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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    Well? Im going with a bear.

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    wise choice.

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    A bear by virtue of being bigger, but pound for pound it might be gorilla.

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    I pity you. Mr. T's Avatar
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    A bear by virtue of being bigger, but pound for pound it might be gorilla.

    wise choice.

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    Hard to measure. Two of your choices don't have arms or thumbs.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Well? Im going with a bear.
    I've ing fought two of these animals and I can tell you without a doubt that a bear is tough as . So is a gorilla but it's pretty susceptible to nut kicks. The bear is way quicker and will ing put you down with those big ass paws. Don't know about the lion but I can't imagine it being a bigger load than a bear.

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    does the gorilla get a gat?

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    Assuming it's a grizzly you go with the bear. Don't give me about gorillas strength and flexibility. The grizzly's just as strong and the gorilla doesn't know ing jui jitsu so the opposable and its ability to grip. People seem to go with the gorilla based on the romanticized freak strength they saw in King Kong

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    gorilla can use weapons though

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    Except it won't, it's a stupid gorilla not a human

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    Polar bear would destroy all

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    I am not sure what Stronge? means but an African Gorilla can bench press 3000 lbs...A lion can chase down Bob Hayes though…

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    I am not sure what Stronge? means but an African Gorilla can bench press 3000 lbs...A lion can chase down Bob Hayes though…
    A bear can press about 4.5 metric tons which is probably like 25,000 pounds. Plus the big ass claws. Has no one every stood next to one of those stuff bears? They are ing giant. The gorilla would have about as much chance as a human.

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    Now wait…Are we talking Stronge? Or Fighte?...Gorillas don’t like to Fighte?
    Besides bears are dumb fat and lazy…They get their food from garbage dumps at campsites...

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    but the gorilla could eat out the bears asshole and make it tumble to the ground like jello with tears in it's eyes.

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    Bear : 10' tall, 1500 pounds
    Gorilla : 6' tall, 500 pounds

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    Are Avante & I the only posters on this forum who know what goes on in the real world? Bruce Lee could throw a punch faster than his opponent could blink…Bullet Bob could out run a Race Horse…Dalton could clear out a bunch of drunken unruliness without using a weapon or permanently harming any of them…A bear may be taller & fatter than a gorilla but he is no match whatsoever…

    Now listen to some Billie...


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    but the gorilla could eat out the bears asshole and make it tumble to the ground like jello with tears in it's eyes.
    Or the gorilla could be afraid of eating ass and go to the other side of the forrest and rub one out to the other male and tranny gorillas like the gots here in The Club

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    ok so some inaccurate throws with whatever is around them. If it had enough to throw then I can see it might deter the bear, but if not, and they get to each other, that bear's gonna overwhelm the gorilla. Even if the bear doesn't charge in it already has a ridiculous reach advantage. It's gonna stand on its hind legs swiping with those long arms and huge claws. Unless the gorilla learns how to rope-a-dope I don't see what it can do

    Now wait…Are we talking Stronge? Or Fighte?...Gorillas don’t like to Fighte?
    Besides bears are dumb fat and lazy…They get their food from garbage dumps at campsites...
    Gorillas are fatter and far lazier

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    Maybe I overestimated the Bear. Excellent CGI reenactment included in video.

    http://www.weather.com/tv/tvshows/he...r-attack-39564

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    Bear got y and made a classic mistake, you never stick your tongue out there like that. Gorilla would definitely take advantage

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    frost kings hunt bears and turn em into trophies every day, fam. a gorilla would make quick work of a bear.

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