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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    Sure we can. My definition of ing isn't tied to penetration.
    ehhh what?

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    Are you kidding? Plenty of women some seriously stupid mother ers.
    Lol, so then what's your argument? Like I said, you'd Kim.

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    Pretty straightforward, I thought. In my eyes, ing is having sex, and having sex is far more complex than just penis (or dildo) + vagina.

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    Lol, so then what's your argument? Like I said, you'd Kim.
    Again, I don't stupid, and Kim Kardashian has always struck me as painfully so.

    To whatever extent I have an argument here, it's that my choice to not stupid people does not, on its own, make me a "typical woman," as you suggested.

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    Again, I don't stupid, and Kim Kardashian has always struck me as painfully so.

    To whatever extent I have an argument here, it's that my choice to not stupid people does not, on its own, make me a "typical woman," as you suggested.
    So when it's time for you to get smashed, do you give your mate a Wonderlic or a condom?

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    So when it's time for you to get smashed, do you give your mate a Wonderlic or a condom?
    No exams necessary. If I'm getting smashed, it's by someone I already know well enough to have gotten a sense of their intellect.

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    Pretty straightforward, I thought. In my eyes, ing is having sex, and having sex is far more complex than just penis (or dildo) + vagina.
    hey, whatever floats your boat...doesn't sound that fulfilling though. I won't wife stupid, but I'll stupid all day and night.

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    hey, whatever floats your boat...doesn't sound that fulfilling though.
    If everyone involved gets off, seems silly to pick nits over how it happened.

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    No exams necessary. If I'm getting smashed, it's by someone I already know well enough to have gotten a sense of their intellect.
    Lol, no fun. One nighters are awesome.

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    If everyone involved gets off, seems silly to pick nits over how it happened.
    Not nitpicking, just curious as to what falls under "sex" in your eyes. Does cunnilingus=sex then? Not sexual relations, but sex.

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    I won't wife stupid, but I'll stupid all day and night.
    Amen. It woulda been some long dry spells if every woman I ed was intelligent.

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    Lol, no fun. One nighters are awesome.
    I thought so, too, when I was younger.

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    I thought so, too, when I was younger.
    So you're saying you WOULD Kim, just when you were younger. I knew it.

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    Not nitpicking, just curious as to what falls under "sex" in your eyes. Does cunnilingus=sex then? Not sexual relations, but sex.
    Yes. Oral sex = sex.

    And of course, this is all just my own definition. Doesn't need to be everyone else's. But it has always seemed silly to me to separate out vaginal penetration as the one and only factor that determines whether or not an encounter qualifies as sex. And no doubt my sexuality has something to do with that. If I were to define sex only as penetration, then there would be at least a couple of girls I dated exclusively for more than a year without ever technically ing, which is ridiculous.

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    Penetration = sex. No penetration = foreplay.

    Sorry Funt, you can say "in my eyes" all you want but that doesn't change the fact. Nice try though

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    Penetration = sex. No penetration = foreplay.

    Sorry Funt, you can say "in my eyes" all you want but that doesn't change the fact. Nice try though
    Foreplay is sex too if the word is used as a noun.
    "To have sex"= penetration or sexual intercourse if the word is used as a verb.
    Also sex is a description of gender, i.e. Male and female.

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    Nah. Sex is penetration. Oral/touching/rubbing/whatever is not sex. That's all foreplay, which is before sex, hence the "fore"

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    Nah. Sex is penetration. Oral/touching/rubbing/whatever is not sex. That's all foreplay, which is before sex, hence the "fore"
    I know what you are saying, but that is not the dictionary definition.
    In your definition masturbation would not be sex because there is no penetration when it is understood that it is sex, as is anal, oral, fingering, massaging outside the clitoris area, and hand jobs.

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    Hmm. I thought ing was ing. ing is not rubbing

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    I know what you are saying, but that is not the dictionary definition.
    In your definition masturbation would not be sex because there is no penetration when it is understood that it is sex, as is anal, oral, fingering, massaging outside the clitoris area, and hand jobs.
    Masturbation is not sex wtf

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    Hmm. I thought ing was ing. ing is not rubbing

    ing is ing, and part of "having sex", but according to the dictionary is not all. ing is the act of intercourse or part of the act of having sex. That is why they can legally stretch the the word sex to include things like foreplay.

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    And yes I know what the dictionaries say but idgaf, no one ever jerked off and told their buddies the next day that they lost their virginity or rubbed a girls ties and claimed they sexed her up good. c'mon son, stop trying to be so technical about it. sex = penetrationPERIOD

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    And yes I know what the dictionaries say but idgaf, no one ever jerked off and told their buddies the next day that they lost their virginity or rubbed a girls ties and claimed they sexed her up good. c'mon son, stop trying to be so technical about it. sex = penetrationPERIOD


    Ok, have it your way.
    I was just being technical.
    But in a courtroom they will tell you that masturbation is sex, as is getting a hand job from a hooker.
    Keep in mind that if your definition is true then gays and lesbians never have sex.
    But I'll bet any amount of money that they will claim they do!

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Considering my definition relies on penetration and lesbians can strap on each other and gays can butt each other, I don't see why they'd disagree

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    Bull, a woman can't bang another woman. They can dry rub like fish without water but it ain't sex without a sausage.

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