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He's lost 4/500 pounds??!!! That's 2,000 pounds. Well done SBM. Was some of it yours or was it all your wife?
He's lost 4/500 pounds??!!! That's 2,000 pounds. Well done SBM. Was some of it yours or was it all your wife?
4/500 = 150
4 five hundreths of a pound? That's not much.
not at all. my guess is he lost his testicle.
That makes sense.
I'm thinking about asking this chick out. Do you think she is pretty? In an exotic way?
Are you kidding?I'm thinking about asking this chick out. Do you think she is pretty? In an exotic way?
She's gorgeous. If SBM finds out you are posting pics of his mom again, he'll lock your ass up. I think maybe I should stop aiming for her left eye when I bust one.
I can't her now that I know you spooged in her eye hole.
She has two eyes. Absolutely nothing wrong with the other one.
maybe. which one did you use?
oh...I see it. you said left eye. that's the one I like to lick. so...I'm out.
on another note...I'm going to have a game night and found my old Yahtzee game. But I've lost the white cubes with spots. Do you know where I could order some new ones? I don't want to have to rebuy the game.
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not everyone has creativity ...
You are missing out then. Why do you think the great evolver gave us two eyes? Both need to be used.
Her right eye smells like vomit.
My bad. I get emotional afterwards and sometimes vomit on her.
great. she's all yours.
what about this chick? I seen her at the park and we've had some good talks about the Breeder's Cup.
That pic was taken at my alma mater. They do that every time the Vagina Monologs comes to campus.
For me it was a picture of a dog with the heads of puppies sewn to it's neck. The dog and the heads were all "alive" the heads were connected to the dog's blood supply. According to the doctor who performed the "experiment" the heads even seemed happy. Never quite fit over that, honestly.
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