Raptors: ElNono

[DMC]

Lakaluva (Offline) New to JF

Posts: 13 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Laka Land

Looking for a Connection - 12-19-2011, 09:29 PM

こんにちは forum,

I am waiting for that special someone. Luva has dated and been disappointed by the offerings out there, to many women seem to care only about comparing me to ohter guys they have dated, and then they don't hang around long enough to really get to know the silky smoothness of Luva.

I've tried the dating website thing, but those girls are often guys, and I've been embarrassed at least once, well into a date when the truth rudely flops out. pokes out or, on one occasion, is "formally introduced" to me.

I would like to keep it simple though, Japanese women only and even then I am not interested in fat ones. You can be fat on your own time, that's fine, I don't have anything against you, I just like my softness in specific areas, not all over.

Let me break it down for you though:

I am a Pakistani male, age ... let's say less than 35 but old enough to be well versed in the finer sex.

I am a fantastic lover, and I can cook. I have the full collection of Naruto Shippuden. I have action figures and one of my hobbies is to spend days going around my apartment being the Ghost of Gashir. It's really fun to escape into a different world.

I am a professional restuaranteur, with emphasis on fine dining. I am not overweight, in fact I would say I am slim.

I was an all star in high school basketball, and I can still keep it wet from downtown if you know what I mean.

Drop me a PM, let me know about you though, like what do you think of me?

I also love the Lakers, most of all, and even though I have considered becoming a Heat fat, I will probably just keep my head down until this mediocer craze blows over.

Thanks for reading..

Luva

[DMC]

Lakaluva (Offline) New to JF

Posts: 13 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Laka Land

07-24-2011, 06:27 PM

Preach on! I don't have a lot of stuff, and I don't need much to survive. I have my DVD player, my Naruto collectables and a Kobe Bryant bobblehead that I keep on my night stand. It actually has a light inside so I hope to find a converter when I come to Japan. I also have some tract lighting but I would let that go before I left here.

I think small things are cute. I have often wanted to miminize my possessions and just exist as the Ghost of Gashir, but we know that's probably just a fantasy.

[DMC]

Lakaluva (Offline) New to JF

Posts: 13 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Laka Land

07-24-2011, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macok Kimi ga nozomu eien

Your user name is very unique.

[DMC]

Lakaluva (Offline) New to JF

Posts: 13 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Laka Land

07-24-2011, 01:57 AM

I am Pakistani, I will date you at least once to see if we mesh, and if we don't, that's fine too.

I know what the black woman wants, and I know how to give it to her. No I am not talking about sex, but mentally stimulating conversation about Japanese things. I love Japanese culture and anime. I also am gainfully employed, though currently "in transition" so a coffee shop or something along those lines would be great.

Hit me up.

[elmanutres]

Lakaluva (Offline) New to JF

Posts: 13 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Laka Land

even though I have considered becoming a Heat fat [sic]

[Calispursfan11]

WTF. Is this some new Lakaluva discovered by Spurfan? I'm assuming this has finally exterminated him from this board, yeah?

[elmanutres]

Lakaluva (Offline) New to JF

Posts: 13 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Laka Land

I know what the black woman wants, and I know how to give it to her. No I am not talking about sex, but mentally stimulating conversation about Japanese things.

Dam dmc with the goods. Even to this day luva continues to get exposed even more.

[DMC]

http://www.japanforum.com/forum/sear...archid=1166182

[Calispursfan11]

http://www.japanforum.com/forum/sear...archid=1166182

Horry , who found this ROFL

[DMC]

Horry , who found this ROFL

who posted it?

[Calispursfan11]

who posted it?

Yeah, who posted.

[DMC]

Yeah, who posted.

No I'm asking you.

[Calispursfan11]

No I'm asking you.

So this is some new ruva you found, lol. Good work. What was the search query. I'm curious.

[lefty]

[Robz4000]

RIP Narutoluva

[Rogue]

didn't know naruto has a similar taste as sushi...

[HI-FI]

Lakaluva (Offline) New to JF

Posts: 13 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: In Laka Land

Looking for a Connection - 12-19-2011, 09:29 PM

こんにちは forum,

I am waiting for that special someone. Luva has dated and been disappointed by the offerings out there, to many women seem to care only about comparing me to ohter guys they have dated, and then they don't hang around long enough to really get to know the silky smoothness of Luva.

I've tried the dating website thing, but those girls are often guys, and I've been embarrassed at least once, well into a date when the truth rudely flops out. pokes out or, on one occasion, is "formally introduced" to me.

I would like to keep it simple though, Japanese women only and even then I am not interested in fat ones. You can be fat on your own time, that's fine, I don't have anything against you, I just like my softness in specific areas, not all over.

Let me break it down for you though:

I am a Pakistani male, age ... let's say less than 35 but old enough to be well versed in the finer sex.

I am a fantastic lover, and I can cook. I have the full collection of Naruto Shippuden. I have action figures and one of my hobbies is to spend days going around my apartment being the Ghost of Gashir. It's really fun to escape into a different world.

I am a professional restuaranteur, with emphasis on fine dining. I am not overweight, in fact I would say I am slim.

I was an all star in high school basketball, and I can still keep it wet from downtown if you know what I mean.

Drop me a PM, let me know about you though, like what do you think of me?

I also love the Lakers, most of all, and even though I have considered becoming a Heat fat, I will probably just keep my head down until this mediocer craze blows over.

Thanks for reading..

Luva

please tell me someone set up a troll account for Ghost of Gashir. holy if this is real.

[benefactor]

It's Luva. DMC is the goods when it comes to internet investigation.

[Brazil]

this thread delivers

[AchillesHeel]

Best thread in a long while

[jmard5]

[Jodelo]

Kori, sweetie, the ElNono thread has run its course, real talk

[spurraider21]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the es I know, Senjogahara. She is really ing hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my . I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my . Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my . There had to have been about two pints of everywhere. People say I like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

I figured you out.... you were one of those kids that thought he would be cool rooting for the lakers rival, you thought you would be the "cool" kid who didnt cheer for the home team. Then you realized that even your parents hated you for making such a silly decision,you ended up losing your friends, and going to in manic depression mode, which eventually lead to your failure of some classes at UCLA. Thats when the epiphany happened and you decided to come to ST and make internet friends... People who "understand" you. It all make sense now, slowly its all piecing together. You have no one with common interest, you just suck off everything thats anti lakers. Damn you and CN have some sad pathetic lives, at least your going to try and go to LW School with your bio chem degree, and make something happen out of your pathetic miserable life.

[hehateme]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the es I know, Senjogahara. She is really ing hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my . I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my . Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my . There had to have been about two pints of everywhere. People say I like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

koon-aids copy pasta approved.

[TrainOfThought5]

"V-Tec kicked in"

... i dropped my phone in laughter