Just got an invite to the Playboy Mansion...

[SA210]

[RD2191]

[SA210]

[ChumpDumper]

Is there something else you wanted to say to me in that thread after you backed down?

Thanks for dedicating all that time and effort to me. Proves how angry I made you.

[cantthinkofanything]

Playboy Mansion?.....yeah...I've been there...once.

Got an invite through my record company. Thought it would be a good chance to network. Said that Don Johnson and Bill Cosby would be there. Knowing who I am, they asked me to bring a few hotties with me. I would have done it anyway but I made them pay for my limo. Pick up the girls and head over. The limo is a piece of . We get through the front door and the first thought that pops in my mind is that I just walked in to a low rent strip club. Cellulite, fake boobs, menstrual blood everywhere. I quickly usher my ladies into a side room to watch the BYU/Utah game. We have some sex and stuff. After an hour or so, we venture out to see if we can find the Coz. I want to ask him about the Fat Albert Show and Mushmouth. And Russel. But after walking around, it's apparent that I'm the biggest celeb there. No Cosby and certainly no Don Johnson. I decide to finally have a drink to fight through the malaise that's draped over this "party". Turns out that some has dropped a ruffie in my gin with the hopes of getting me in bed. I'm too tired to give a so I suc b to her ways and work my way through some average sex. I really don't remember the specifics but I found $600 in my buttcrack the next day. I'm assuming she enjoyed it. I do remember waking up in a daze about 4 AM and falling down the staircase. Some chick hopped on me at the bottom and grinded her way to an orgasm on my super thick weeny. Later on, I found out that it was Oprah Winfrey. Whatev. I decide that I don't want to take the limo back so I grab the keys to Hef's Lambo, grab the honies and take off. It's nice outside to we put the top down. I forget a lot of this part but when I got home, I was by myself. The next day I found out that two of the girls got thrown out of the car and I dropped the other off at Rudy's Barbeque. Anyway, I wake up to my phone ringing at 10 AM. It's Don Johnson and he wants to sign with my record company. I tell him to go himself and I fall back asleep.

[xmas1997]

WOOHOO ES!!!! I just got this in!!!!!

Subject: Dear Respected One,

Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.

2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 26 years.

Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. please feel free to contact ,me via this email address
[email protected]

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Wumi Abdul

PLEASE FOR PRIVATE AND SECURITY REASONS,REPLY ME VIA EMAIL:
[email protected]

Yuppers, straight from Nigeria no doubt.
There is a web site for the scams. You can probably find this one there.

[I. Hustle]

Yuppers, straight from Nigeria no doubt.
There is a web site for the scams. You can probably find this one there.

Bull

BULL !!!

I already sent in my info.

As soon as that money comes in I am transferring it over. We'll see who scams who. I am outchea!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Cue the post count king semen-shields....wouldn't doubt it if all these trolls are chumpie!

[SA210]

I'm angry..78,730 posts proves how angry I am. My lies aren't saving my ready avatar face

[ChumpDumper]

Cue the post count king semen-shields....wouldn't doubt it if all these trolls are chumpie!

Which ones do you think are me?

Cue your backing down.

[silverblk mystix]

Which ones do you think are me?

Cue your backing down.

How butthurt are you now?

Pretty in' butthurt as you are showing with every frantic post!

Every bump!

[ChumpDumper]

How butthurt are you now?

Pretty in' butthurt as you are showing with every frantic post!

Every bump!

And there's your frantic backing down from your butthurt accusation.

lol

[silverblk mystix]

How dare you play the part of an anonymous - that is MY LIFE GODDAMMNIT!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

How dare you make me continuously back down in front of my e-gang! SA210, please make more photoshops!

[SA210]

photoshops and emoticons have power over chump. They bother him very much lol

[ChumpDumper]

I backed down and got angry, so I am devoting my day to ChumpDumper and our support group.

[SA210]

Maybe chump could put his monopoly money to use here..

This internet addiction rehab program seems to be the first of its kind; a $14,000 treatment for adults.

Pennsylvania Hospital Offers Rehab for Internet Addicts

[ChumpDumper]

I still can't shake the fact I back down constantly. He made all of us do it in one thread! What will our e-gang do?

[SA210]

The bloodier your maxi pad gets the more you lie out of desperation and anger. Look man, no amount of lying and backpedaling will reverse the fact that you have a big fat bleeding vagina.

[ChumpDumper]

I'm going to try this post in the other forum too! That will show him! That will show everyone who laughed at me!

[SA210]

It's funny how many people have laughed at chumps destruction It burns him

[Blake]

The bloodier your maxi pad gets the more you lie out of desperation and anger. Look man, no amount of lying and backpedaling will reverse the fact that you have a big fat bleeding vagina.

Eh. Why go there.

If it was funny it would be one thing, but it doesn't make any sense.

Now change my quote to something else stupid and then emoticon the out of yourself

[ChumpDumper]

It's funny how many people have laughed at chump

The three guys I made back down.

lol destruction

[Blake]

It's funny how many people have laughed at chumps destruction It burns him

how many?

[SA210]

Eh. Why go there.

If it was funny it would be one thing, but it doesn't make any sense.

Now change my quote to something else stupid and then emoticon the out of yourself

Hi, I know you're chumps vagina. You're doing a great job bleeding for him. Now go ahead and change partners again with your wife. She's bored again