Lakers: Kobe Will Dominate the League Upon His Return

[Calispursfan11]

You're a ing idiot. Roll back over and continue sucking off your boyfriend. When we want something from your mouth, we'll just ask him for it directly.

I remember how this ended for you last time... Are you ready for some more?

[Calispursfan11]

Amazing how all you self-professed veteran posters (DMC "cough" Pakiboy "cough") are too dense to understand what this thread is all about. Amazing. Some of you claim to have college educations even. WOWWW.

[NRHector]

I used to despise the Mamba simply for the impediment to success he has presented to the rest of the league including the Spurs. But as he has aged, I have reluctantly grown to really appreciate the Mamba. I truly believe that he will be back soon and that he will not only be at the level he was at last year, but better. He will inspire this young, talented squad to a playoff run and potentially take them deep into the playoffs. The Mamba knows that his window is closing but unlike Nash who is clearly done, Kobe has a superstar level year or two left at this level of dominance or above. Make no mistake. Not since Jordan has there been a combination of such a mentally tough and driven, well conditioned, physically superior athlete in the NBA. Kobe will be back and with a vengeance even if only to make the naysayers look dumb. Look out everyone including the Heat, tbh. I hear footsteps and it's the Lakers when Kobe returns in a couple of weeks tbh... You laugh now, but I will bump this thread when my prophecy comes true.

There's help for addiction, please get some

[jimbo]

[lefty]

I used to despise the Mamba simply for the impediment to success he has presented to the rest of the league including the Spurs. But as he has aged, I have reluctantly grown to really appreciate the Mamba. I truly believe that he will be back soon and that he will not only be at the level he was at last year, but better. He will inspire this young, talented squad to a playoff run and potentially take them deep into the playoffs. The Mamba knows that his window is closing but unlike Nash who is clearly done, Kobe has a superstar level year or two left at this level of dominance or above. Make no mistake. Not since Jordan has there been a combination of such a mentally tough and driven, well conditioned, physically superior athlete in the NBA. Kobe will be back and with a vengeance even if only to make the naysayers look dumb. Look out everyone including the Heat, tbh. I hear footsteps and it's the Lakers when Kobe returns in a couple of weeks tbh... You laugh now, but I will bump this thread when my prophecy comes true.

[DMC]

Amazing how all you self-professed veteran posters (DMC "cough" Pakiboy "cough") are too dense to understand what this thread is all about. Amazing. Some of you claim to have college educations even. WOWWW.

"Hey look yall, I was trolling... see that, I was trolling. I got my troll on, was really reelin' them in and yall didn't know it... I'm ellte"

You try too hard, so just keep sucking that , something you're good at that at least you get something for.

[HarlemHeat37]

"Hey look yall, I was trolling... see that, I was trolling. I got my troll on, was really reelin' them in and yall didn't know it... I'm ellte"

You try too hard, so just keep sucking that , something you're good at that at least you get something for.

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[ElNono]

"Hey look yall, I was trolling... see that, I was trolling. I got my troll on, was really reelin' them in and yall didn't know it... I'm ellte"

You try too hard, so just keep sucking that , something you're good at that at least you get something for.

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[Calispursfan11]

"Hey look yall, I was trolling... see that, I was trolling. I got my troll on, was really reelin' them in and yall didn't know it... I'm ellte"

You try too hard, so just keep sucking that , something you're good at that at least you get something for.

If you spent less time responding to my posts and swallowing Harlem's paki , your wife might be borderline satisfied. As it is, she's probably been sucking on someone like technique's rod or at least feeling like it. She doesn't want a small- asshole intellectual who spends all his time on a stupid internet board. She wants some nice, Technique-like bag sausage up her ass. Cheers

[Calispursfan11]

[DMC]

If you spent less time responding to my posts and swallowing Harlem's paki , your wife might be borderline satisfied. As it is, she's probably been sucking on someone like technique's rod or at least feeling like it. She doesn't want a small- asshole intellectual who spends all his time on a stupid internet board. She wants some nice, Technique-like bag sausage up her ass. Cheers

Make several reposts about how others spend too much time online. Then let's discuss Kobe's return to greatness bro... you too can be a forum oracle (not really).

[baseline bum]

Only thing Kobe's going to be dominating is the ball every possession tbh

[ace3g]

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA
After seven months rehabbing a torn Achilles, Kobe Bryant has returned to Lakers practice, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

[Splits]

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA
After seven months rehabbing a torn Achilles, Kobe Bryant has returned to Lakers practice, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant says he would be healthy enough to play right now if there was a playoff game.“I feel like I’m ahead of schedule,” Bryant told former teammate Rick Fox in an interview for NBA TV, via ESPNLosAngeles.com. “If there was a playoff game tonight, I’d play. I’d play. I don’t know how effective I’d be, but I would play.

Warrior

playoffs

[jeebus]

One half ass practice in and he's already chucking, bricking, nuking team chemistry, and making his teammates worse.

[Killakobe81]

Not good for team tank ...he could help us win a close game we might ordinarily lose.

[DMC]

Not good for team tank ...he could help us win a close game we might ordinarily lose.

Like he did last season?

[Killakobe81]

Like he did last season?

Yep just like last year ...we miss playoffs without him busting his ass and tearing his Achilles in btyhe process.

[DMC]

Yep just like last year ...we miss playoffs without him busting his ass and tearing his Achilles in btyhe process.

Now he's a martyr. He quit just 2 games shy of the playoffs because he didn't want to be part of this:

NBA Playoffs - Western Conference First Round
Gm.	Date			Opponent	Score						Series Status					Streak
1	Apr 21, 2013	Lakers	@	San Antonio Spurs	L	79	-	91			Spurs lead	0	-	1		lost 1
2	Apr 24, 2013	Lakers	@	San Antonio Spurs	L	91	-	102			Spurs lead	0	-	2		lost 2
3	Apr 26, 2013	Lakers	vs.	San Antonio Spurs	L	89	-	120			Spurs lead	0	-	3		lost 3
4	Apr 28, 2013	Lakers	vs.	San Antonio Spurs	L	82	-	103			Spurs win	0	-	4		lost 4

El Nono called it months in advance; Kobe would have some season ending injury to avoid the playoff embarrassment of either not making it or getting destroyed. There was a 50/50 scenario where he wanted to rack up points towards a record, but didn't want to be shamed. The solution was for him to get his points then exit just prior to the embarrassment. Oh but he had a Achilles tear. Right.

[Stabula]

Kobe will never be the same at his age with a torn achilles but the biggest drop off will probably be defensively.

[Baseline]

If you mean leading the league in shots taken, yes, this could happen.