Since Evolution Is The Answer - Tell Me When Can I Expect To Grow My Wings And Fly

[ChumpDumper]

Yes I am, now what?

So how did God do that and why?

[Leetonidas]

also, no one ever answered the question

Dude, what part of research it yourself do you not understand? Google it.

[Koolaid_Man]

yet having them or not depends on the sex of the human chimp brain

nope...men have s too dumb ass...they're just smaller...I got nipples too homie...but they are hard and bout the size of a clit

[RD2191]

Dont know, read the Bible

[Clipper Nation]

lol, same ol stupid atheist, claiming they are superior to others, are there any on here who aren't pompous -bags?

Irony

[cantthinkofanything]

why not? you have a tail mini in your pants....maybe you ought to listen

LOL. I've got a tail maxi in your mom's butt.

[Leetonidas]

Because we have the same chromosomes in the beginning. however, working s that produce nutrients for babies is something men don't have. try again chimp brain

[RD2191]

yes people I am contradictory and ironic, we have established this

[ChumpDumper]

Dont know, read the Bible

Why is the Bible so funny to you?

[Leetonidas]

Dont know, read the Bible

So you can't answer my question then? Pretty sure the bible doesn't explain god coming to be, it just starts with him poofing the universe into existence. where did he come from?

[RD2191]

[RD2191]

[RD2191]

I did it again.

[Koolaid_Man]

Because we have the same chromosomes in the beginning. however, working s that produce nutrients for babies is something men don't have. try again chimp brain

again evolution just decided it wanted for womens s to produce milk so that babies can feed from it but men's s can't produce milk..what if I want my baby to suck from my chest evolution is strange indeed

[Clipper Nation]

Aaaand we've now reached the limits of what Jeebo iaz's pea brain can handle, so now he'll spam some reassuring emoticons and maybe drag SBM in here to semen shield for him

[RD2191]

[ChumpDumper]

Yep, got him to shut down again.

Took less time than I thought tbh.

Emoticon tsunami to follow.

[RD2191]

[RD2191]

[RD2191]

How mad are you guys? And when does Kool get his wings?

[ChumpDumper]

How mad are you guys?

Not.

And when does Kool get his wings?

Not.

When are you going to post a reassuring emoticon again?

Next.

[RD2191]

Explain This:

I had a brother who died of cancer.

My brother followed "GOD" his WHOLE life... Church every Sunday/Wensday night, prayed over all his meals even his fast food meals. Fostered 8 children and adopted 6 little Mexican kids. He's White btw (So obviously NOT racist). I Got down on my knees and Prayed and Prayed to give us a "Divine Healing" I hear so much about in church. "God" Didn't answer back.

So after my brother was basically a saint, he couldn't do this for him after he served "God" Religiously.

GOD! There is No God People, sorry.

You're blaming God for cancer? don't worry tho, evolution is hard at work trying to get rid of it.

[Clipper Nation]

How mad are you guys?

Not mad at all, meanwhile you're in Day 5 of a meltdown because someone questioned your fairy tales

[ChumpDumper]

You're blaming God for cancer?.

He isn't.

You are.

God created it. Cancer is the proof.

[Clipper Nation]

You're blaming God for cancer? don't worry tho, evolution is hard at work trying to get rid of it.

Man, your god sounds like a - what, with inventing it in the first place, giving it to one of his devout followers, and then letting him die, tbh....