want the length and girth of black cawks. That way they can get their white womenz back. *shrugs* .......... just sayin.

Looks like they have the white women.

You look like an idiot.

[Spur|n|Austin]

lmfao. all the atheist are googling as hard as they can to find an answer.

An answer to what, hombre?

[RD2191]

Dudes, go back and read the thread.

[Leetonidas]

>states opinions and beliefs but refuses to explain and tells others to do the research themselves
>asks others to do the research for him regarding evolution
>lol

[ChumpDumper]

Dudes, go back and read the thread.

You were pretty much all over the place.

What question do you want answered?

[RD2191]

Okay, so, chimpanzees still here, gorillas still here, humans still here. Where are all the middlemen? Where are the Neanderthals? Where are the Erectus? Where are all of the Australopithecus?

[ChumpDumper]

Same reason lots of others aren't here.

As a species they died out.

[Chief Brody]

Do you believe we evolved from apes?

Have you ever seen Patrick Ewing?

[RD2191]

Okay, so all of those were supposedly evolved from gorillas and chimpanzees yet they died out? Why did they die out and why didn't gorillas or chimpanzees die out?

[RD2191]

Have you ever seen Patrick Ewing?

Not racist but pretty funny.

[lebomb]

No ...........and why did some creatures drag their asses up and land and start to walk, while others are still floating around the sea. Were they just lazy?

[ChumpDumper]

Okay, so all of those were supposedly evolved from gorillas and chimpanzees yet they died out?

Who said they evolved from gorillas and chimps?

You?

Holy you are extremely ignorant.

[Leetonidas]