Lakers: Worst whip in history

[JohnnyMax]

I bet Gasol, Bynum and Shaq could lift that car up

[D-Wade]

6 miles to 24 gallons

Not only that but when you call it a gas-guzzler, it QUITS. Doesn't even run.

[Killakobe81]

probably rear ends white cars without their permission all the time

I gotta admit, that was funny Ray ...

[Killakobe81]

It could use a european advanced driver assistance system and some Diesel

Also good ... the rest of the jokes ...lame.

[Clipper Nation]

I heard it goes from 6 to 24 mph in 48 minutes....

[hater]

being the king in china don't mean .

a homeless bum might agree. but a business man looking to selll in the biggest market in the world might disagree

[buttsR4rebounding]

It's hiding out in China. It is wanted for a hit-and-run in Colorado.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sure it looks silly on the street but on a track it's the ultimate pace car. At a glance it looks like it's leading when it's really holding everyone back.

[lefty]

Sure it looks silly on the street but on a track it's the ultimate pace car. At a glance it looks like it's leading when it's really holding everyone back.

[baseline bum]

Doesn't look like it can pass for

[DMC]

Looks like a cheap knock-off

He is, but it was the best Jerry could muster.

[DMC]

Sure it looks silly on the street but on a track it's the ultimate pace car. At a glance it looks like it's leading when it's really holding everyone back.

It cannot be a taxi though, because it cannot come unless it's showering.

[rayjayjohnson]

Like any car, it's depreciated in value yet costs a ing fortune to run whilst every other car is both nice looking and gets tail.