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A chubby, Hispanic spurs fan on this website....now I've seen everything.
Me. I'm really God and I have 99%.
A chubby, Hispanic spurs fan on this website....now I've seen everything.
Did you seriously enlist the help of Dane Cook to protect the Jesus?
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
if having a comedy special on youtube somehow gives you credibility in this argument, why don't you go watch one of the many George Carlin, Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt, or Bill Maher (all of which being infinitely more funny than Dane Cook
) comedy specials that touch on this topic?
Last edited by DUNCANownsKOBE; 10-19-2013 at 03:12 PM.
Stupid answer because you know you're full of . The Bible is good for you. If you actually read it instead of nitpicking what you want out of it you wouldn't be so miserable.
Is this a joke?
Still waiting for your Bible verses.
You did read them didn't you?
I'm the first Hispanic on this site? Could of fooled me. Who said I was chubby? Lemme guess, your little butt buddies who make kindergarten level jokes and think they're funny.
Who was talking to you?
Who's backing up his claim?
Not you.
LOOOOOL.... this dumb actually thinks DANE C
You can't make this up
Is what a joke? Me saying George Carlin is infinitely more funny than Dane Cook? No, that's not a joke.
The fact you think Dane Cook is a great comedian demonstrates your intellectual capacity
I'd recommend that Jeebo iaz watch Bill Hicks if he wants to see an actually funny comedian, but he wouldn't understand the jokes, tbh
And you think you're funny?LOOOOOL.... this dumb actually thinks DANE C
You can't make this up
"I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God." And I say no, it's not, Dad. "Well, I believe that it is." Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.
- Bill Hicks
You ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
- Bill Hicks
The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.
- Bill Hicks
That guy is good. Never heard of him.
Black, Carlin, etc. all very funny too. Too bad Carlin is gone.
Just shows to me that God has an amazing sense of humor and doesn't take Himself too seriously.
You don't know I'm full of . My word is true. I'm your God, son.
The Bible is also bad for you, nitpicker.
Dane Cook hath no talent. Neither doth you sayeth me.
What a sad little man, if your wife had followed the word of the bible you wouldn't be so miserable. There is still hope for you man. Don't give up.
You have done nothing to prove Blake isn't God.
Bible God ed Mary and beta Joseph earth dad was cool with it, which means Bible God broke his own Bible rules.
The story about my wife was part of my Old Testament, which is not to be taken literally. It's a parable about how I was dead but came back to life.
In my futuristic book of Revolutions, I talk about how I will storm into Heaven and take the throne away from beta Jesus.
Sarcasm is hard for you.
He thinks Dane Cook is funny, so that shouldn't surprise you.
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