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What are things that you do occasionally that make you feel like a moron, tbh?..
- Once every month or 2, I'll take a shower and forget that all my towels are in the laundry, tbh..then I have to either figure out a way to dry myself, or drip all over my floor on the way to get towels..
- Buying groceries, going to pay at the cash, getting distracted, then taking the change/receipt and walking away without the bags..
Last edited by HarlemHeat37; 11-07-2013 at 08:26 PM.
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What an original reply from such a unique poster, tbh..
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Sometimes I answer my own questions. One time I hooked up with a honey in SPI during Spring Break and she was clowning on me because we was about to get down and I asked her a question and then answered it myself. Of course I didn't do it knowingly so she couldn't stop laughing. Still got laid tho.
Twice Ive paid at a drive-thru, gotten my drink and took off without getting the rest of the order.
Twice Ive paid at a drive-thru, gotten my drink and took off without getting the rest of the order.
One time after i got my food I sat there while she was staring at me cause I thought they had something else to bring me, lol I was trippin.Twice Ive paid at a drive-thru, gotten my drink and took off without getting the rest of the order.
Yeah, the drive-thru window people were cracking up about it but I just laughed it off tbh. Happens to the best of us imo.
That's called being high as giraffe pussyTwice Ive paid at a drive-thru, gotten my drink and took off without getting the rest of the order.
Put 40 on pump 11- thrn had to drive back after I realized i was a block away.
Twice Ive paid at a drive-thru, gotten my drink and took off without getting the rest of the order.That's a good one.
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Days like today when I decide to try a different route home from work thinking there might be a random route that has significantly less traffic.
coke...but I wised up and quit
Did you talk to her about Jesus?Sometimes I answer my own questions. One time I hooked up with a honey in SPI during Spring Break and she was clowning on me because we was about to get down and I asked her a question and then answered it myself. Of course I didn't do it knowingly so she couldn't stop laughing. Still got laid tho.
Pretty sure Trill did that intentionally, and didn't come back except to rob the place.
Back in the day, you could fill up with gas and then go pay. I was drunk as and tried to fill up. But it was late and this station made you pay first. I went and paid, then got in my car and drove off. Heard a loud POP and realized I never took the hose out of my car and never put any gas in. But I figured I had enough to get me back to the hotel which was about 15 miles down I20. Made it back. The next morning, when walking to my car, I noticed 6 feet of hose hanging out of my gas tank. I couldn't stop laughing, thinking about me driving down the highway with that hanging out of my car. Can't imagine how the conversation would go if I got pulled over. "How is it going officer? Was I speeding?"
masturbation.
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Running into things...corners of cabinet tops, door frames, etc. More than once I've hit my head on my car getting into it too fast and not ducking low enough. I really cracked it hard once in the work parking lot. Had to play off how bad it hurt while looking around to make sure no one saw me do it.
Fixing something at home...taking out screws and putting them too close to me while still working and thinking "I know where they are, I won't hit them." forget about them two seconds later and kick them all over the place. Spend the next 20 minutes looking for them.
Reading Bouton's posts in the political forum.
Going into the political forum because the partisan bull displayed by everyone there (including but not limited to ^^) is totally ludicrous.
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