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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    Well folks, Week 10 for the BQ was about as successful as the Tuskegee Experiments. The weekly grades are shown in the old format. Midterm Grade attached at the end.

    The Good:

    Russell Wilson: Even when you're dealt pocket rockets, you still have to make sure not to fold the hand, I guess. Props to RW for riding his aces. After all elite black QB's don't grow on trees, but they certainly swing from them. Week 10: A-. Midterm: B

    The Bad:

    Cawnbread: Really neat stats--all accrued in the first half. He did NOTHING in the 2nd half when his team needed a leader to step up. Some people will blame Garcon--the same Garcon who made wild, body-contorting receptions for the win against San Diego the previous week. Such is life for the BQ apologist, I suppose. Grade: C+. Midterm: D

    The Ugly:

    Kraep and (combined): That's basically what this game looked like…a giant and puddle, one you'd find in the back of any NYC taxi. Get a load of this combined effort: 27/54, 260 yds, 0 td's, 2 ints, 1 fumble, and 10 sacks. It was impossible to watch this game w/o at least 6 beers and 2 vicodin. Stanley Kubrick could've had Malcolm McDowell watch these BQ's instead in Clockwork Orange with his eyelids pried open…the scene would've been much more believable imo. Both and Kraep get an F for their performance.

    Kraep's Midterm: D
    's Midterm: C

    Terrelle Pryor: Not much left to say about him…Al Davis still haunts this franchise. Grade: F. Midterm: C-

    EJ Manuel: This one hurts. It's akin to finding out your son is gay, tbh. That painful moment when your supposed franchise QB has 79 passing yds and 2 TO's halfway through the 4th quarter. I'm sure his future is bright, though. Grade: F. Midterm: D

    Seneca Wallace: Props to him for knowing he's in over his head and faking an injury. For that he earns a C

    DNP:

    Jason Campbell - The Black Panthers must be exhilarated that he's coming back this week to restore some dignity to the BQ. JC can put the Browns in the playoff hunt with a sweep of Cincy next week. Midterm: A

    Dog Electrocuter: Will Chip Kelly trip over his own and put him back in? If he does, the locker room leaders need to step up and take Vick out--should only require one form-tackle to break his ribs, tear his hamstring, and give him a concussion. F and F

    Josh Freeman: Happy trails, Chia-head. You'll always have 2010. F

    Geno Smith: Anyone else feel cheated that we didn't get to see Curious Geno this week?
    Last edited by Chief Brody; 11-12-2013 at 11:47 AM.

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    Veteran N0 LyF3 ScRuB's Avatar
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    @ and Kraep... it's called GOOD defenses you're playing a against... you know... something the Patriots haven't yet faced

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    It's actually called folding against any team with a pulse per the usual and Kaep regressing into the clipboard holder he was meant to be, tbh....

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    DNP:

    Jason Campbell - The Black Panthers must be exhilarated that he's coming back this week to restore some dignity to the BQ. JC can put the Browns in the playoff hunt with a sweep of Cincy next week. Midterm: A

    Dog Electrocuter: Will Chip Kelly trip over his own and put him back in? If he does, the locker room leaders need to step up and take Vick out--should only require one form-tackle to break his ribs, tear his hamstring, and give him a concussion. F and F

    Josh Freeman: Happy trails, Chia-head. You'll always have 2010. F

    Geno Smith: Anyone else feel cheated that we didn't get to see Curious Geno this week?

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    haha...the Geno Smith and Josh Freeman remarks!

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    you're a phony Holden_Caulfield's Avatar
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    wilson using his native american roots to never bet against the house

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    Is there no one else? AchillesHeel's Avatar
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    Dog Electrocuter

    Thread always delivers

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    Thanks CB, great read per par

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    Erryday I'm Hustlin' Robz4000's Avatar
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    Solid report once again

    at the Ugly and Curious Geno

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    The Buffalo Bills.... where rebuilding is measured in decades. EJ Manuel is a flat out joke but he's very characteristic of a Bills draft pick.

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    The Buffalo Bills.... where rebuilding is measured in decades. EJ Manuel is a flat out joke but he's very characteristic of a Bills draft pick.
    "The Celtics will beat the Heat."

    "The Bulls will beat the Heat."


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    The Buffalo Bills.... where rebuilding is measured in decades. EJ Manuel is a flat out joke but he's very characteristic of a Bills draft pick.
    Aren't you the got who swore that LeBron would never ring as the first option?

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    "The Celtics will beat the Heat."

    "The Bulls will beat the Heat."

    "Ryan Fitzpatrick is the real deal."

    "The Buffalo Bills will win the Super Bowl."


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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    You took those at face value?

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    Aren't you the got who swore that LeBron would never ring as the first option?
    I swore you couldn't build your team around Lebron to win a ring. Lebron is the "help" on the heat. If it wasn't for the Heat's three point barrage vs the Thunder, there wuld be no ring no' 1. If there was no Ray Allen in Game 6 to save Lebron's bacon, there would be no ring no. 2. I think your getting caught up in empty stats where Lebron fills the stat sheet. He had plenty of those in Cleveland.

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    So you're sticking to your ty takes?

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    Some of us stick with our ty takes while others backtrack after making ty takes because of sheer embarrassment. I guess I'm the former.

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    Some of us stick with our ty takes while others backtrack after making ty takes because of sheer embarrassment. I guess I'm the former.
    I actually lol'd

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I don't think that came out the way he planned

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    Yo DD...Are you sold on EJ Manuel being the franchise QB? With him being banged up already, do you see him being alive for the long haul?

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    Nah...i would be going on nothing but blind faith to say otherwise. Fortunately though, when you're used to a ty team and QB play you tend to be more grounded when assessing things. He's already having knee problems and he hasn't even started half a season...furthermore, he's slow as in his progressions. He'll get the obligatory 2-3 years and ultimately amount to nothing.

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