LOL: I Made Melissa Tap-Out This Morning - TAP-OUT.... NO MAS

[cute_spursfan]

hey girl..what's the matter boo? sorry if I offended you

naw man, im just kinda hatin'.....
i never had "tap-out-sex"

[cantthinkofanything]

sex isn't supposed to hurt or make her sore, no matter how "big" you think you are. you guys all had your little tee tee's cut and there's no loose skin, too much friction. it's ok though your girls are all american so they don't know what good sex is, they won't know the difference most likely.

x2

I ended up doing some research and found that women do like to have sex with uncut gentlemen. Whenever I go out with a lady, I always wrap a piece of bologna around my penis to simulate an uncir cised state. Let me tell you...they love it...although sometimes the smell confuses them and I have to say I have herpes.

[The Reckoning]

there's this thing...called lube

[lebomb]

finally admitting your hung like a gnat

Bwahahahaha

[lebomb]

All these clowns trying to fabricate a reason why their lady is when they are hittin it............

[Creepn]

naw man, im just kinda hatin'.....
i never had "tap-out-sex"

Do you want to?

(Not from me. Just asking generally)

[Creepn]

there's this thing...called lube

Hey, you banging all 4 roommmates or just that one?

[m>s]

there's this thing...called lube

not supposed to be necessary

[The Reckoning]

Hey, you banging all 4 roommmates or just that one?

it's a peculiar situation tbh. my roommates cycle out every lease payment so it's not an all at once thing.


one of them went bat crazy though. had to cut that off clean before she took a knife to me. sucks that she lives with me...

living with four women isn't as awesome as it sounds.

[CuckingFunt]

it's a peculiar situation tbh. my roommates cycle out every lease payment so it's not an all at once thing.


one of them went bat crazy though. had to cut that off clean before she took a knife to me. sucks that she lives with me...

living with four women isn't as awesome as it sounds.

Doesn't sound awesome at all.

es be crazy.

[The Reckoning]

Doesn't sound awesome at all.

es be crazy.

especially when all of your disappears during their late night weird mood cleaning habits as they rearrange the entire place. i found all of my dishes in the laundry room cabinets...

then they randomly giggle-scream at 4 am and do cartwheels down the hallway. then burst out bawling for no reason. and there's always one on her time of the month crying.

then i get the strangest text messages from them...like seriously creepy...when they're in the room next to me and can always just come in and talk to me.

[Koolaid_Man]

naw man, im just kinda hatin'.....
i never had "tap-out-sex"

^ ok...I'm checking my calender for next year...need to plan a trip to NYC....I still owe you part 2 of my fantasy....maybe we can even find some time to go to Church together for a quick worship session...

[Creepn]

especially when all of your disappears during their late night weird mood cleaning habits as they rearrange the entire place. i found all of my dishes in the laundry room cabinets...

then they randomly giggle-scream at 4 am and do cartwheels down the hallway. then burst out bawling for no reason. and there's always one on her time of the month crying.

then i get the strangest text messages from them...like seriously creepy...when they're in the room next to me and can always just come in and talk to me.

You got a woman in another country so whipped that she's sleeping with a pillow that has your scent while you in Australia banging roommmates. Mr. International doing his thing.

[cute_spursfan]

^ ok...I'm checking my calender for next year...need to plan a trip to NYC....I still owe you part 2 of my fantasy....maybe we can even find some time to go to Church together for a quick worship session...

im down ta ride

[Buddy Mignon]

I bet your nipples are like old dried out erasers. Be careful she don't bite them off and you shoost milk all over the place.

Lol... you twisted turd.

[Buddy Mignon]

just got back to the crib...her Condo in the Downtown District my gas...girl is something wicked....but I threw a party on that pussy..."Take it out, take it out, take it out".... "Put it back in put it back in put it back it"....

divorced as of 2 yrs and slanging that white coochie....getting low with it, popping it....evil eye from behind...she's just ing bad ass...whew man....

Did her knees buckle when she got out of bed to go take a piss? Did she drool while she was riding you? If those things happened then you've earned the right to stare at your naked self in the mirror while she savors the moment that just took place.

[Buddy Mignon]

that feeling i get when i beat da pussy up and she struggles to walk to the bathroom to clean up the mess i left between her legs

that feeling i get when the first thing i hear in the morning is "damn, baby. my pussy is swollen"

You got it, kiddo.

[Koolaid_Man]

im down ta ride

fo show..we gonna hook up soon..Imma PM you girl...