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  1. #26
    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    Hmmm..seems quite simple IMO.

    1. Get paid to take

    2. Don't get paid to take

    No brainer.

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    It has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps?
    The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.

    Weird
    I've asked this very same question. The response that I received is that they drink coffee before and on the way to work. The coffee kicks in and then they head straight to the crappier.

    The explanations above are pretty much right on.
    Coffee has lots of oil and is a great laxative.
    Trust me, you're a lot happier this way than if they don't take a .

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    Pretty much what everyone else said. Big bowl of frosted mini wheats plus coffee equals massive dump and hour or so later.

    There's one set of private bathrooms everyone uses at the far end of the hospital...and it's the same ting crew every morning.

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    Pretty much what everyone else said. Big bowl of frosted mini wheats plus coffee equals massive dump and hour or so later.

    There's one set of private bathrooms everyone uses at the far end of the hospital...and it's the same ting crew every morning.
    I made the private handicapped restroom my office. Lol at the non-handicapped people coming up and shaking the handle only to find it's already occupied.

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    you americans put toilet paper on top of the seat so it could protect your ass from contacting with the previous ass that sat there before huh

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    I made the private handicapped restroom my office. Lol at the non-handicapped people coming up and shaking the handle only to find it's already occupied.

    I said "strange" sense of humor, but, dude, that is a little weird.
    That is more "odd" and "quirky" than strange, or maybe real strange.
    It doesn't tale much to entertain you, does it?
    No offense meant.

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    you americans put toilet paper on top of the seat so it could protect your ass from contacting with the previous ass that sat there before huh

    Us Americans?
    You?

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    I said "strange" sense of humor, but, dude, that is a little weird.
    That is more "odd" and "quirky" than strange, or maybe real strange.
    It doesn't tale much to entertain you, does it?
    No offense meant.
    What's weird about wanting to take a at work in comfort with a stand alone handicapped restroom opposed to the regular community one?

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    What's weird about wanting to take a at work in comfort with a stand alone handicapped restroom opposed to the regular community one?
    Nothing wrong with that. I like the handicap stalls the best too, but what is weird is laughing at the non-handicapped jiggling the handles of full stalls?
    Do you seriously see nothing a bit odd about that?

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    Nothing wrong with that. I like the handicap stalls the best too, but what is weird is laughing at the non-handicapped jiggling the handles of full stalls?
    Do you seriously see nothing a bit odd about that?

    No fool, I'm laughing at the non-handicapped people who are trying to use the handicapped restroom I'm occupying but got beat to it.

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    No fool, I'm laughing at the non-handicapped people who are trying to use the handicapped restroom I'm occupying but got beat to it.

    Oh, ok, I see what you mean now.
    Damn!
    You probably did it to me!
    But when you laugh, is it quietly inside you, or is it vocally so it can be heard?
    Now, there is the rub!

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    Hmmm..seems quite simple IMO.

    1. Get paid to take

    2. Don't get paid to take

    No brainer.
    I actually took joy in the amount of time they paid me to

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    Hmmm..seems quite simple IMO.

    1. Get paid to take

    2. Don't get paid to take

    No brainer.
    so you have job that requires you to punch a clock..what kind of uniforms do you wear...

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    Men love to and piss

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    so you have job that requires you to punch a clock..what kind of uniforms do you wear...
    You really have such simple logic for someone so highly successful. Taking a while working salary is still paying you while taking a . Thank god you have a 400K vehicle and over a million dollar home because these broads sure ain't gonna you for your brain.

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    Men love to and piss
    Lol, piss too? I mean maybe that first one in the morning but after that it's BAU.

    But when you laugh, is it quietly inside you, or is it vocally so it can be heard?
    Loud, vocally so they know it's occupied.
    Last edited by DJR210; 11-12-2013 at 11:57 PM.

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    Lol, piss too? I mean maybe that first one in the morning but after that it's BAU.



    Loud, vocally so they know it's occupied.

    Then that is funny, I have to admit.

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    Men love to and piss
    judy is the one that brought it up, amiga.

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    Men love to and piss
    Men like to eat and drink. The rest just kind of happens naturally.

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    judy is the one that brought it up, amiga.
    She was "obviously" responding to no one in particular, but rather in general to the equally obvious direction that the tread was going in, or did this escape your notice?
    Another example of the "baiting tactics" you seem so fond of, only this time aimed at Mrs.M.
    Is this your m.o.?

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    Excrement humor!

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    I every morning around 6-7am before I go to work or school tbh

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    You really have such simple logic for someone so highly successful. Taking a while working salary is still paying you while taking a . Thank god you have a 400K vehicle and over a million dollar home because these broads sure ain't gonna you for your brain.
    He is literally re ed, logic isn't in his vocabulary tbh

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    I every morning around 6-7am before I go to work or school tbh


    Too much information.

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