Lakers: Time For Kobe To Really Get Paid Via The Global Chinese and Middle Eastern Markets

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe doesn't really need Buss money....sure he has to take it because of league rules but here's the truth....Kobe could make MJ, Tiger, and Floyd Mayweather combined all look like in the money dept. If he follows my blueprint for success he will even have the rare opportunity to on Oprah's billion dollar bank account.

Here's the simple plan:

Emerging Markets:

First we start with China - We already know how much these people worship Kobe...if he can get this communist country to go ape over him..there's nothing he can't achieve...they're literally crying, falling out, and crowning him emperor. I will admit I'm a staunch Kobe supporter but the Chinese worship it's on a scale never before seen..the potential here to team up with a Chinese marketing agency similar to Nike is HUGE....according to my understanding of US Tax Law if Kobe lives outside of the US for 11 consecutive months he doesn't have to pay US taxes for that year...He could earn close to 1 billion off the chinese alone if he's smart about this...


Next we head to the Middle East. - These folks are trying hard to establish an iden y...Kobe is the first (not MJ) but Kobe is the first to open the Middle Eastern Market...His recent trip to the Middle East (where money is INSANE) is a potential for another cool billion...basketball camps...Middle Eastern semi pro Kobe leagues this could go on and on...and because they're already crazy about him it's a wrap...imagine Kobe entertaining all the Billionaire Prince's of the region..of course he needs a White House security briefing so my man Obama doesn't accidentally drone him while he's going up for a dunk..

Next we move on to Europe (England, France, Italy, Spain) these people worship him more than they do their own Olympic stars ..remember during the 2012 lock -out Italy was going to through a 'Kobe Night" basketball game where they were advertising "Kobe Night' and invited all the fine women out to come see Kobe...it was advertised as a "Championship Game"..they were going to pay Kobe like 5 million for one game...I posted on this...insane... I called it Kobe Come get Italian Pussy Night plus we'll pay you


Next we move on to Russia and Germany: All I know at the moment is that he's getting secret treatments in Germany I still need to do more intel on this region....I'm sure though a quick google will reveal their's Kobe Mania there as well...


Finally we move to the Virgin Islands.... outside of SA the only place Timmy is known

[Michael Jordan.]

If we could stick to making threads about relevant players, that would be great.


Thanks,

MJ.

[Rogue]

solid thread by Kool (so rare and so surprising for the current version of Kool, no Gordon Liu avatar)

[Koolaid_Man]

If we could stick to making threads about relevant players, that would be great.


Thanks,

MJ.

I agree relevant playa

[Michael Jordan.]

I agree relevant playa

"I jerked off when she left" - Kirby

[Koolaid_Man]

"I jerked off when she left" - Kirby

remove the candy jewelry and make up and what do you see:..MJ ing a

[LkrFan]

remove the candy jewelry and make up and what do you see:..MJ ing a

Air Jaundice can't even pull hoes badder than Amy. KB > TD > Air Jaundice

[Michael Jordan.]

"I jerked off when she left" - Kirby

[Buddy Mignon]

remove the candy jewelry and make up and what do you see:..MJ ing a

I'd hit that right after MJ... and so would you. She looks like she can handle a stallion like myself. I've seen you flirt with these beasties on this site. And we all know there ain't nothing higher than a nickel on this site. Stop fronting, .

[elmanutres]

this broke ass mother er that can't even pay off a $500 bet giving kobe financial advice

[Kool Bob Love]

Kobe wants 6 OP.

[Clipper Nation]

"I jerked off when she left" - Kirby

"She wasn't that attractive" - Kirby

[Koolaid_Man]

I'd hit that right after MJ... and so would you. She looks like she can handle a stallion like myself. I've seen you flirt with these beasties on this site. And we all know there ain't nothing higher than a nickel on this site. Stop fronting, .

no sir....you the big homie but we clearly split when it comes to politics and pussy ...not only would I not her I wouldn't even give her a 2nd look let alone a 1st look... I like select sistas and they're hard to come by....I just started messing with a young black cutie recently after about a yr of strictly whites...I'm just not with no yak looking es in any way shape or form...it will never happen....maybe if we're castaways on a remote Island....

but you liking these kind of women tells me one thing...NO one can question your blackness going forward....all the Nuruto jokes go out the window now because only an old school black man would agree to hit that...

[Koolaid_Man]

this broke ass mother er that can't even pay off a $500 bet giving kobe financial advice

what's even more perplexing is that I'm smart enough to give the advice....my night shift at Burger King starts soon....pretty soon I'll have the money saved up

[elmanutres]

all the Nuruto jokes go out the window now because only an old school black man would agree to hit that...

[Leetonidas]

Skinny asians are desperate for pussy they'll anything

[Koolaid_Man]

Skinny asians are desperate for pussy they'll anything

not true....they'll never a Yak...but a hard pipe hitting like Luva would

[Leetonidas]

Get his tiny asian out of your mouth you osexual

[RsxPiimp]

remove the candy jewelry and make up and what do you see:..MJ ing a

Too much

[RsxPiimp]

Skinny asians are desperate for pussy they'll anything

I see you speaking from experience

[Rogue]

the point most you young guys seem to have overlooked is that a doesn't only satisfy your carnal need, but also your mental need as well. The feeling of being loved, being important in someone else's mind... things that are supposed to give you way more pleasure than just a damp warm elastic sheath for your erected tbh.

on the other hand, however, you can't get too devoted to a mentally. You should be always aware that they're still es, just like your pets, they're still animals at a very basic level and they may bite you right in the ass if they feel like it. No matter how serious your looks when vowing to love your forever, she may still leave you for a richer dude any day imho.

[Leetonidas]

I see you speaking from experience

Considering I'm not asian, not really. Nice lame attempt at smack though