Girls Don't Poop

[RD2191]

Solid atheist thread

[cantthinkofanything]

Women are just as nasty as men when it comes to dropping the bomb.

you s must hang around some nasty degenerate women if that's what you all think

[Koolaid_Man]

Women are just as nasty as men when it comes to dropping the bomb.

the two things that unites ALL HUMANITY regardless of race, religion, of creed..

1.) We all bleed red blood
2.) We all let out nasty stinking

I guess evolution decided we needed an asshole too

[xXx]

regarding hanky, he's a piece of man. his wife is probably a piece of too.

[Koolaid_Man]

you s must hang around some nasty degenerate women if that's what you all think

so your woman s pink Roses in a nice order fashion?

[cantthinkofanything]

so your woman s pink Roses in a nice order fashion?

LOL. No. But in 17 years, I've never heard her grunt on the toilet or heard the ing poop blast out of her butt like a garden hose shooting out chili.

[Koolaid_Man]

LOL. No. But in 17 years, I've never heard her grunt on the toilet or heard the ing poop blast out of her butt like a garden hose shooting out chili.

so are you actively trying to listen to her ? just cuz you haven't heard it doesn't mean she doesn't do it...it's like Chris Rock said once..when the wife leaves to go to work he gets ready to jerk off to porn and his knows it's in trouble...same concept with women ting...when you leave they go to town on the white house

[Custodial Engineer]

you s must hang around some nasty degenerate women if that's what you all think

You ever have to clean a women's bathroom!?

[cantthinkofanything]

so are you actively trying to listen to her ? just cuz you haven't heard it doesn't mean she doesn't do it...it's like Chris Rock said once..when the wife leaves to go to work he gets ready to jerk off to porn and his knows it's in trouble...same concept with women ting...when you leave they go to town on the white house

From day one, my wife has never closed the door when she goes to the bathroom. It was a little unnerving at first. And she'll go #2 while I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth or taking a shower or whatever. So no...I don't actively listen to see if she grunts or has explosive s. But I've never heard one yet. And I've been in the vicinity of several thousand poop sessions by now. Not saying she never has. But they would have to be pretty damn rare. Or she puts on a of an act when I'm around. Is it possible that when she's by herself, she ing grunts like a walrus and sprays poop all over the bowl? Sure. But I doubt it.

[mrsmaalox]

lol....come on you know you queef

Well queefs are exclusively female.....but they are a mechanical function and not an organic one, so while they may be embarrassing, they aren't gross.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL. No. But in 17 years, I've never heard her grunt on the toilet or heard the ing poop blast out of her butt like a garden hose shooting out chili.

Your wife was raised right!

[lebomb]

lol...might make my Lebomb think twice

WTF??? ..............


Naw man, I said I lick my girls "clean" ass. After she showers, not pre-growler .

[DJR210]

It's true. We don't fart either.

This myth has been proven to be untrue and needs more sources. I have been the victim of the Dutch Oven many a night.

You ever have to clean a women's bathroom!?

there is a user with like 15 posts for every possible thread scenario.

[Millennial_Messiah]

WTF??? ..............


Naw man, I said I lick my girls "clean" ass. After she showers, not pre-growler .

Licking ass in general is disgusting. That's what dogs do. dogs.