Lakers: Did Kobe Lie About His Return to Sell Season Tickets?

[DMC]

Kobe said he'd be back by the 1st game of the season. He might, but are Kobe and the Lakers organization lying about his condition so they can sell season tickets, and are they going to ease into the truth that Kobe is done this year?

[2pac > Kobe]

i bet you think 911 was an inside job

[Fabbs]

Would Kobme and the Lakers lie about anything?

[DMC]

i bet you think 911 was an inside job

Only the dispatch position.

[LkrFan]

No.

[Michael Jordan.]

Yep.

[UZER]

More importantly, did Kobe lie about being a cannibal

[DMC]

More importantly, did Kobe lie about being a cannibal

Or about the rape.

[Clipper Nation]

No.

Kirby wasn't honest to his wife, what makes you think he'd be honest with his fans? -1000 points, sn

[DMC]

Lakers execs behind closed doors:

Team doc: Are we going to tell everyone that Kobe isn't going to play for the 1st half of the season?

Jim: Why should we? If we do that, most of the people who only come to see Kobe will not buy season tickets. Why not just tell them he's on schedule to return by the start of the season and update as we need?

Team doc: Yeah, I see your point. I'll tweet about how ready Kobe is and that way people will show up. Then we can leave it up to Kobe to say his heel doesn't feel right yet and that he needs to go back to Germany.

Jim: Kobe?

Kobe: Yeah that ... I'mma get mine, you know.. mamba style? .

[RsxPiimp]

Kobe said he'd be back by the 1st game of the season. He might, but are Kobe and the Lakers organization lying about his condition so they can sell season tickets, and are they going to ease into the truth that Kobe is done this year?

are you really this stupid? do you have any idea how marketing works? one of the goal of marketing is to support and create sales for your business. of course they're not going to say nor allow their investment to say he'll be out for a long period of time

does mcdonald ever advertise their mcnuggets consisting of 2% White Boneless Chicken, 90% modified starch and and about 5% oil and 3% of MSG filled es?

[Baseline]

Let's take a poll in Colorado as to whether K. Bryant lies or not.

[DMC]

are you really this stupid? do you have any idea how marketing works? one of the goal of marketing is to support and create sales for your business. of course they're not going to say nor allow their investment to say he'll be out for a long period of time

does mcdonald ever advertise their mcnuggets consisting of 2% White Boneless Chicken, 90% modified starch and and about 5% oil and 3% of MSG filled es?

So you work at McDonalds.

[RsxPiimp]

So you work at McDonalds.

Your dumbass can't even comprehend how basic marketing and sales work smh

[LkrFan]

Kirby wasn't honest to his wife, what makes you think he'd be honest with his fans? -1000 points, sn

- can't argue with det logic.

[InRareForm]

Dr. Klapper thinks Kobe is ready for the iron man compe ion at this current moment

[Bynumite]

Boring got Jim struggling to sell 2 dollar tickets

[HI-FI]

I think they are lying to their fans because Kobe is that franchise. Even though Shaq and MVPau were the biggest reasons for their recent rings, Kobe will always be the MJ knockoff toy their fanbase of bean3rs and cokeheads desired.

I think Kobe will play a little just to keep them happy but will he be back to normal this season, I don't know. He's probably killed more German babies than the bombing of Dresden to replenish his knees and achilles, but may not be enough.

[HI-FI]

strange to see LkrFan in person without his emoticons.

[DMC]

Your dumbass can't even comprehend how basic marketing and sales work smh

I just don't eat at McDonald's nor have I ever worked there.

[Venti Quattro]

The Lie