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Your fake internet persona's past is one of servitude. I think I damaged your psyche with the comment about mint juleps. You'll recover and form a new alliance with another ty fake internegger.
man I had a series of weird and strange dreams last night....my dreams started off cool...I went planet hopping throughout interstellar space and met up with some cool people from a distant galaxy..they too had a Bible....during the middle part of the dream I ended up meeting a crime family in NYC and those bas s forced me work the counter in their pizza shop and threatened to cap me on the spot if I didn't take the job or couldn't read the menu...so I took the job but the menu was in Italian and then I looked up and about Spurstalk 50 people walked in to place an order led by everyone that hates me the most....and I knew I was ed...I was thinking about how I could spit in their food...just so happened I woke up at that moment to go take a piss...so I avoided being capped in my dreams last night..after my piss I went to the fridge took a sip of that new Cran-brrrrr-Rita and went back to bed...next dreams consisted of me fondling Sarah Silverman @her request....that was pretty awesome...as I was fingering her... and getting ready to start licking the split....her dad walked in and I magically grew wings and flew away...then I woke up for good...
not sure what it all meant...
Your fake internet persona's past is one of servitude. I think I damaged your psyche with the comment about mint juleps. You'll recover and form a new alliance with another ty fake internegger.
But you do work in a pizza shop.
I've had that dream.
People can't read in their dreams, which I learned from a Batman cartoon episode when I was a kid. Maybe that's because the part of your brain responsible for literature/reading is also sleeping when you're sleeping, but I'm not sure. I've had dreams where I was asked to read english in the class but I stammered and struggled to read them, which was weird enough since I'm always a fluent speaker, about the caliber of an average mainstream talkshow host tbh.
You're dreaming about spurstalk?
Wow.
Maybe it's time to log off for a week or two.
I also dream about spurstalk tbh, mostly nightmares like, I usually dreamed about being permanent banned from Spurstalk, getting my only-active account (Rogue) banned for spamming the club forum with relentless Scarlett Johansson threads
I like sarah silverman, she was hot on kimmel a week ago or so...
Ehh, what's up Zak?
Sarah is so unbelievably grown and sexy....I could lay up under her sweet Jewish ass ALL DAY....
ALL DAY!!!!
can i have have basil, tomatoes and tons of pepperoni in a sea of cheese, thanks brah.
Are PEDO's allowed in your pizza place?
I think it is ok because all you have to order is "pedopizza".
They call that the PEDODUMPER!
coming right up....in my offending Chinese accent... "I put all up in cheese.. basil, sweaty ball tomato, and tons peperoni in a sea of ..coming right up brah"
Don't forget the mushrooms and sausage.
What a dumb kid ^
Last edited by Rocky Jr.; 11-26-2013 at 06:36 PM.
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