My premise? It's your premise.
The thread le states specifically that you used your car in an attempt to land a girl. The story you told in the OP only expands on that by stating that you also flashed pictures of yourself with celebrities, bragged about going to Vegas (as if entering that hole's a major accomplishment), and pretended to hate the same boxer that she does. On top of all that, your story clarifies that you did not, in fact, get you some snatch today.
That's not me making an argument or inventing a premise; that's just me restating what has already occurred in this thread.
So when you claim that the people in this thread are jealous, I have to ask why you think anyone would be, based on the story you volunteered. Tell me you landed Scarlett Johansson while riding public transportation, wearing ratty sweat pants, and with two pennies in your bank account, and then maybe I'd be impressed by/jealous of your game. The story you told merely suggests its lack.