http://gawker.com/did-justin-bieber-...ium=socialflow
Probably not. But the story that's running in the half-reputable Panamanian newspaperCronicas is pretty amazing. According to a Panamanian pros ute, The Biebs rolled up on a Panama City nightclub at three A.M. earlier this week, leaving with ten women, including one who later claimed he was "un papacito" in bed.The story (which is in Spanish) goes like this: According to the unnamed sex worker (she spoke on condition of anonymity) Bieber and the ladies went back to his hotel where the Bieber began kissing the sex worker's "nose and face," while smoking weed with her.
Then things get real weird:
Me decía en inglés que si quería todo su semen, pero yo no entiendo inglés.Mi compañera me estaba traduciendo.or
He asked me in English if I wanted all of his semen, but I don't understand English. My friend was translating.Then the two, according, once again, to this anonymous source, had sex... "For an hour."
She spills the beans on some personal Bieber info:
Penis size? "He didn't have a very big or very small one. I believe it was so-so. Medium. I didn't say 'Whoa!'"
What positions? "I did everything with him. He had me in all the positions."
Where did he come? "On my breasts"
At the end of the night, Bieber allegedly gave the sex worker $500 and returned her and her friends to the club. Unfortunately, his would-be lover was unable to attend Bieber's concert the next night.
"No, I couldn't go because I had to work," she told Cronicas. "But I was with him, which is much better than a concert."
While this all adds up to a pretty unbelievable story, it's a totally great one nonetheless. And hey! He's been acting pretty wild lately. That being said, if any members of the independent Panamanian press would like to confirm the story, please drop us a line at [email protected]. Besos!
Could have been worse tbh. Good thing he didn't request a finger up his ass or some .
Also, looking extra milfish in that new avatar, mrsmaalox
Gee tanks
Also, looking extra milfish in that new avatar, mrsmaalox
Also, looking extra milfish in that new avatar, mrsmaalox
I always got the impression mrsmaloox was fat with the other avatar, which made me dislike her. This one is much better tbh.
That's not really a picture of mrsmaalox.
LMAO, thread derailed into a mrsmaalox feedback session.
Is that thumb a reference to the one that goes in the "stink"?
it's no surprise, as long as the pros ute ain't a shemale. Bieber is a class-one asshole which everyone knows, ing a cheap Caribbean sounds like the smallest crime you can expect such an asshole to do tbh.
Oh puhleeze! Aren't you the guy whose weight fluctuates by 50 lbs every year?
I dunno about you but I much prefer this to another butthurt/snitch derailment
20-25 lbs imo. I get back down after a couple of months normally.Oh puhleeze! Aren't you the guy whose weight fluctuates by 50 lbs every year?
Wanna know what stays big and thick year round, though? You can get it after your recent avatar change, just PM me tbh.
I bet you do. More pics? Maybe less clot...I mean red filter?I dunno about you but I much prefer this to another butthurt/snitch derailment
maalox is sexy
maalox looks like she has bell's palsy in that pic. the right side of her face is nice and smoov whole the left is all wrinkly. needless to say, i'd hit it. i love milf nurses, tbh. can't get enough of them at work.
I hear ya.
You all think he tapped this fine ass?
It looks like her head is superimposed on a mannequin in the left pic.You all think he tapped this fine ass?
lol bieber had a translator just for pros utes
doesn't have no ass at all tbh, just another proof that bieber is a . I bet he went for that asshole rather than the vagina tbh.
Get back on topic, fool. This discussion is about mrsmaalox.You all think he tapped this fine ass?
That Yoko Ono?
bruh, this is like your 3rd or 4th beiber thread...chill out.
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