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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    For the past few years, one team gets way too excited about the fact that they beat New England in a regular season game. They overcelebrate like they just won the ing Super Bowl and generally don't act like a team deserving of an actual championship. Will Carolina be the team to get to hang the 2013 We Beat The Patriots banner up?

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    2012 Seattle Seahawks, or "Wait, We Have To Win A le By Playing Away From Home? ."
    2011 Buffalo Bills, or "Once A Decade Is Pretty Damn Good!"
    2010 Cleveland Browns, or "We're The Browns, What The Else Can We Cheer About?"
    2009 (tie) Denver Broncos, or "Josh McDaniels Is Taking Us All The Way!"
    2009 (tie) Houston Texans, or "Next Year Is Our Year, For Real This Time!"
    2008 Miami Dophins, or "The Wildcat Will Revolutionize The NFL!"

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    Damn right we celebrated! Down by how many points and came back on that ass! Regular season super bowl win, tbh.

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    Damn right we celebrated! Down by how many points and came back on that ass! Regular season super bowl win, tbh.
    Plus, Tom was talking smack all through the game.


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    butthurt

    I have a drinking game for you. Each time a butthurt Patriots fan says "monkey ball" take a shot, and then take a shot every time old man Brady gets hit. You may be wasted before the end of the first

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    butthurt

    I have a drinking game for you. Each time a butthurt Patriots fan says "monkey ball" take a shot, and then take a shot every time old man Brady gets hit. You may be wasted before the end of the first
    How bout take a double shot each time your QB has made it to a SB....well nevermind...

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    Veteran N0 LyF3 ScRuB's Avatar
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    How bout take a double shot each time your QB has made it to a SB....well nevermind...


    Newton >>> Gayprick

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    I'm a mono fan tbh but this sounds like he is making an excuse and/or accepting defeat

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I'm a mono fan tbh but this sounds like he is making an excuse and/or accepting defeat
    Not making excuses tbh, just exploring the phenomenon of how a regular season win over NE produces extreme semen clouds for certain teams that can't handle it like professionals. I think Carolina is plenty capable of beating the Patriots, and I fully expect a bunch of re ed overcelebrating by the Panthers and their fans if they do win. All week in Carolina they've been talking up this game like it's the Super Bowl so I'm sure, if the Panthers win, they'll be more than happy to hang up their "We Beat The Patriots" banner and forget there's still 2+ months of football left to play.

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    sup? hehateme's Avatar
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    Don't think I've ever touted kaep on this board or intend to. I was more of a fan of Smith's work as a pocket passer than kaep will ever be. But good try. double shot for kaep at least making one SB in his life though...

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    Carolina is on a win streak but havnt gotten full credit because it's come against teams. A win against the Pats will sort of validate what they've done, and would put them at 7-3, in great position to make the playoffs for the first time in the Newton era. I can see why they will be boastful. I do agree with Lincoln though. I'm certain you will bump this thread in the event of a Pats loss in a sort of "I told you so" show, and this thread will be completely ignored in the event of a win. Sort of like when guys say "yeah my team is gna lose" so in the event of a loss they try to dodge smack talk by saying "lol I'm smart I saw this coming" and if they win it's like "oh well I was wrong but I guess we da best"

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    Aaron Dobson could tie Louis Murphy for career TD receptions tonight. Not likely, but possible.

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    I'm hoping he doesn't. I need a big game from Gronk

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I have Gronk and Kuechly left, but I already have 206.6 points. 216.9 is the league record, so I'm gonna make FF history tonight

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    I need 34 fr gronk to make up for the ass pounding I got from big rape

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    the Browns beat the Patriots?

    i had to double check det one

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    Peyton Hillis went HAM that day iirc. Rob Ryan was masturbating on the sidelines

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    Off Topic: DD did you see that jackass who fell from the top of Ralph Wilson? Funny Darwinistic !

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    the Browns beat the Patriots?

    i had to double check det one
    There was like a 4-5 game stretch in 2010 when Hillis and Cart McCry were beasting for the Browns.

    Then they went back to being the Browns.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Carolina is on a win streak but havnt gotten full credit because it's come against teams. A win against the Pats will sort of validate what they've done, and would put them at 7-3, in great position to make the playoffs for the first time in the Newton era. I can see why they will be boastful. I do agree with Lincoln though. I'm certain you will bump this thread in the event of a Pats loss in a sort of "I told you so" show, and this thread will be completely ignored in the event of a win. Sort of like when guys say "yeah my team is gna lose" so in the event of a loss they try to dodge smack talk by saying "lol I'm smart I saw this coming" and if they win it's like "oh well I was wrong but I guess we da best"
    I haven't talked any smack or given much of a about this game. I just read alot of what the players, coaches, and writers in the Carolinas are saying, and it seems like they're primed to ejaculate all over the field in the event of a win. I'm not predicting anything or hedging anything, except the semen cloud in the event of a Carolina victory. They're treating it like a Super Bowl, just like Seattle last year and Houston that one year and Rex Ryan every game.

    I'm not trying to dodge . If they win i'll be happy. If they lose i'll be pissed. Considering they're coming off a bye week they should win this game. And if they lose then the panthers will overcelebrate.

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    IMO the Dolphins are tied with the Texans and Broncos for 2009. After Chad Henne led a 2nd half comeback against one of the worst Tom Brady led Patriots teams there've been, Dolphinfan was raving about how the Dolphins were the best 7-9 team in NFL history and how good Chad Henne was gonna be.

    Also, given how much the Panthers ejaculated about their almost-victory in 2009 and acted as if they actually won the game, it's safe to say the semen cloud will be out of control if they actually win today

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    if panthers D is for real and gets pressure on Brady, I'll take Panthers over patriots.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    The semen cloud tonight is epic, not only in the Carolinas but apparently all over black america. Giant semen clouds spotted over DC, Atlanta, Compton, and Gary Indiana tbh.

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I would say Detroit too, but they'll find out tomorrow via newspaper since the power's still off

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    The semen cloud tonight is epic, not only in the Carolinas but apparently all over black america. Giant semen clouds spotted over DC, Atlanta, Compton, and Gary Indiana tbh.
    Don't forget the 5th Ward, Oak Cliff and most of New Orleans.

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    Is there no one else? AchillesHeel's Avatar
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    It was a close game, and we got robbed at the end, but that's life.

    Good game, Newton made some real clutch plays in the 4th and it was just about enough to win it, what cost us were the 3rd downs and that last play, where we missed the tackle on 2nd and 15 or whatever it was.

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