How do y'all decide who sleeps in the sweat puddle after you smash ur gf/bf/wife etc

[Leetonidas]

If there's a sweat puddle that means you're only doing missionary tbh how boring is that. And who s on a bed anymore? Plenty of other places in the house imo

[Koolaid_Man]

OP has no sex because you know it's obviously a lie when someone says he hates the smell of his 's sweat. A guy who has some real experience will be gladly sleeping on the puddle of his 's sweat despite the dampness imho.

Yeah I agree....I will gladly lay in it for about 10 min tops...until I catch my breath....then I have to get up and get that off... something's erotic about it though...squirt squirt squirt...I'm down with it...

[Koolaid_Man]

If there's a sweat puddle that means you're only doing missionary tbh how boring is that. And who s on a bed anymore? Plenty of other places in the house imo

Missionary is not boring....it's a staple....as long as you're switching it up it's all good....I like when they give me the pull back blow job...you might not have ever heard of that Leets because you gotta have some rod for that type of activity...it falls in the trick ing category

and when you're hitting it from the back...you should be on the balls of your feet not your knees and then you angle in downward at a 45 degree angle...

[I. Hustle]

Sweat is what you're worried about? What about the creampie drippings that just fell out onto the bed?

op you don't have sex lol

i usually worry about the natural vaginal lube tbh

OP has no sex because you know it's obviously a lie when someone says he hates the smell of his 's sweat. A guy who has some real experience will be gladly sleeping on the puddle of his 's sweat despite the dampness imho.

Times a million.

this. after you bust a good nut you can sleep no problem.

Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.

All of this.

Dude just outed himself as a virgin. Now you KNOW he's never been near a vagina.

[Leetonidas]

Missionary is not boring....it's a staple....as long as you're switching it up it's all good....I like when they give me the pull back blow job...you might not have ever heard of that Leets because you gotta have some rod for that type of activity...it falls in the trick ing category

and when you're hitting it from the back...you should be on the balls of your feet not your knees and then you angle in downward at a 45 degree angle...

I didn't say it wasn't a staple brah but if you're banging long enough to make a sweat puddle you're probably only bangin missionary which is boring. Gotta switch it up imo. Reverse cowgirl ftw

[I. Hustle]

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

[Trill Clinton]

Smash? Do people really talk like that? Or more precisely do any men talk to women like that?

smash

ran through

beat it up

beat da pussy up

put to bed

tear up

all still get used to this day.

[cantthinkofanything]

Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.

true that. people giving each other oral and then worried about having to sleep in sweat.

[I. Hustle]

Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.

I get that botox stuff done now so I don't sweat as much. Plust it's tough because I drink so much water and work out a lot. I've got it under control now but sorry the won't be a next time for us. I'll always remember what you did with those jolly ranchers though.

[cantthinkofanything]

I get that botox stuff done now so I don't sweat as much. Plust it's tough because I drink so much water and work out a lot. I've got it under control now but sorry the won't be a next time for us. I'll always remember what you did with those jolly ranchers though.

Botox is ing bull . I was getting these wrinkles all around my weenie and went to the doctor. He said it was due to my erect penis being so large that it stretched out my skin too much. He recommended Botox injections into my scrotum. After a few weeks of treatment, my pubic hair turned bright blue and one of my testicles got sucked into my anus.

I guess the upside is that I have bright blue pubic hair.

[RD2191]

[DJR210]

All of this.

Dude just outed himself as a virgin. Now you KNOW he's never been near a vagina.

sweat
how can i sleep with pussy juice under my finger nails
thinking the woman has a choice in the matter

I'll always remember what you did with those jolly ranchers though.

mrsmaalox sips codeine, did she have them Jolly's in her drank again?

I leave her in the alley dead

FIFY

[DMC]

If you were ing right, not just trying to get a token nut so she leaves you alone for another 5 months, then you'll be tired enough that it won't matter.

[mrsmaalox]

mrsmaalox sips codeine, did she have them Jolly's in her drank again?

LOL I remember that night I was so sick, finally getting some relief from coughing but being pretty loopy and forgetting what I was typing midsentence. Next morning I was telling my kids about the syzzurp-Jolly Rancher thing and they were all "Mom how do you know this stuff?!" and all I remembered was "Some dude on SpursTalk told me!"----so I guess that was you, DJR210?

[mrsmaalox]

If you were ing right, not just trying to get a token nut so she leaves you alone for another 5 months, then you'll be tired enough that it won't matter.

5 months?!

[DJR210]

LOL I remember that night I was so sick, finally getting some relief from coughing but being pretty loopy and forgetting what I was typing midsentence. Next morning I was telling my kids about the syzzurp-Jolly Rancher thing and they were all "Mom how do you know this stuff?!" and all I remembered was "Some dude on SpursTalk told me!"----so I guess that was you, DJR210?

yeah, that was me. They need to make you an emoticon with a white cup instead of a wine glass tbh.

[DMC]

5 months?!

Don't act like you've never gotten that "let's get this out of the way already" . You've probably given it as well.

[Kool Bob Love]

OP Just give your BoyFriend the reach around got.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't act like you've never gotten that "let's get this out of the way already" . You've probably given it as well.

no. I'd never be like that with someone I like. And I only people I like.

[Rogue]

I'm also a virgin and I'm roughly 26yr old now, but I can admit the truth easily and I'm proud of it indeed. It's apparent that OP is desperate for pussies but I'm afraid he'll never actually get any until he learns to be honest (which's always a rare quality for Asians though)

[DJR210]

"gf/bf/wife etc"

Who did we not cover here?

[DMC]

"gf/bf/wife etc"

Who did we not cover here?

Daughter, pet, son in law Chris... etc

[DJR210]

Daughter, pet, son in law Chris... etc

[FkLA]

Women talking openly about sex like men do are hoes. Its not sexy or cute tbh.

[The Reckoning]

Women talking openly about sex like men do are hoes. Its not sexy or cute tbh.

wow another virgin shows up in this thread


they're sticking out like the fat s in the weight loss threads