3 scientific reasons to toss your girls salad

[Trill Clinton]

When it comes to monkeys, kissing their ass has to be as good as kissing their lips.

wack one liner. step ya game up doggie.

[DMC]

wack one liner. step ya game up doggie.

I'm just saying, for the negro male, kissing ass come naturally.

[Rogue]

Lebomb would have a lot to contribute to my goddess series novels if he wants to do me this favor imho. writing the sex scenes has always been the toughest part for me because I've never had such experience in my life, but such scenes are pivotal and essential for romantic novels so I can't omit them.

[The Reckoning]

lebomb is obviously not black

[Salad Tosser]

Knowing how to toss your partner's salad is a science.

[silverblk mystix]

I gotta give props to the Blake-humper duo - at least they anal bleach each others ass before diving in...

Still sick - but they bleach the starfish first

[silverblk mystix]

[ChumpDumper]

Man, you are really pissed about your backing down.

Too bad for you.

[silverblk mystix]

More bleached starfish for me.

Too bad for you.

[ChumpDumper]

I'm salty because I backed down from donating thousands of dollars to a charity I claim to have donated thousands of dollars to.

[silverblk mystix]

If you adopt a couple more of my clowning methods like you just did there ^ - you might finally remove that stick from your ass and become a man!

Nice copy cat move!

You have learned well grasshoppa!

[ChumpDumper]

Wow, now you are claiming you invented the quote change?

Saltiness has led you into a fantasy land.

[silverblk mystix]

Wow, now you are claiming you invented the quote change?

Saltiness has led you into a fantasy land.

Nah, didn't invent it - just perfected it!

Nice try though.

[ChumpDumper]

I stole this shtick just like most of my others.

Continuously backing down is totally my shtick though, and I won't bet money against anyone who says otherwise!

[Big Empty]

I did that for the first time and all of a sudden she said she was tired and wanted to go to bed. Didnt taste any different than the cat lol i have a feeling she didnt want to kiss me anymore lol