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  1. #1
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    Who out there has a big buffed out voodoo doll with...Avante...written on it in magic marker?

    Check it out...

    Seattle is one of the best home teams in the league, they haven't lost a game there since Russell Wilson showed up. The Tampa Bay Buc's could be the worst team in the league, talk about a huge mismatch, what's 15.5, the Seahawks are going win this easily. So I pull the trigger.

    Are you kidding me?

    Houston at home in a ..must win...situation, I have a big lead, , I even went to Target, I have this one in the bag. I get back to find..... Houstons coach is in the hospital? You gotta be kidding.

    I never bet on Oakland they are too...????...but the Eagles have QB problems, so what happens..............a second string QB throws for 23 TD's.

    Now tomorrow night I have the Packers, they are 4-1 ATS in the last five vs the Bears who have QB's problems. Aaron Rodgers on MNF with a running game....whoa!

    Here's what I'm going to do, I'm going to play 1100 to win 1000 on the Packers to cover, if they don't I;m done making picks this season.


    I deserve an ass kicking, go ahead I deserve it.
    Last edited by Avante; 11-04-2013 at 01:27 AM.

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    Avante is an old got.

  3. #3
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    Avante is an old got.
    Make that ...Avante is an old stupid got.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    It's not voodoo or bad luck, you just are what your record says you are - a horrible NFL bettor who thinks he's a "betting expert"....

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    Voodoo doesn't feed my kids or put clothes on their back. Tailing your bets takes them away, though

  6. #6
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    It's not voodoo or bad luck, you just are what your record says you are - a horrible NFL bettor who thinks he's a "betting expert"....
    I hear ya, a total failure, suck long and hard.

    But.....every play I make is statiscally/trends the right one, what else can a player do?
    Last edited by Avante; 11-04-2013 at 01:28 AM.

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    But.....every play I make is statiscally/trends the right one, what else an a player do?
    IS that your new excuse?

    "I made the correct play, it's not my fault reality didn't agree!!!!!"

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    But.....every play I make is statiscally/trends the right one
    Apparently not, since you continue to put up under .500 records ATS every week....

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    IS that your new excuse?

    "I made the correct play, it's not my fault reality didn't agree!!!!!"
    Well look at the numbers, every game I play all the numbers are on my side. I do the homework.

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    Well look at the numbers, every game I play all the numbers are on my side. I do the homework.
    I guess you don't know the NFL as well as you think you do, tbh....

    otherwise, why do you suck so much at betting?

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    Apparently not, since you continue to put up under .500 records ATS every week....
    Maybe I need to stop dealing in trends/stats and just go with my gut feelings.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    Maybe I need to stop dealing in trends/stats and just go with my gut feelings.
    Or maybe just grow a pair, drop the foolish pride, and admit that you suck at this and aren't really a "betting expert" or "NFL historian," tbh....

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    I guess you don't know the NFL as well as you think you do, tbh....

    otherwise, why do you suck so much at betting?
    Dude, I can talk 1920 NFL..trust me. I need to stop over thinking things, many times my first thought would be my best.

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    Or maybe just grow a pair, drop the foolish pride, and admit that you suck at this and aren't really a "betting expert" or "NFL historian," tbh....
    I go back to 1920 little guy, there is no player I;m not aware of, yep...historian.

    I need to go back to an old method that I used to use.

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    1920 doesn't mean jack when it comes to this year's teams, tbh....

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    1920 doesn't mean jack when it comes to this year's teams, tbh....
    I was talking about being an historian, which I am.

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    Well look at the numbers, every game I play all the numbers are on my side. I do the homework.
    your record says the numbers aren't on your side

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I wish my bookie would accept your excuses.

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    Is there no one else? AchillesHeel's Avatar
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    I feel your pain, how the do the Chargers not get a TD with 4 downs and multiple timeouts to use, 1 yard from the line?

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    I feel your pain, how the do the Chargers not get a TD with 4 downs and multiple timeouts to use, 1 yard from the line?
    It's the Chargers, logic and reason don't apply

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    I want to say the Ravens lost because of poor coaching and the Browns stepping up. But we all know the real reason they lost.

























    Damn you, Avante . Damn you.

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    Here's what I'm going to do, I'm going to play 1100 to win 1000 on the Packers to cover, if they don't I;m done making picks this season.
    there goes Chris's cig money for the next 6 months

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    Here's what I'm going to do, I'm going to play 1100 to win 1000 on the Packers to cover, if they don't I;m done making picks this season.
    good day, sir

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    I want to say the Ravens lost because of poor coaching and the Browns stepping up. But we all know the real reason they lost.








    Damn you, Avante . Damn you.
    How's your O line doing, and is Rice looking any better?

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    Even Mason's alleged picks last year are better than Avante's picks this year

    Maybe they really WERE Mason's picks

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