I Straight Up Used My Car To Get Me Some Today

[Koolaid_Man]

... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me...a female friend set it up..and she told me I would fall for this one....and she was right I owe her big time...I met this girl for lunch today nice upscale place....and it went great...when I saw her I immediately went into charm offensive mode...as lunch progressed I was kinda (as in lightly) bragging about my recent trip to the All-Star game and the Mayweather fight and showing her pictures of me sitting next to celebrities...and she was like WHOA!!! she's never even been to Vegas and you know I already had that on lock....she hates Mayweather so today I hated his ass too... as we left the restaurant she was like: "Is that your car" and of course all I did was open the door to spin her around for a few blocks.......I think I'm gonna try to see where this one takes me...she's a 'recent' Baylor university grad...man my heart melted when I saw her...I've been through some beautiful women in my life but this could be a game changer...she's young, can be molded, open-minded, educated, looking for some guidance...I may be on some Lebomb type soon...I'm still trying to determine if she's a White mixed with Puerto Rican, Columbian, Brazilian, Mexican, Spanish, or some other country in South America...but it's clear she's a half breed like me...- ok just kidding ...I'm no half breed...but man I was really mesmerized for the first time in a long time....I'm kinda excited bout this opportunity...time for me to go all out on any compe ors... Just hope I'm not competing with no ing rich Athletes but most anyone else I'm not worried at all...

I got my fingers X on this one...yall pray for me....

[Buddy Mignon]

... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me...a female friend set it up..and she told me I would fall for this one....and she was right I owe her big time...I met this girl for lunch today nice upscale place....and it went great...when I saw her I immediately went into charm offensive mode...as lunch progressed I was kinda (as in lightly) bragging about my recent trip to the All-Star game and the Mayweather fight and showing her pictures of me sitting next to celebrities...and she was like WHOA!!! she's never even been to Vegas and you know I already had that on lock....she hates Mayweather so today I hated his ass too... as we left the restaurant she was like: "Is that your car" and of course all I did was open the door to spin her around for a few blocks.......I think I'm gonna try to see where this one takes me...she's a 'recent' Baylor university grad...man my heart melted when I saw her...I've been through some beautiful women in my life but this could be a game changer...she's young, can be molded, open-minded, educated, looking for some guidance...I may be on some Lebomb type soon...I'm still trying to determine if she's a White mixed with Puerto Rican, Columbian, Brazilian, Mexican, Spanish, or some other country in South America...but it's clear she's a half breed like me...- ok just kidding ...I'm no half breed...but man I was really mesmerized for the first time in a long time....I'm kinda excited bout this opportunity...time for me to go all out on any compe ors... Just hope I'm not competing with no ing rich Athletes but most anyone else I'm not worried at all...



her... take pics and dump the body.

I got my fingers X on this one...yall pray for me....

[m>s]

she won't like you anymore if she meets me

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/1...830s1079.x/pdf

[Relevancy]

cool

[Chief Brody]

... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me

contradictory, tbh

[benefactor]

you and narutoluvas fake internet lives

[Koolaid_Man]

Buddy - Imma chill on this one...I'm trying a different approach...I don't want no quickies...she seems regal in a way....

[Suspect]

...yall pray for me....

no amount of praying could save your dumbass

[Koolaid_Man]

no amount of praying could save your dumbass

I'm so not worried bout you and your re ed friends...I'm chill

[ehz33satx]

The bull that you spew on here is transparent. When in all actuality you are probably overweight, have skin problems, and sport a $2.00 hair cut. Anyone can come in here and stroke their . You just seem to do it all day everyday. To your hearts content.

[cantthinkofanything]

Tldebauche

But I'm assuming you either ran someone over and ed their dead body or possibly used some chloroform and transferred their body in a trunk.

[Trill Clinton]

[DJR210]

you and narutoluvas fake internet lives

This. Another lame ass story for a fake as , no pussy getting, goty troll who ain't black and probably rides public transportation. Get a life bro, for real.

[m>s]

lol fake internet life

[Spursfan092120]

... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me...a female friend set it up..and she told me I would fall for this one....and she was right I owe her big time...I met this girl for lunch today nice upscale place....and it went great...when I saw her I immediately went into charm offensive mode...as lunch progressed I was kinda (as in lightly) bragging about my recent trip to the All-Star game and the Mayweather fight and showing her pictures of me sitting next to celebrities...and she was like WHOA!!! she's never even been to Vegas and you know I already had that on lock....she hates Mayweather so today I hated his ass too... as we left the restaurant she was like: "Is that your car" and of course all I did was open the door to spin her around for a few blocks.......I think I'm gonna try to see where this one takes me...she's a 'recent' Baylor university grad...man my heart melted when I saw her...I've been through some beautiful women in my life but this could be a game changer...she's young, can be molded, open-minded, educated, looking for some guidance...I may be on some Lebomb type soon...I'm still trying to determine if she's a White mixed with Puerto Rican, Columbian, Brazilian, Mexican, Spanish, or some other country in South America...but it's clear she's a half breed like me...- ok just kidding ...I'm no half breed...but man I was really mesmerized for the first time in a long time....I'm kinda excited bout this opportunity...time for me to go all out on any compe ors... Just hope I'm not competing with no ing rich Athletes but most anyone else I'm not worried at all...

I got my fingers X on this one...yall pray for me....

You ing need help

[Koolaid_Man]

I am happy to say that I'm happy that you all are quite jealous...and think I'm lying..that is actually the fun part in all this....sitting back watching those who fill with rage because it can't be true because you can't do it.... carry on yall...I'm quite amused...and tbh my style is kind of uncalled for but I can't help it..I get too much joy out it all...

so yes this is a fake internet life...

[Koolaid_Man]

but one day soon..I will wager a real bet moderated through Kori and I think I'll challenge a person or two who actually think they have money and I don't.....save your pennies because my final exit from ST will be a doozy.......and the egg on your face will be nauseating...

[Spursfan092120]

lol. None of us give a about your fake life and fake stories, Kool. And even if they were reality, the fact that you need to write them out for everyone to see just makes you sad. Very sad.

[Koolaid_Man]

lol. None of us give a about your fake life and fake stories, Kool. And even if they were reality, the fact that you need to write them out for everyone to see just makes you sad. Very sad.

I don't disagree...it's sinful and shameful of how conceited I am but I'm actually getting better every day....for now though this is how it's going down...

deal with that SAWM's.... suck my while you at it

[m>s]

change your name to Peptobismal_Man

[CuckingFunt]

Why would any of us be jealous that you have to rely upon a fancy car, pictures of celebrities, and lying about your sports affiliations to maybe pull a piece of ass?

[hehateme]

I'll condense this for those who don't want to read this boring .

Koon-aid: Today was a good day. Picked me up a five and dime (literally she was about 510lbs). Asked that fine ass cream puff to step up in my moped and take a trip to White Castle. Now all I gotta do is wait and see if I can spread some flour on her and aim it for the wet spot. Pic included to make all you ers jelly of my accomplishments in life. This definitely ranks up there next to masturbating to Kobe youtube video's of course.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Dude, this is a pathetic display, even for you..

[Clipper Nation]

OP making up long-ass stories about maybe getting with a chick that nobody actually reads

[Koolaid_Man]

Why would any of us be jealous that you have to rely upon a fancy car, pictures of celebrities, and lying about your sports affiliations to maybe pull a piece of ass?

^ unfortunately your premise is misguided and untrue...what I did today was nothing more than icing on the cake...you prolly know more about me than most...but I told you before and if I didn't I will tell you now...stay out of this unless you're a SAWM....you wouldn't understand any of this and why I do what I do....I'm one of a few non entertainer blacks that can boast against the SAWM's and so I'm going to get my money's worth...